Fried chicken ate tomato salad mmmmm.

+2

Moon man is raping your grandma.

+10

This story will end right here.

+13

Hitler was a pretty cool guy.

+2

The line must be drawn HERE!

+12

You are the man now dog!

+15

my balls are so damn wet!

+2

"Put your clothes back on..." "SHIIIIIIIT!"

-1

Mars doesn't have two suns, idiot.

Derrek Cur....tis a.k.a. ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod.

+1

Black person saying or doing something.

-2

Lazing on a sunday afternoon, bitch.

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFZ. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (great climax to the story)

+8

I'm really big. She's really sore.

+6

How many megs of RAM, Carmine?

+4

>!! Storing Dead-N*gg*rs, Aint my F*cking Business !!< (hyphen solves all)

+2

Punch the keys, for God's sake!

+2

NINTENDO SIXTY FOUR, OH MY GOD!! - scream at the top of your lungs.

+1

The internet is a big truck.

I am not doing this again.

I don't go outside very often.

+10

He knocked. I answered. 'Nuff said

+3

Excelsior!

+1

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

I already heard that one.

+1

I'm glad Hemingway posts here.

+4

^ gets jokes.

For sale: used diaphragm, kinda sticky.

+8

A+

Ego sum rex et super grammaticam!

Carol never wore her safety goggles.

+6

Sometimes I masturbate. Sometimes I don't.

+33

^

FTW

Except this is two sentences...

-1

nm - just re-read and saw nothing about there being only one sentence. carry on.

A+ stuff

--A)--> So, I bent over. Never again. --B)--> I reached for the soap. Owch! --C)--> Scrambled eggs? Not on my watch!

Al Quaeda Didn't do it, I did.

+2

I dont have PHD in english grammar, but i think the only words in that is al queada, didnt, it, I, and did. Would al Queada count as 2 words?

I have a Ph.D. Yes.

+9

Soo doctor english professor, is it 6 words or not?

Yes.

+4

I think it should say "Al Quaeda Didn't do it, Jews did."

+2

Al-Qaida

Dammit, I spelled it wrong too.

Research before you post. We are on the internet guys.

+8

Al Quaeda = 1 (compound) word. http://www.wilbers.com/part24.htm

This ends the way it starts. (that's what I'd do for the class)

+7

I can never enjoy you again.

+2

I love stories. This is one.

+7

I am hungry, where's my money?

-1

Science damn you

"I do not deserve an A" or "I asked the internet for advice"

+15

I am not this story's author.

+7

WPH15 is better than the best.

-9

That's not a possibility.

-1

I DROPPED THE SCREW IN'DA TUNA

-2

almost, dammmn..

You all just lost the game.

-1

Prairie dogs are gayer than sodomy.

+1

-1

Here's another six word story, cool.

-1

You are the man now, dog.

+26

YES!

+1

Comments over.

Punch the keys for god sake

+6

Sean Connery hates my favorite website.

I lost my keys and cried.

I'm done with six word stories.

She loved Him. He loved Queen.

+3

Once upon a time, the end. And this is my third comment.

Punch the keys for god's sake!

+10

I think this assignment is dumb

+1

You just fell for the trap. (Final submission, I promise).

+7

its TARP!!1!!11!

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Napalm Death are an awesome band.

-3

The internet isn't a big truck.

+3

yeah, its a series of tubes.

Juice by Sara. Juice by Sara.

+3

So I was like, "chill, bruh."

+2

F. F. F. F. F. Cut.

+2

Life. One damn thing after another.

+2

You think you can do Matlab?

+8

If you win, will you 5 your own site?

+4

I will 5 the site of my choosing.

+3

OJ stabbed his ex-wife to death.

+6

I ate bad shrimp and died!

+2

I did some coke before class.

+5

Six word stories, SonOfGod, not diary entries. :P

+2

Dear diary, I truly love Spartacus87. ;) <3

+2

:O That technically counts as an entry...

Can I contribute to this joke? >_>

I had sex with my teacher.

+3

Dumbledore is gay. Lando is not.

+11

I see why you needed help.

+7

two sentences

nm - just re-read and saw nothing about there being only one sentence. carry on.

The beginning the middle the end

+6

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it ws the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way.

+4

In other words: f*ck your assignment... << hey, that's 6-words!!1

+1

It was the average of times.

+3

Snape kills Dumbledore. No, you bitch!

+5

Help me write six word story.

She told him "stop." He didn't.

+13

http://alstoloves70sporn.ytmnd.com/

Gamble. Win. Gamble. Win. Gamble. Die.

+2

This is the one I ultimately turned in. I had around 10 written down on the sheet, but I circled this one. If I get any comments on them, I scan the paper and make a YTMND.

That's sooooo gay!

D+

-1

Gamble. Penis. Gamble. Vagina. Unzip. Masturbate.

+1

yes I masturbate through the zipperhole of my jeans... I'm a risk taker.

+3

its not that bad

I concur with gr33nscr33n.

ATTENTION: Fountain is not a bidet.

+4

WARNING: Bidet is not a fountain.

+4

Eric got his gun, killed everyone.

+2

you cheat for class, you suck... how's that for 6 words?

+2

I think I'm going to write all of these down. Oh, I just remembered...if it's nice tomorrow and not raining, we might go outside with chalk and write our stories on the campus sidewalks. If we can do more than one, I might have to. These have all been great.

+2

College is an adventure for tards.

The Fart Factory had to close.

+5

I'd like a Cold Cut Combo.

