Assmaster's recent comments:

September 2nd, 2007
This makes me want to bust out my Nunchucks.
August 22nd, 2007
Tarzan Boy appears in the third movie.
July 18th, 2007
I only play as Guile in SF2.
June 29th, 2007
BIMMY and Jimmy?! Sorry, I just can't get over that. There's a typo in a nintendo game, and on the first page! Didn't they proofread this.-AVGN
June 29th, 2007
I have 70,000+ points on DD1.
April 26th, 2007
On on the site ?AIDS is no joke
Is that Van Damme?
April 22nd, 2007
On on the site ?Best. Mascot. Ever.
There should be Segata Sanshiro facts. Like the Chuck Norris facts.
April 22nd, 2007
On on the site ?Best. Mascot. Ever.
Greatest human or Greatest human ever?
April 22nd, 2007
OH, HELLZ YEAH!
April 2nd, 2007
On on the site ?the hank hill song
bahhahhuuauhhauhauha
March 29th, 2007
On on the site ?WTF Internet (YESYES)
It should be a Max Coveri song. I can send you a loop from one if you are interested. Just PM me.
March 25th, 2007
Cool
March 23rd, 2007
Another reason not to buy a PS3. Good work
March 21st, 2007
They are not really lesbians. It was just a stage act made up by thier manager. They just don't mind kissing and groping each other.
March 18th, 2007
That was me not 5ing you. Scrubs FTL!
March 14th, 2007
The Bondocks wishes it was Anime.
March 13th, 2007
I don't want it back.
March 12th, 2007
Really seamless edit.
March 9th, 2007
I do that with every unit of currency I use.
March 9th, 2007
OH DEAR GOD! IT'S GROWING BIGGER!
February 28th, 2007
Awesome! Also: http://ohburntfaceman.ytmnd.com/
February 21st, 2007
On on the site ?MST3K Puma Man
Not to sound picky, but Pumas are not known for flying.
February 21st, 2007
On on the site ?New Jersey PSA
Glad I got out of there.
February 19th, 2007
a 5 for you.
February 17th, 2007
I played that.
February 11th, 2007
On on the site ?Initial D NES !
AWESOME
February 9th, 2007
lolpwned
February 9th, 2007
PWNAGE! *fav*
February 2nd, 2007
That orgasm will haunt me in my dreams.