oh my god.

+1

is it weird that I could tell this was a fearcondom site by the title alone?

-2

turkey...

+3

Pillowy mounds of mash potatoes.

-4

COOLANT LEAK! WE GOT A COOLANT LEAK! I ESTIMATE NO MOAR THAN 3 BONG HITS UNTIL A WARP CORE BREACH

+1

oh my shiva

EPIC DATAH

+1

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts, a pen, yeah! But an intchy beaver. Such a coooooooooooooool, wind yeah, yeah...

It is green.

data can take rips from the stem?

+1

lol you're right. He chopped off the top of the bong.

+3

He's just that epic

+1

We need more Data bong sites!!! The world would be a better place!

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

They aren't Jamaican. They're white. lol

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You're not Jamaican, You're White. LOL!.

+5

EPIC DATAH

+1

Let the era of Epic Data begin!

+1

and his natural offspring: epic lol

+7

Datard?

EPIC DATAH

+1

Patrick Pacard is amused.

+2

EPIC DATAH

+1

EPIC smoke edits

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

-2

EPIC DATAH

+1

I first read the title as "Data hits the Borg" lololol.. no Borg in the site though

-2

EPIC DATAH

+1

stupid

EPIC DATAH

+1

Meh. How many times have the people of Star Trek hit a bong?

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CONGRATULATIONS! You have realized what makes this funny! I - you, fool of fools.

+1

Even your mother tells you to shut the f*ck up when you say sh*t like "fool of fools."

-1

Wait, are you saying the only reason this is funny is because there are a lot of Star Trek bong sites?

LOLFAIL

-1

LOLFAIL?! You wrote LOLFAIL? I swear to god if you were my kid I'd punch you in the f*cking neck right in front of all your friends.

-1

LOLNECKPUNCH, because punching a kid in the neck is a unique twist on the mundane bitchslap, see that's what i need, more of a skewed perspective on things, too bad I just hack at things with blunt objects hoping to beat a few laughs out of tired ideas. I wish I had a chance to leave insights on hanktherapper and gr33nscr33n's new sites but unfortunately there are none, it's unfairly one sided.

+3

+

-2

Mr. Condom if ytmnd is religion, you are god.

^ WRONG!!! It would be DarthWang, or rather Sean Connery. fearcondom is a mere simpleton.

-4

and the oppression begins.

-1

i am a lesser god of trolls and narvs. the narvish prince, if you will. 5 for personal site.

EPIC DATAH

-1

fearcondom acts like I rip every site I make when in reality I've liked as many as I've hated. He's just missing the good idea/bad idea filter and has too much time on his hands.

fearcondom needs to be loved by everyone even if it leaves him nothing to call his own.

oh you guuuyyyys

GET READY TO GET PUNCHED IN THE DICK!

sound origin should be circle of motherf*cking life

-1

EPIC DATAH

+1

The torch has been passed

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

you suck

-5

EPIC DATAH

+1

Why is Dr. Kelso from Scrubs watching Data pull bongs on the Enterprise?!?!?

+8

He's the ship's Chief medicinal cannabis officer, on assignment from Starbase 4:20

+14

EPIC DATAH

+1

ever see killer condom? almost as good as troma wars. anyway, good site despite the fad porn.

EPIC DATAH

+1

Data would use a vaporizer

EPIC DATAH

+1

EPIC!

EPIC DATAH

+1

I can't in good conscience not 5 this.

-1

EPIC DATAH

+1

this is f*cking gold. lifeforms...do-do-do-do-do you precious little lifeforms do-do-do-do-do where are you do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dododo

+1

I bet you just love scanning for lifeforms.

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

that looks like about 2 oz

EPIC DATAH

+1

Sir, the Nanites in the upper core are all stoned.

+6

[+]'d for episode recognition

EPIC DATAH

+1

I bet the lights on his positronic matrix were gojng f*cking mental after that hit.

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

Lion King! Nice choice.

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

Dude, where do you find the time to do this? Aren't you some big shot graphic artist or something?

