You will be raped and merked now.

cheerios. its whats for breakfast.

maybe you could afford a car if you didnt spend your money on drugs >:0

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i own a car...

+1

Weed isn't even expensive.

+5

lol yea

It's the cheapest drug there is!

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Crack is the cheapest drug there is, that is why poor people smoke it.

+2

stealing drugs out of your parents' medicine cabinet is the cheapest drug there is. you need to watch more TV.

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and you never paid for drugs. not once.

cafeen is the cheapest drug there is... that's why it's not demoralised

-1

Weed induced bicycle rides are fun

+1

This is your brain in Calgary.

If ANYONE is getting raped around here it's gonna be ME!

+2

lol dont be silly, you need to chill out here have this drink

+5

Sir, I am allergic to a great many things, but Horse Tranquilizers are OK in my book.

Now this is some unprecedented stuff! 7!

-1

basement floor at the hospital huh?

+1

lol no my locker is just in the basement

well at least there are no jumpers down there...

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actually, let me re-word that. At least the jumpers are not able to jump down there.

-1

Have you gotten your stapler back yet?

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So, you go to the Hospital to sleep? That's not work...

hit the bong before going to work at the hospital?

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lol it wears off by the time i get there

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and i dont diagnose patients or treat them so it doesnt matter

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So, you wake up around 10am, take a sh*t, take a bong hit, surf the pron, and then go to work at the hospital? F*ck. I'm going to medical school.

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How long of a ride is that?

45 min

+2

That is a long-ass ride.

Your mom is a long *ss ride.

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Exercise is what strengthens his thighs.

once i killed a man with my thighs

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nice. sucks about having to work though. bummer

You a doctor?

The song cuts off before the end of the gif, you should extend the mp3 a bit

+4

what was in the toilet?

piss, sweet piss

+3

Why didn't you show us your peenis? Oh, right, you don't have one...

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chick wallpaper

CO?

co?

what do you guys mean, colorado?

if so then no, its in canada

I'm tired and I don't know what to do.

you forgot your morning wank

+5

you want to see it

+9

who doesnt

+5

Absolutely loved it, especially the music

+2

That's Calgary yes?

+1

haha yea man how'd you know

well this is awkward

+8

The cop car, the bus, the train, the university campus. i'm guessing you live in the springbank area and I hope you're creeped out now.

+11

he didn't respond because he's too busy packing.

+7

Fww has been on YTMND since july 4 2005 and these are his/her only 2 comments ever, s/he has no votes and no sites. this place is f*ckin wierd, guys.

+8

i bet calgary's even weirder

+2

one of em's right

+1

Maybe peltpain should change his vote to 4 again so it's not so obvious he's an alt... http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/915455

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calgary is the SHIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!! but seriously, its awesome

that was nose hill that i rode over

Dude, Fww doesn't have any votes either, holy sh*t, this guy is the ultimate ghost lurker.

if i don't make a ytmnd within the next 2 weeks call the cops lol

+2

Hes gonna come by as a rubber nipple salesmen. CALL THE POLIIIIIICE

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^cannont [+] goyutan enough

+1

Only someone from calgary would rock a Mountain Crest Poster.

My buddy went to grad school for Computer Science/computer graphics in Calgary. He liked it.

Damn, I thought it looked like Calgary, too.

Lol at random pedo bear and NSMB

+2

how long is the ride, and did i see a nuclear powerplant in the background?

45 min and no there arent any nuc power plants in calgary

effort

+4

i like how it went from black and white to color after you lit the bong. Nice touch!

+5

hahaha thanks i liked that part myself!

thats a real nice ride! jealous!

nice work

i wanted you to know that i 5'd this site

+4

I wish that was my morning.

It really could have done without Pedobear. That's a 4chan meme. Still a 5 though, since the rest was cool

+4

Where is this?

calgary

Bullsh*t! I saw no Moiunties or people wearing bever pelts.

+4

er, ^Mounties

+2

er, er ^beaver....I need anothe rcup of coffee

+3

hahahaha im going to five 2 of your sites for that

I can't possibly believe that's a Canadian hospital, fox news tells me there should be bodies littering the lobby due to the horrors of socialized healthcare

+2

our healthcare system is actually 7 ranks higher than the U.S.'s on the global scale. lol.

+1

^ still pretty crappy then, eh?

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lol yea, we're both up in the 30's

7 ranks higher based on a system that ranks by who can "get access to healthcare" meaning who gets a free ride. Oh but do we really count the actual QUALITY of the care with the QUANTITY of those who are actually responsible enough to pay for their own healthcare? no WHO is based of a socialist blind look at "fairness" but ignores the pitfalls of trying to get something for nothing.

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Hey thanks ayn rand, obviously the poor don't suffer enough, we need to deny them the treatments they need to survive! but i understand what you're saying, i'm a firsthand witness of the very rare and few disgusting people who leach off the system, natives and morbidly obese people pretty much live in the hospital and get free meals and they stay in either by hurting themselves or being too fat to live. regardless, the vast majority of the population respects the system. its better quality of life.

