Win

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Dave Matthews sure is a douchebag, isn't he? Also, 5.

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Guy: Greatest thing ever invented since.... well this

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Greatest thing since bread ;)

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The greatest thing since scurvy.

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The greatest thing since loaded bread

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So this is it, huh folks?

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i actually laughed.

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They had to invent it?

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sliced bread can't be something that was invented. if you had bread, and you f*cking broke it, there's sliced bread. you can't break f*cking bread and call it something that you f*cking invented. inventions actually require, you know, inventiveness. Sliced bread involved bread being broken as f*ck.

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F*ck f*ckitty f*ck f*ck f*ck

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Sliced bread that could be bought at the store was indeed an invention. Before that you had to slice it when you got it home. Trust me, it was a big deal at the time. Perhaps you were trying to be funny and not just ignorant, but if so, I didn't pick up on the humor.

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BREAD IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

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"July 7th, 1928: The idea of bread being sliced and then sold for public consumption formulated and put into action" was too long for the lines provided...

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The amazing thing is that the knife was not invented until 1929. Up until that point, the bread companies used rabid rats to gnaw through the bread with ninja-like accuracy.

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the invention is actually the bread slicer, a device that could slice bread into many equal pieces mechanically and also c*cks.

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5 for history

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IT WAS A GREAT DAY, I REMEMBER IT WELL

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well actually, you forgot poland

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Without this there would be no COLDCUTCOMBO

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subway doesn't use sliced bread

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right, they pile all the meat and vegetables on top of an unsliced roll

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Subway doesn't used bread sliced in a factory

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people were slicing bread long beforehand. "sliced bread" refers to presliced, packaged, bread

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If you ask them nicely at Subway, they'll just wrap the meat and cheese around a loaf.

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^ That's called the "Iritscen" at my local Subway because I always have them make it that way.

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Well, it's not lacking any meat. And that's what real women want!

Not funny in the slightest.

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Well instead of in the slightest, take it out of the slightest and see what you think.

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unauthorized

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IT WAS THE BEST THING.

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I didn't mean to fav this, oh well.

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I LOVE SLICED BREAD.

NASCAR driver Joey Logano's helmet.... http://blogs.courant.com/autoracing/Sliced%20bread%20helmet.jpg His nickname is "Sliced Bread".

Where's the mutton?

Nothing has been better since...

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Subtle yet amazing

Are you serious? Are you telling me that there are some people alive who remember the day the great thing to which all great things have been compared, came into existence?

Really I don't use bread much I don't eat sandwich's much or really do anything else with bread probably gonna make a pb&j sandwich tonight though.

Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?

Sliced bread, the greatest thing since paper.

Epic win.

YEAH TOAST

took them long enough, THANKS FOR NOTHING EDISON

lol wikipedia

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