EPIC DATAH

+1

f*cking full of win

EPIC DATAH

+1

Ugly bongs of mostly water

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

what's bob kelso doing on the enterprise? medicinal marijuana?

EPIC DATAH

+1

nice

EPIC DATAH

+1

The vapors...changed him.

EPIC DATAH

+1

Heroes must win in the end, YOU ARE THE BEST ONE BY FAAAR

+3

EPIC DATAH

+1

5 for the music.

EPIC DATAH

+1

Made me miss Blommer

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

I F*CKING LOVE YOU! I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

Everything about this site... EVERYTHING!

EPIC DATAH

+1

Oh this fad again

-4

EPIC DATAH

+1

Bobsled team is gonna kick *ss now.

+4

EPIC DATAH

+1

Edit out the photorealistic bong and replace it with the stock iphoto toolkit one, change Pacard's hairstyle every frame, and replace the sound with a mix of Lcad's slow ride loop and the Pacard theme for a 5

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DarthWang, image and sound quality expert.

AndySavage, PhD in Photoshop.

-3

DarthWang is a god among men. You respect him dammit!

-2

There aren't enough alts in the world for me to - this entire comment string to where I'd be satisfied

EPIC DATAH

+1

this is so bad

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BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD http://mickeymakes.ytmnd.com/

-1

EPIC DATAH

+1

This reminds me, where's directory lately?

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EPIC DATAH

+1

Awesome. This is what Star Wars is all about.

EPIC DATAH

+1

No Patrick Pacard music?

+4

EPIC DATAH

+1

Ohhh god I'm crying. 5 all over my face.

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

I'm going to FAV this but you need to sync the audio better.

EPIC DATAH

+1

Data takes his hits from the stem.

EPIC DATAH

+1

Im blessed to see so many ytmnds combining my two favorite things on earth

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

O M G !

EPIC DATAH

+1

Faved for Pacard. In Pacard We Trust http://pacardtee.ytmnd.com/

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/915600#2009-06-16_12_34_43

EPIC DATAH

+1

For f*ck sake this's a mother f*ckin' chez d'oeuvre!!!

EPIC DATAH

+1

http://oddpicard.ytmnd.com <@:)

EPIC DATAH

+1

best song

EPIC DATAH

+1

....

EPIC DATAH

+1

Epic Win.

EPIC DATAH

+1

awesome

EPIC DATAH

+1

1 for dumbest fad ever.

-5

EPIC DATAH

+1

No seeds or stems in this dope ytmnd!

EPIC DATAH

+1

the lion king makes sense now

EPIC DATAH

+1

Data always trying to be more human than human

EPIC DATAH

+1

F*ck Pacard.

-7

THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HEAH

+3

EPIC DATAH

+1

lol. It is green

+1

the pen is blue

-1

EPIC DATAH

+1

5 because i lol'd

EPIC DATAH

+1

Way to go. I wonder what his analysis is on the famous plant?

Stoneriten! That has potential.

Analysis? It is green.

+1

Outstanding obeservation

EPIC DATAH

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

He's so high right now.

EPIC DATAH

+1

How am I like the only one to notice that he hit it out of the bowl... That's not the proper way to smoke it.

EPIC DATAH

+1

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SUVENNNNNYAAAAAA UBABA ICH-UBAWAH!

EPIC DATAH

+1

Data is a robot. It wouldn't affect him.

-3

You don't even know Data very well. He'll get high if he f*cking wants to.

+1

EPIC DATAH

+1

Now both are able to see that there really are in fact FIVE lights.

+3

EPIC DATAH

+1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EPIC DATAH

+1

EPIC DAYDA

EPIC DATAH

+1

rofl

EPIC DATAH

+1

Tis dee best YTMND pon dee web, me breda...

EPIC DATAH

+1

Thats a f*ckin' cloud to be proud of! 5 for badass smoke cloud!

EPIC DATAH

+1

Is Silver Haze a good strain?

lol at the Lion King music

It is green.