He Dead: The Legend of Chick-Drowner Ted

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ok, this is good

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6.

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A classic for the ages.

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I'm glad at least one person remembers.

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pepperidge farm remembers

High Anus Port FTW!

Massive Two Sh*ts

Gone too soon.

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I would have lol'd if the title didn't have the car in the background. Ruined it for me :(

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it's low budget, silly billy

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Chappaquiddick incident

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haha... dick

Yeah, that about sums up all the good he did in his life.

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aww, it had such a dramatic climax.

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lol for truth.. did you know Ted Kennedy had 26 DUIs (most were thrown out of court by his connections) he even has on DUI plane crash! LOL

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With loving detail

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The Dream will never die

I just think there is much more to the story. Like the fact that he didn't ask for help for the girl still in the car despite authorities speculating that she lived for up to 2 hours under water with an air bubble. He made a pu blic statement that he was concerned that the girls friends might have tried to help her and ended up hurting themselves so he didnt say anything to protect them. He suggested he was concerned for others safety and not that he was stinking drunk.

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I know everybody has already processed this information. It just seems that running into water wasn't even the beginning of the story.

Of course you're right, but I can only do so much with limited funds and 2.5 megs. Having said that, I believe your comments have added immeasurable power and meaning to this story without exceeding our meager budget.

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The whole event just underscores the power of money. The wheels spin fast if you've got it. 80 percent of the population breaks themselves for nothing in return and these *ssh*les walk through crime scenes to get to their parade.

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well said, well spoken

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I am extremely disappointed that [Hic*] has proposed this relief using ...umm...such a politically charged approach. This.. THIS LISTEN TO ME! This is not time for a partisan political debate on vouchers whenever i... uhh (hic*) motion adorned. - Ted Kennedy

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I love it

He sure knew how to throw an afterparty.

I don't get this...I thought this better describes Patrick Kennedy

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Somehow it went forgotten, but will only be known for it

A testament to the decaying ruin that is my home

taste the 1 bitch

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lmao!

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"First, our cities will not be flooded with a million immigrants annually. Under the proposed bill, the present level of immigration remains substantially the same.... Secondly, the ethnic mix of this country will not be upset.... Contrary to the charges in some quarters, [the bill] will not inundate America with immigrants from any one country or area, or the most populated and deprived nations of Africa and Asia.... In the final analysis, the ethnic pattern of immigration under the proposed measure is not expected to change as sharply as the critics seem to think.... The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs." - Teddy Kennedy speaking of the effects of the - Teddy Kennedy speaking of the effects of the 1965 Hart-Celler Immigration Act during debate on the Senate floor.

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What a damn LIAR.....you runined this country..and now you can rot in hell for it.

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Aha cracker

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What the f*ck are you talking about? This country was ruined when we let in the damned Irish.

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rage

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Lol, well done!

Well done Sir/Madam

Isn't this just recycled footage from the Silent Hill 2 movie?

if it was, you would have 5'd it.

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what Silent Hill 2 movie?

WIN!

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5 for fresh, creative new jokes about Ted Kennedy. Oh wait, my bad, there's none of that. So, 1. Prick.

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ololol

here, this one's fresh and different............. MarryJo.ytmnd.com

too soon?

Yes it is!

wasn't soon enough!

You forgot the part where he ruined White America by openining the USA up to a massive non-White invasion!

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Pretty sad that the woman riding with him died because he was driving drunk. If he had reported it, she could have been saved. But no, her life wasn't as important as Ted not having to spend the night in jail. Sad, so sad.

why dont they push it under the rug so no one has to think about that terribel man idgi

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The irrelevance of this is quite vast.

funny i guess but this whole place seems awash with neocon idiots lately

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You don't get it. Internet subculture grew at leaps and bounds during the Bush years so it was easy to assume that the internet was just packed to the brim with liberals. The truth is much simpler. People just hate whoever is currently in charge so they have someone to blame for all their problems. WELCOME TO 4 YEARS OF CONSERVATIVE FUNNIES!

well, there are both sides here. There are people that think liberals can do no wrong and there a people that swear obama was born in kenya and love to yell socialism at the top of their lungs. But more than either of those are a bunch of people that like to see prominent figures kicked while they are down or even better dead. F*ckem if they can't take a joke.

Ted Kennedy killed one person that night, but millions more through abortion laws.

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