I fear I will not survive this

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NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!

-50000000000 for Van Halen.

-5

everybody wants some Van Halen

+2

get out

-1

that's hot.

+1

right on the moneyshot

+1

I can't wait to be a woman and have someone cum in my face

+1

I hear this is the 3rd most common reason for sex realignment procedures.

+2

that's what happens when you shake it like that. also 5 for singing/dancing burgers.

+1

are you saying bud tastes like jizz?

If jizz tastes anything like beer, then I'd never leave the house.

+3

Here cums the beer!

-1

I don't really see what you were trying to ge- Oh wait.. Ohhh...

+1

Gamekid would open that.

+3

yes please

I Whispered my Ghost, if you get my drift.

+3

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3241/2965367221_8af68c96a0.jpg

+1

6.2% alcohol. Not bad for an American Lager.

$5 six pack at Trader Joes, too. Now if only they'd carry: http://beerrunner.draftmag.com/files/2008/11/rhinelander.jpg

Looks like something they might sell in Pittsburgh or Detroit.

http://www.rogue.com/beers/american-amber.php

THATS A STUPID IDEA BECAUSE THE BEER WOULD GET WARM

+3

truthfully everything about this image merely gilds the lily of roth's intense wailing

+1

cool

i prefer the fat *ss JLH.

+1

Cottage cheese

I wouldn't mind brewing her beer

+1

Yes. But only after polishing off the reds in her wine rack.

+1

I love brunettes.