heilmann's maynasch

+1

frightened by the fact i knew it was a fearcondom site by the title alone

+8

MOON MAN HERE I'M JUST DOWNVOTING YOUR SITE, AND ONCE I AM DONE WITH IT I'LL SET AFRICA ON FIRE AND SHOWER THE EARTH WITH MY MASSIVE MOONC*CK'S MAYONN-AIDS. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

-1

sadly ytmnd has become like family guy. at first they both where filled with awesome sexual and random act violent jokes but now it has all turned to NAME DROPPING. just pick someone random, anyone, that i have absolutly no idea of who the f*ck they are and make a ytmnd about them that turns to top rated or top viewed. saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

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That is clearly not mayonnaise.

+9

suggestive mayo ;)

+5

:D

+1

Also, c*cks.

K...I really don't get this one.

+2

the point is theres nothing to get

-1

the point is that fearcondom is infinitely more creative than you are

By putting random images together? With a random song?

-1

fearcondom>you

-3

It's comment threads like this that make me 1 sites like this when made by users like this. The very same douchebags throwing retard jabs here would 1, maybe 2 this site if anyone else made it but feel the need to defend "creativity" all of a sudden. Same f*cking kind of people who think that Magnolia and Fight Club are experimental films.

+4

I don't get it, but I like it. It's random. LOL U GUYZ MAD?

+1

Masterful!

+1

I concur.

The jizz makes me think this was a lickitwellhiem site

-1

SKEET SKEET SKEET

how did u get the juzz to look so good? did u record yourself jacking off against a black background???

+2

Your worst nightmare, butthorn!

Bring home the best.

2

NICE EDITS

far less yellow than Gary Busey's Earth Mayonnaise

+9

Elaine Busey down there is a nice touch.

Apparently I clicked 4 stars and it wont let me change it

+1

same here with my 3

is it just me or does that mayonnaise packet look like its jizzing? ha ha shame on you a dick in disguise!

+3

f*cking win.

this is perfect in every way. you're out of your mind.

-1

leave me alone i'm drunk

-1

pretty good, but now i can never eat mayonnaise again

I came in my f*ckin pants.

i just had a seizure

Now I KNOW you were lying when you said you were dry.

-2

^

medical science has proved that teeth do not grow out of gary busey's mouth, bur urinals instead

animutation :D

Oh fearcondom, such awesome and weird sh*t from you

5 for busey

Ah fearcondom, we all love your sites because you're so splendidly insane.

Wth? these lyrics make absolutely no sense.

+1

german

+1

I am german and this still doesn't make any sense at all. This sounds like someone used babelfish on english lyrics.

Ich verstehe mich alles vas haben sie gesagt!

+1

"I'm going to rip your endocrine system out of your mayonnaise"

Maybe I watch too much porn, but I'd recognize a Peter North mayonnaise shot anywhere

+4

What's the name of this song? It's strangely awesome.

"Foreign Novelty Smash" by The Credibility Gap. Harry Shearer of Spinal Tap and The Simpsons was a member of the band.

I like his dress

I bet theres a penis behind the mayonnaise packet

aren't they all that way?

+6

I wonder if this song was sung by native germans. :D Hilarious Lyrics.

If I was reallllly stoned I still might hate this.

http://ytmndcomedy.ytmnd.com/

I loves the semen coming from the packet, brother

+5 for the monkey and +5 for cheese

Mr. Condom is the best troll ever. He barely even tries and scores of internet users are thrown into fits of rage.

+1

you have no idea what you are talking about.

-1

Pure. West.

+1

I see a bit of penis towards the end there.

Who made the song?

is this a love letter to the end of civilization? ...because that's what it feels like.

I think you are spot-on!!!

what's with that weird box in the upper right?

Unnoticed PhotoShop layer?

nein nein nein.

FOREIGN NOVELTY SMASH by THE CREDIBILITY GAP. A+++ Would Five Again.

+2

Thank You Thank You Thank You. I wanted to know who made the song.

True Art

I enjoyed

Wow. Even the German is decent, not counting the pronunciation... Nice touch on the Mayojaculation...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgEGJFvWM7M

+2

Thaaaaank Yooooooou.

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/2007/11/325_2-04_The_Credibility_Gap_-_Foreign_Novelty_Smash.mp3

spot....spot!...>SPOT!....

I am very aroused

+1

When we're all senior citizens, I'll be the tour guide. Ah, yes, here we see the space mayonnaise site. Pay close attention to the bottom right corner: that is the leftover cumshot from http://thepianist.ytmnd.com.

+1

I LOL'd

I find the Busey fadeout during the explosion to be strangely hypnotic. So's the strange kraut yuppie jam. Bravo.

Someone that's not funny meets something that's not healthy. ...Brilliant!

Gary busey isn't funny to me hes just weird...

Reminds me of Fatboy Slim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgk9ouBuj-4

you know who else made fun of gary busey? new simpsons and family guy. nuff said.

-1

This site has received a 5 for Assc*ck normalization. Our overall combined vote is a 3.

+1

I logged in to comment on this, even if words cannot do this justice.

+1

Wait....that's not really mayonnaise in the bottom right is it...ew.

This.... scares me.

the mayo money shot is repulsive.

+3

Note to self: NEVER click on ANYTHING with "Gary Busey" and "mayonnaise" in the title ever again. Well, "Gary Busey" should be enough, really.

+1

Ground Control to Captain Busey....

Please pass the winsauce.

a boner for busey

NEIN NEIN NEIN

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ejaculation_educational_ani_short.gif LOL