did you nsfw this? or are the mods just hair triggered?

-2

no, I did. people don't cotton to cum face talk at work

+10

clearly they never worked for Steinbrenner then.

+6

lol she likes him to cum on his face. so does greenscreen

+1

If you watch this on repeat it starts to slowly merge into one huge phrase...amazing

omg hahaha

Is Clive talking about Richard Gere?

+6

No, Dennis Hopper

No, Patrick Swayze

No, Michael Jackson

No, Moon Man

-3

No, C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

+2

poetic

Daft Punkable?

+11

Daftinately Punkable.

+1

Horribly vulgar, and yet so well-sync'd...

where did clive owen find that talking skeleton OH MY GOD THAT'S JULIA ROBERTS

+16

F*cking christ is that hypnotic... also great sync work.

-1

like the burping contest?

HIMCUMININYAFACE™

+1

-1

her likey's cold?

+2

YASS.

+2

yer likem combin' in yer fice?

+3

verbatim from Waugh's "A Handful of Dust", 1934

NICE SYNCS

I came in your f*ckin face. YEAH!

This is EXTREMELY WELL SYNCED meaning that the sound and image last approximately the same amount of time. How did you do it? Did you have to use an editing program of some sort?

-4

32 frames at .08 seconds = 2.56 seconds. The audio is 2.6 seconds so I changed two of the frames to .10 bringing the gif time up to 2.6 seconds

+5

Perhaps superdreamkilla is thinking of this: http://greatestmoment.ytmnd.com/

+1

Thanks paphan!

-4

Go Math!

+2

itsmath.ytmnd.com

Also is this a repost?

-5

No. I didn't do a search so maybe it's been done, but no. Not a repost.

+2

cawck

Clive Owen's accent doesn't make that sound attractive in the least way

slutty

I'm hard.

+2

This is voted -4 for several reasons... the main reason being the poor noticeable craftsmanship in this site... the other could be a little hint of inept concept regarding the relation of Clive Owen and Julia Roberts.

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i don't know if you're serious or not anymore.

http://itsoktobegay.ytmnd.com/

what is, jealous of some other guy? they both seem upset lol.. tuff to figure out

I love it!

also, caulks

N*gg*rs would vote 5 on this site cause they want to raep that white chick.

Shows how educated you are. She doesn't have a big enough ass.

+4

dat booty

JUST MAKING SURE

great movie

-1

Nother awesome site that won't get seen by nearly enough people thanks to this stupid *ss NSFW system that never should have been put in place.

For your 17th useless failed flame attempt comment on my site I think it would be cute if you were to cry like a bitch again because someone - FOR SOME ILLOGICAL REASON - minuses some of your comments.

-2

wrong hole

-2

Pretty good, needs a remix to go along with it though.

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that's kind of what I was thinking

-4 [show comment][hide comment]

I have minuses next to my comment because umfuld made this site.

-6 [show comment][hide comment]

I'm pretty sure it's because every vote and comment you make is predicated on who made the site. Evidenced by the 4 times you changed your vote on this site when I could have posted a steamy piece of dog sh*t but if my name were fearcondom or mrsinstar it would have gotten a 5 as fast as your internet connection would allow. You're just full of sh*t and you never shut up. And anyone who doesn't minus every comment you make is a gaylord

I was trying to vote 4 but your offensive lameness made me waiver on my decision a couple of times, obviously. I knew you would sit there in spy and watch me vote, and then complain about it later. Did you seriously sit here all day after your site was uploaded? Also, let's compare the amount of recent comments made by me and you... I rest my case.

-2

Please, make a 4th prefabricated, useless comment on my site. Wall of text, if possible.

If you were banned right now, no one would miss you. It's true.

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While surprisingly it's not just you who gives a sh*t that one of your endless bullsh*t comments got a minus. It's all anyone here really cares about and they are all grateful that you make about 125 posts a week regarding just that

I just think its pathetic that you go out of your way to do it, doofus. You are the only one who does it. I don't care if there is a little red next to my name. Try again.

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Please, make a 6th bitchy little comment here that in no way indicates you are full of gay rage that I made highly rated site. And again, I ask that you make it a painfully banal wall of text.

