Shaq likes little boys.

n*gg*rs are a detriment to society

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N*gg*rs did Shaq-Fu

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how does sh*t like this make it to top viewed???

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Did that n*gg*r just look at me?

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I personally give a reach-around for every vote cast, regardless of star quantity. Some people prefer to "pay" for it with a higher star rating, but they are only doing it to make themselves feel better.

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I really love the subtle eye movement that Shaq does right before the slam dunk.

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Shifty Eye Shaq. Also go Celtics

I was kind of hoping just one of his eyes would move

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epic shaq eyeball maneuver

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All hail Shaq!

Creepy Shaq Eyes are gonna haunt my ancestor's nightmares.

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I wish people cited sources these days

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NBA

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhksm44Xumo hey geegee, found the clip in 20 secs. learn to use that porn box in front of you with a little more adeptness, would ya?

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I'm not so sure I wanted to google "giant black pedophile"

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actually he looks more like a Samoan Moe Howard

That video is exactly the kind of work my avatar has been looking for for over three years now.

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Yes. - Marv Albert

AWESOME!! I rented this from my local library two years ago... thank god I still use my VCR. Anyway, I tell people about this all the time. The actual dude is SO SCARY, like a giant Samoa man. I am telling anyone sh*t if that guy is going to kill MY dog... raptor jesus christ almighty NO!

Shaq slam dunked your dog. Your argument is invalid.

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Shaq is going to slam dunk everyone's dog in Cleveland this year.

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Cause God knows he can't free throw them.

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Ahahaha so true!

KAZAAM!

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OOOOOOOOOO OH!

AAAAHHHHHHH AAAHH

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It could have been worse; he could have bricked a free throw using the dog.

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^

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"Treat people as you expect them to be, not how you think they are" - Shaq

This site is funny because it depicts shaq killing a dog by using the dog as a basketball, also because it implies that the boy told about their secret

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But then why is Shaq still playing basketball after being exposed to the fact that he molested the young boy?

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Their secret was Shaq raped his dog.

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puppy dunk

4.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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short and sweet

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Oh my dog.

-1

magic disappearing dog

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i dont get it

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if you dont vote 5 on this site, i'll kill your dog

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i got it but it was silly

thats not a 5, AHHHHHHHHH AHH

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[-1] stop minusing yourself stop minusing yourself

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K

i like tony danza

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AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhksm44Xumo

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Marv Albert: "Sensational!"

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Right when I thought this site couldn't be funnier I heard the dog's faint cry of pain.

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If it was a regular picture of Shaq this'd be Ford F-150. It's the eyes that get you teh finsky.

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I think we should all understand something. Shaq did not dunk the dog, he dunk-kicked the dog. Better yet he dunk-kicked the dog into the bleachers. Some hapless basketball fans just got a faceful of dead dog.

Well done Sir/Madam

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sweeeeeeet sh*t bitch now come massage my anus

+1

That's what Aaron Carter gets for telling everyone about that match they had...

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SHAQ ATTAQ