+2

Yeah i was being super sarcastic, if you couldn't tell. I'm coming up on the end of my free-ride health insurance in a year or so, and I'm really hoping I don't have to invest in a system that relies on making a profit off of me

+2

haha yea i'm good at giving sarcasm but i suck at picking up on it, i just hate fox news so i had to say something back lol.

HAHA, yeah, imagine that. A doctor that spends hundreds of thousands on school and probably millions in insurance against idiot lawsuits daring to make a profit. They should be slaves! Because, hey, we all have a God given right to healthcare. People respect the system my ass. Utopias only exist in fairytales.

Are you saying we need to put the value of a human life into dollars and cents? A system like the Canadian provides the same quality of medical education that the American system produces for approx 16.5 thousand Canadian, which is about 15000 American. Its no where near the kind of cost you projected. And yes, we all do have a god given right to health care, humans have survived by helping each other out. I hope you get a horrible disease with expensive treatment without help from family. Then what :)

Sorry i redact the 16500 dollar tuition fee, thats for the first 4 years, it can reach up to 100,000 after 9 years education. Regardless, A Canadian doctor working a 37.5 hr week can make up to 132,000$ a year, which makes 100,000 tuition look a lot less daunting. http://www.caribbeanmedicine.com/article9.htm Don't you think the government has its hand in your pocket a little too often anyways?

Gee, I wonder why the talented doctors that should be paid what they are worth come to America??? I know of 2 personally from Canada. Then when all the good care is in America where you can pay what it's worth instead of wait in line with everyone else even though you were responsible enough to have the $ to pay. There is no such thing as a right that depends on another person for adults. I don't owe you a ##@#ing thing.

And of course the gov has it's hand in my pocket too often, but to think that it's not ok for us but for doctors it's fine is complete hogwash. You say there shouldn't be a value on human life, but as a result watch more people die waiting for treatment just so it's "fair".

well you make a good point about the doctors going down to the states for better pay etc. but what happens if you get cancer and need months of expensive treatment? can you personally afford such a thing? and with regards to the waiting in line thing and dying because you can't get treatment, the reason people have to wait a long time is because we prioritize the patients according to the severity of the disease, so if you need the treatment asap, you get it.

And a lot of the time it comes down to circumstance, bad luck, or just inability to earn a lot of money and not responsibility. Some people work their asses off just so that they can get by and then suddenly they get hit with a 10,000$ medical bill? in my opinion that's complete bullsh*t. Also, humans are characterized by an emotion called empathy, heard of it? The way modern capitalism is going we're all getting stuck in the debt system and we get raped for our livelihood.

Anyways, neither of us can win this argument so i suggest we drop it.

Tens of thousands in medical bills. Thats's what private medical insurance is for, and tort reform could fix much of the US high cost issues of medical coverage. And who in the world gives the government the right to decide what type of priority you are? Especially when you are responsible enough to afford coverage that would get you imediate treatment? You are the one devaluing human life by sticking us all in this big coffer and saying we deserve to have other people decide how important we are.

Empathy and charity are great and there are thousands of hospitals in the US that operate off of it, but it's not the government's job to take care of us, because we then give up our rights to decide our own importance. We don't turn anyone down that is dying in the US that doesn't have the means to pay for treatment. And at the same time, if you are willing to work hard enough to go out and make the kind of money where you can buy the best and quickest medical care there is, no one has the right to deny it

mmmk. well i said im done with this. internet arguments are retarded.

In other words "I have no valid argument other than touchy feely emotions, so I will just retreat in defeat."

$132,000 CAD? Isn't that the equivalent of 3 beaded wampum belts and pound of seal blubber?

Providing universal health care for a country is a lot easier when the entire population can fit inside a chevy yukon.

haha yea, cause our dollar is stronger than yours right now...

... This is YTMND. STOP MAKING ME LEARN!!!

well texaggie, how does it feel to bask in the glory of pseudo intellectualism?

Paused this song to watch this site . . . weird. liked the color addition on the hit.

+2

-1 for bong -1 for pedobear

-2

+5 FOR BONG!

+2

+1 for no pedobear

ruined something good with that stupid pedobear bullsh*t. Same with nsmb

i kinda agree, i`m gonna fix the pedo bear one but im keeping the nsmb i think it works

Meh...random pedobear is cool. I'd hardly call waking up just before 11am and riding a bike 45 minutes to work a workday morning.

i usually ride to work at 5:30 in the morning it just so happened my shift started at noon that day

I like. 5

do you take a snow machine to work in the wintertime?

+1

i have the same phone

not many people know this but this used to be the opening credits to the office

+1

+5 for the same phone as me.

do you have a camera implanted in your head?

I really liked it but I wish there was some... ending? I feel like I'm waiting for part two now, even though I couldn't give a fcuk less. It -was- really good though. Nice bong.

should i make a second one called -The Ride Home-?

