uncyclopedia's article on Michael Jackson used to have a hilarious trivia section. "Michael Jackson is more dangerous to children than a plastic bag.:

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hurr

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congrats you heard a michael jackson joke somewhere

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Anyone notice the Count Bleck effect?

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uncyclopedia is gay

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5 for a positive, respectful site

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needs moar lens flare.

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So on a tribute site to a great artist and songwriter who recently died, you made the first comment a slanderous joke about him. Classy

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my one star will shine forever on this horrible site

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Well done.

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Classy.

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i'm sick of these michael jackson "tribute" sites. yes, he is one of the greatest preformers of the 20th century. and yes, he will be remembered for his excellent music, but he is a FREAK, and this is ytmnd. lol, lets make fun of him!!!

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i herd they melted him down into legos

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so kids could play with HIM for a change

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ALSO. I heard he actually died of food poisoning.

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turns out he ate a 12 year old weiner.

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*insert recycled Michael Jackson joke here*

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Uh you're on YTMND. We're the freaks.

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also, I heard mrnoodle is an *ssh*le

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Good comment, ackshually

glowing stigmata

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5'd for lens flares

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With Billy Mays passing away with him, Billy can make him brighter with some of his cleaning products.

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LOL. I am going to hell.

F*g.

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*picture you took of yourself with your dreadlocks blowing in the wind*

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^lol

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I'm saying that he's faked the whole death, and we're gonna end up seeing his visage in a nutty butty in the next ten years.

Nice! Cam I have your opinions on the moon landing, water flordiation, and the links between vaccination and autism?

Sure, the moon landing is intricately intertwined with goofin' on Elvis. The fluoride you deride is the result of reverse vampires. And don't vaccinate your kids; autism is the closest in their boring lives they will come to having super powers.

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I don't understand why people classify the moon landing conspiracy with those others. The moon landing conspiracy is by far the most bullsh*t one and I don't know why some people believe that one. It makes no sense and it never will. Then again... many people believe in that weird "global warming" conspiracy. That one doesn't really make sense either.

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The real conspiracy is James Randi is not having meme status on YTMND!

LENS FLAREEEEEEEEE

ruined with cheap Photoshop lens flare imo

A much brighter star than William Faulkner, James Joyce, Wallace Stevens or any other throwaway 20th century icon. RIGHT?

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Touché!

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

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n*gg*rs should not have tributes let alone dead n*gg*rs

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"A" star is right.

Nice work!

IT ONLY SHINES THAT BRIGHT BECAUSE OF ORANGE GLO!

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SKILLED SITE but props to a kid toucher????????????????????

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Hold on, is that lens flare?

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The only aesthetically pleasing site out now about MJ. Great job.

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If you put a cross behind him he turns into jesus with a hat on.

The gif is too big for my screen, but thats ok because the words are kind of hokey. Awesome image though.

MJ was an amazing artist and will always be remembered. Great site. Well done sir.

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Nice site

;_; Good night sweet prince

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is this a cheesytmnd?

"Beat It" is about masturbation.

Nice lens flares.

Wow a tasteful Michael Jackson YTMND

IKR? I keep getting mad and closing the browser window, but this one was worth sticking around for.

"I started crying after watching the Michael Jackson prisoner tribute" and *I* started crying after i realized that so many people care so much about a celebrity. GEEZ, get OVER IT! sorry. i know you like his music, but REALLY. you cry when a personal friend dies, a family member, not someone you've never met and never had a chance of meeting!

Awesome. :) Fived.

trilithium rocket

Awesome.

I love it.

HURRR As long as you make #1 pop songs, you can touch as many children as you want. Grow up people. DURRRR He was a freak - plain and simple. Stop acting like he's a hero.

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fuk u stool eyes bowl

I prefer a tribute over a cheesy thriller joke - those are just way too obvious. He deserves some respect.

Aesthetically pleasing, but I disagree with you from an astrophysics perspective.

5 out of 5 Stephen Hawkings and Ghosts of Richard Feynman agree - MJ was the King of Pop.

This has a very classic touch to it, I like it. Too bad YTMND has fallen...

*wheep*

Michael Jackson sucks

i am impressed by your commanding knowledge, can i have some more

why is this high rated

can we get this off the front page? kthxbai

GAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Michael is smiling down on you from heaven

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