Umfuld thinks that using the word "banal" gives his comment authoritative sophistication.

-2 [show comment][hide comment]

why did I get minused :(

-2

You got caught up in umfuld's comment downvote spree. These things happen, he's just being unstable.

-3

For your 8th "I'm a bitch" comment I'd enjoy hearing more about how you think I should be banned for making you troll my comment pages with flames because I made a site with a higher rating than anything you've made in the past year and half.

The rating means nothing to me. Look, I could spend all day having a one-sided conversation about why you suddenly care about ratings, explaining how this is just like a fourest site minus daft punk (and minus real effort), and then propose that effort has more intrinsic value so that is why I 5'd his and 4'd yours, but instead I'll say this: No one would miss you or your sites. I take pride in the fact that you are the only person in my entire life that I have come close to hating. Congratulations.

-4

"didn't read"

-4

Are you going to make a 10th comment, you obsessed queer?

+2

Scary isn't it? It's like looking in a mirror. This is what you do to everyone. This is why no one likes you, I'm the only one who's willing to invest in this silly game that you play. This "obsession" is what you do to everyone who's sites you don't like regardless if they have cheated or not. Stop doing stuff like this and act like a human being.

-3

Wrong. It's you. Like I said 10 comments ago - you're full of sh*t and you never shut up. You don't have a point. You're just a bitter gaylord and you'll never shut up.

Hahaha whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

-3

Maybe on your 12th comment you'll make a valid point about something. I've never really seen you say anything worthwhile, but by all means continue to vent your feckless nerd rage on this ytmnd internet page. I'll brb, I've got to spend 38 seconds putting together a site that will score better than anything you've done this year hahaha

+1

That's what you say to everyone you argue with when you cannot debate the points that are being made. http://cary-grant.ytmnd.com/And this is rated exactly the same as your site and I made it a couple of months ago. Also, scores are skewed higher than last year. Nice try though.

-3

Is that simple enough or do I have to dumb it down some more?

-3

I'm hoping for your 14th comment you once again prove that you don't have a point, aren't funny or even witty, aren't particularly insightful - about anything, and yet never shut up. I'm confident you will deliver.

-1

And I'm confident that you will regurgitate the same evasive insults despite the actual content of my argument. Umfuld thinks he knows something about being funny and witty? LOLOLOL His best sites are other people's material (I love batman and its funny and all, but can you come up with your own fresh content that wasn't straight ripped for once?)

-2

Seriously though: just make one site with real edits and creativity, make it into top rated of the week, and then I won't talk to you again.

-2

It's pretty cute how you still try to censor me as if anyone who happens upon this page won't instantly realize the giant reply chain with our names in it.

-2

For your 17th useless failed flame attempt comment on my site I think it would be cute if you were to cry like a bitch again because someone - FOR SOME ILLOGICAL REASON - minuses your comments.

-1

I only get minused on your sites umfuld. It's not hard to put two and two together.

-2

Oh yes, I am crying I am crying from such a thorough beatdown from an evasive opponent. Are you serious? It's like you copy and paste the same responses to every reply.

-2

You have nothing funny or interesting to say. Your sites suck and your voting is outright abuse. I guess trolling successful YTMNDers is the natural thing for you to do here. I wish you luck in that career. Enjoy the last word

-1

You are the only person I troll silly. It's because of your attitude not your sites.

-3

I do, but let's be honest I'm just not putting much effort into the "funny" or "interesting" of this conversation.

-3

Did you know that lickitwellhiem faved one of my sites recently. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Also ytmnd is too broken for me to care about ratings or voting habits or anything beyond counter-trolling you.

-2

Two words: MARRIAGE COUNSELING.

+2

toto Africa

+2

You f*ck my wife?

+1

Suddenly Julia Roberts becomes very attractive to me.

+12

Word.

+3

FAP FAP FAP

+2

this is why the favorites list was made

+1

IIIIIII LOVE IT!

Only good thing about that terrible movie is Natalie Portman stripper

what's so 4.5ish about this anyways?

-1

+1 for fap!

Needs more. It's got a good base, but it's lacking luster.