I don't think they'll let you light up at the hospital...

+1

incomplete

This user has no complete sites.

+1

5 for living to see this modern art story. Seeing this high is of course a welcoming bonus impression

i like drugs too

5'd for n*gg* cameo

+1

Not only is it an incredible set of pictures with a few intertextual references - which is what makes YTMND's - but you used a Bonobo song that was mixed by Quantic. All the Kudos of today to you my friend.

Ok, so, give me some clues as to where you're coming from to where you're going. I'm trying to recreated the path you took on google maps. For now I'm guessing you crossed either Crowchild or Highway 2, am I close?

hahahah you creepin bastard, both actually

srry nvm not highway 2

i envy your life

N*gg* ruined an otherwise awesome site.

-1

New fad? N** ruined my site.

-1

I noticed some illegal activity taking place in this video. You have given me no choice, and I am obligated as an American citizen to report you to the authorities.

+1

+1

You need to move closer to where you work bro.

my parents house is like right beside where i work but i moved out so i was forced to move further away. soooooooo gay.

I KNEW it was Calgary. I was like.. damn that looks like nose hill... Dang that police car has the same design as here.. Dang that C-Train looks familiar.. F*cking.. Is that UofC? Sh*t nice.

chalk that up for two YTMND stalkers

I'm not a stalker, just really bored.

-1 because the bong ruined it

-1

try smoking weed, its much less harmful than alcohol

i would've never expected it...

so awesome :)

Awesome! I also have the LG Xenon. :D

well now i feel like an *ss for driving anywhere, i can walk anywhere i need to be in less than an hour

I liked the song a lot, it fit the environment perfectly. Pretty creative of you too. Reminds me of my hour ride to school up in Tampa. Maybe i'll do the same thing for that just for fun. You get the better workout over me (I motorcycle it) i just hold on for dear life and workout my legs when the bumps on bridges are enough to give me a headache lol!

Im trying to get my motorcycle license this month lol, I'm pretty pumped for it

dont give a flying f*ck

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u shoulda put in more fads like the n*gg*

i did, too many people downvoted so i removed them

People develop fad allergies when they've been on this site for too long.

For what it's worth, I liked your handful of fad cameos. You weren't relying on them to carry the site; they just personalized your "video" for the YTMND audience. (That's cool, because then we know that you made it for us. I enjoy imagining that there are other YTMNDers out there in the real world -- people who are looking at the world a little differently because of the time they spend on here.)

haha yes! you nailed what i was going for with the handful of fads

kinda neat

Didn't mean to tell you... But I guess you've got to know...

the pee?

I like it but aren't YTMND's supposed to be funny?

If you like it whats the problem then, that's the point of ytmnds. There are all kinds of info ones made and stuff, like the truth behind Scientology etc

keep it up

http://ytmnd.com/users/orangepop/votes

http://ytmnd.com/users/Schlits-ne-burger/votes

http://ytmnd.com/users/jhomeboy/votes

look man, i know you think you're having some kind of power trip or something since you don't have a site above 4 lol, but jhomeboy and orangepop are irl friends who only really go on when i get them to check out my sh*t. schlits-ne-burger was an alt and its been deleted. keep on workin though, its amusing

First of all - my sites have NOTHING to do with you cheating. This account I use to out cheaters. I've made about 50 sites with +4 ratings in the past 6 months. Does that have any impact you being a cheater? With your alt and your 'friends' that's 3 5s on every site you post as soon as you post it. That means every site you make goes to the top of up and coming. Your sites aren't improving because you're cheating. Accept our votes - without cheating - and you might learn what we actually like and improve

ok fine. you got me. fair and square, i have nothing i can really say in my defense. lesson learned. sorry ytmnd it won't happen again. but this calls a question of ethics into the conversations: what to do about friends accounts?

So you ride your f*ggy poor person bike to go mop floors all day for $3.47 an hour?

hahaha try not to be a jealous little bitch but i work in diagnostic imaging and i make 23 $ an hour. in your terms thats like 4 boxes of KD an hour! you and your government supported mother could live for a month off what i make per shift!

plus im a student who saves... so yea i ride my bike

That's cool, I'm student who drives my car... Because I'm a man not a f*ggy bike riding pussy. Have fun pretending there Dr. Jan Itor!

yes, but you either live with your parents or they bought you your car. i'm independant. unlike you, right little boy?

Negative, It's my car and I live 3000 miles away from my family. Once again, have fun pulling kip into town homo.

look, obviously you're some little sh*t who made an alt account to beef people cause you can't beef people, on the internets, on your own account. no matter what i say you'll come back with some lame attempt at a comeback. and i think riding a bike over the distance i do twice a day proves i have more testicular power than some little internet tough guy with a car. and i own a car, i choose to ride my bike/work o so that if i ever met some sh*t talking geek like you i could rub your face in your own sh*t.

hahaaa angry drunk comment ^

coolest thing ever.