+1

See spot run. Run spot, run.

+4

Freddie Mercury got AIDS and died.

+5

The times, they are a changing.

Then the last professor committed suicide.

+3

I used to poop from there.

+6

Everyone died when the school burned.

+5

John Whitecloud ate a coldcut combo.

+5

epic!

-4

This could be a movie!

-3

prehistoric dinosaur here, roar roar roar

+6

Giraffes attacked. There were no survivors.

+6

Horsewarz 2, Giraffe invasion? Cabbage starvation.

Dear Margaret, I stole your stamps.

'Tis feeding time in the womb.

The college students resorted to cannibalism.

-1

Kill me now, have fun later.

-1

Gary was not like other boys.

-1

I went rollerblading. Now I'm gay.

+3

Beyond, a discarded purple fanny pack.

He is not a blaAck man!

+2

how many megs of ram, Carmine?

+2

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR STORYTIME

-1

I wish I got homework like you. "Write a six word story" Jesus how f*cking lame.

Religion was founded, thus humanity begins.

-2

my journey brought me here today

That day, Eric discovered his passion.

-1

Can you hear me now? Good.

-1

Mom always tipped the milkman generously.

+5

Batman was all he had left.

-1

Tile downvoted all of my sites.

-1

Tile gave your sites fair ratings

+2

Tile did something ambiguous to somebody

+5

Tile enjoys upvoting his own comments.

Tile was laid on the floor.

+3

Tile is what covers my floor.

-1

I was not paying full attention. (Sorry. ^)

-1

Once again, she proclaimed, wrong hole.

Parents were fighting again. Mom won.

-2

They were coming to get Barbara

+2

Fudge. That's not what I said.

-1

Sodomy really opened up John's world.

+2

and his ass

-2

Larry Craig never has been gay.

-1

Kobe raped me. Give me money.

-3

Kobe raped me for the money

Kobe raped the money for me.

-1

Kobe gave me money to rape

-1

Wanted: NBA referee. No experience necessary.

A- (that one was actually pretty good!)

-2

I think you have my stapler.

Prairie-Dog Eric and I were great friends

-3

On that day, I tried horseradish.

I can't cum from blow jobs.

+4

Two blacks walked into a bar.

Lorenzo's taint smelled like chlorine bleach.

+2

Relax, Max. Just stay cool, fool.

+2

I like to bake pretty cakes.

Create YTMND. Get homework in comments

-2

darthwang eats a peanut butter sangwidge.

-1

So you're a queer, aren't you?

-3

OH, YOU C*CKSUCKER!

-3

theplease loves any any any dee em

-2

Now you're a queer, aren't ya?

-4

Joey Joe Joe IS A F*GGOT

+2

"This story makes no sense whatsoever."

-2

"This story is six words long."

-2

two beautiful girls had lesbian sex

two beautiful girls and one cup.

+2

This is an incredibly boring story.

-1

Existentialism mocks the wreath of imagination.

-2

Yesterday, I rose from my grave.

-1

She said welcome to your doom.

-1

I collected spheres from flashing pigs.

-2

A wolf, a bear, a bat.

-2

That stupid head took my balls.

-2

Game Over. I need more credits.

Make it a science fiction story: "In the future, something will happen."

+4

The magic pants summoned a balrog.

-1

Adolf Hitler is the greatest, ever.

Whoa! Spiderman stole that guy's pizzas!

-1

There's a spider on your shoulder.

In Soviet Russia, television watches you!

+2

My goat died. I am sad.

-1

His goat was tasty. I'm full.

goat story = win

you do realize "Help me write a 6-word story" is six words, right?

Duke is all out of bubblegum.

+2

Once upon a time the end.

-1

Why crap make comeback days later?

-1

If Max comments, he won't win.

-1

There was a bomb in the lasagna.

-2

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

+4

tl;dr

+4

*laughs at the inevitable finally happening*

-1

I apologize. I originally typed "There's" but switched it to "There was" for some reason.

-1

Baron Lasers Likes to Fire Lasers

Eric writes stories, and sometimes poops.

All Madeline did was to smile.

-1

I can't count to six.

+2

Pass this or safety not guaranteed.

I saw a movie, alone, again.

-1

I accidentally a whole Coke bottle.

Itchy runs afoul of an Irishman.

A man is born, lives, dies.

+4

I am watching Fraiser right now.

-1

I have no place to live. (hysterical laughter)

he died a pathetic, lonely death

-1

I will now go to sleep.

-4

Soon you'll be back, as always.

-2

A single frame image that is simply a banal message board post = 4.41 rating + top viewed. This site marks the offical end of YTMND. Voat changed to 5 to honor this solemn occasion.

-2

This is an abstract YTMND (possibly fitting the category of "Art Site"). The comment page is the site.

-2

See Also: Message board

-1

Tile, the only reason I minused your comment is because you voted 5.

YOU MOTHERF*CKING LIAR!!!! YOU 1'D THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So who the f*ck won anyway?

I did. But I am giving the prize to gr33nscr33n because his made me laugh the hardest... "For sale: used diaphragm, kinda sticky."

+1

That's not a story! That's a craig's list ad!

+2

It's how I bought mine.

+1

It's how i sold mine.

-1

George Bush doesn't like black people.

-1

He Is Not A Black Myannn

-1

Too bad its not a eight word sentence because you could use Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

-1

I bought a cold cut combo.

-1

I wish I stayed in prison.

-1

Black person saying or doing something.

-1

The child and the oreo sang.

-1