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| Site Title: | Actual Michael Jackson 9-1-1 Tapes | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | jackson911.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | q959fm | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2009-06-26 14:53:44 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | LA County Sheriff's Office | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | LA County Sheriff's Office | ||||||||||
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| JACKSON YOU CAN'T DO THAT
HE SAID WATCH ME |
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| rip bill clinton | ||||||
| I love WATCH ME! part |
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| Pointing out what kind of comments are stupid in the comment section of a YTMND is double stupid. including this comment , which is 3X stupid. |
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| http://insidejob911.ytmnd.com/ |
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| naysayer is a f*cking idiot | ||||||
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| Yeah Bu you PENIS is below average in size. So stfu |
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| naysayer sucks eggs | ||||||
| Also incorrect. In order to judge the size of my penis, which I assure you is more than adaquate, means you would have had to seen it. The means to do so on your part requires knowlege of my location at a time where I am exposed, and a less than acceptable desire to witness my nude form. Also, sucking eggs is a practice without purpose, therefore it is one I do not partake in. |
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| I'm with naysayer, that comment is retarded and his penis is more than adequate. |
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| naysayer it is quite common practice to repeat lines in the site on the comment page. it is also quite common practice for people who have no sites to constantly downvote or criticize others work while offering nothing of their own to the community. but don't worry, i put you in a site. http://elasticsnapholeofthelovebear.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| Just because a lot of people do it doesn't make it not stupid.
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| this just in, NaySayer says Nay! | ||||||
| Trying to write like a college professor and not pulling it off = stupid. Although I can vouch for his penis size. | ||||||
| I love how in today's society anyone using words too big for a pop up book is trying to "imitate a professor." | ||||||
| You have won the contest. |
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| YTMND GOLD!!! | ||||||
| [i]I[/i] should have won the contest! www.nobody-cares.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| your site fails, www.nobody-cared.ytmnd.com is SH!T | ||||||
| watch me watch me | ||||||
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| he's like |
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| W.I.N!
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| Who's the Doctor? Bill Cosby? |
+21 | |||||
| lol. Does sound a bit like Clif Huxtable. |
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| If he was Mr. Cosby, then he would be talking about how many puddin pops Jackson tried to shove in his mouth. |
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| I told him he couldn't have any chocolate puddin' and he said WATCH ME! |
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| I can hear the new remix already: well, ya see, the MICHAEL eats the PUDDIN POPS which gives him the CARDIAC ARREST, ya see? with his hippin and his hoppin and dancin and pill-poppin, so he forgot what the POP is all about
POP is like GAY, No! actually POP is like SOOO GAY! No! actually POP is for F*GGOT(s)! |
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| hey little fella, do you like JESUS JUICE? What do you think candy is made out of? |
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| Was that Bobcat Goldthwait with Michael?? |
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| I hate you, but this is awesome..... |
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| q959fm, u so crazy! |
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| win | ||||||
| So I take it that "oreo" is slang for little boy penis |
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| You had me at Oreo. |
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| How the hell can stuffing Oreo cookies in your mouth cause cardiac arrest? |
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| who knows | ||||||
| It doesn't have to make sense. It just owns. | ||||||
| grt wrk mn | ||||||
| So it was the Cookie Monster! DAMMIT! |
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| Epic... | ||||||
| wowsers sh*t f*ck | ||||||
| LOL wut | ||||||
| when he started counting the oreos, i began laughing for a full two minutes, no joke | ||||||
| autopsy determined that they were in fact Hydrox |
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| Hydrox... the most unappetizing name for a cookie ever. |
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| Prescription Hydrox is not for everyone. Consult your doctor if you experience anal bleeding, anal warts, anal itch, anal dryness, or any other anal symptoms. In some cases, sudden unexplained ejaculation has occurred, rarely resulting in death. If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, then high-five; that's what this sh*t is all about, n*gg*. |
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| Very nice, 5 stars. | ||||||
| one more part of YTMND's never ending quest to ignore the 'too soon' factor |
+21 | |||||
| a fine tradition |
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| LMAO and HOW! XD | ||||||
| I don't really get this, but it's pretty well done. | ||||||
| This is so wrong, but its hilarity completely eclipses its inappropriateness. |
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| haha i knew this was one of yours the second i clicked on it | ||||||
| "Doctor... Doctor Cosby I don't understand what your saying." "WELL YA SEE JELLO PUDDIN' POPS KOO KOO KA CHOO POKEMON WHERE THE GUY COMES OUT OF THE AA AA A AA!" |
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| that actually made me laugh pretty hard... | ||||||
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| Am I retarded or is this sh*t too f*cking hard to read? Well, since I'm retarded I accidentally gave you a 5 when I meant to click 4. | ||||||
| What starts with the letter C? | ||||||
| C-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| I don't get it. | ||||||
| By "it" I think you mean sex. |
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| :) | ||||||
| Not real. | ||||||
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| lol | ||||||
| He's like WATCH ME | ||||||
| You have not idea how to use text in a site do you? |
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| This isn't the real Michael Jackson call... I think you mixed it up with the Bill Cosby call. |
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| orly? did ya figure that on your own or did you have help...... |
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| The white stuff in the oreos was Gavin Arvizo's spunk. | ||||||
| This is hillarious! 5 | ||||||
| so Mj died of a oreo overdose? | ||||||
| Absolutely fantastic | ||||||
| WATCH ME! |
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| oh my god... | ||||||
| He's being an IDIOT, AGAIN. Love that part. | ||||||
| i almost turned it off, i thought it was the actual call. but that part took me totally by surprise and i started laughing for ten minutes straight. | ||||||
| nsfw | ||||||
| double stuff | ||||||
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| WAaAaTCH ME! | ||||||
| this is pure gold. | ||||||
| Fix the audio at the beginning for perfection. | ||||||
| PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR! |
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| get off of ytmnd >:0 |
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| I did. It was relieving and satisfying. | ||||||
| anyone else think that the good doctor sounds like... a black Brack? | ||||||
| LOLOL |
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| keatonkeatonkeatonkeatonkeatonkeaton666 | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| This actually made me go out and buy some Oreos. |
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| "NaySayer you can´t do that" but you´re still posting saying "WATCH ME!!!" |
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| Upon review of all previous comments, it is clear I have made no such post. It does not exist. |
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| WATCH ME! | ||||||
| I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Michael... (WATCH ME!) | ||||||
| I lol'd so hard! XD
he was being an idiot again lol
You can't do that Jackson
hes like watch me! lol | ||||||
| Just thought I'd let you know, you've probably created something I will never get out of my head. Curse you and your hilarity! | ||||||
| WATCH ME! | ||||||
| you cant do that. | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| I wonder if NaySayer has ever seen Grandma's Boy; he reminds me of a certain someone. | ||||||
| /philosophy You see, the funniest thing about this site, is the fact that THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME Jackson has done this. He's being an idiot.... again. | ||||||
