I can't believe I actually agree with gr33nscr33n, but this isn't /r/TumblrInAction. You don't get free imaginary internet points just by making the same washed-out jokes that have been going on for a couple years aimed at the lowest-hanging fruit of the world.
You get free imaginary internet points by repeating the same washed-out jokes satirizing racism that stopped being even ironically funny over five years ago.
Also, Moon Man replaces replaces the grease at KFC with battery acid ol ol ol kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
The way you follow me around and toss in the word "hipster" all the time because I once called you one is hilarious.
You know what's really makes someone a hipster? It's not wearing a newsboy cap, a prison pussy goatee, wayfarer sunglasses, plaid scarfs or even those huge ear holes the size of golf balls. It's getting defensive over being called one and being so passive-aggressive that you still bring it up TWO YEARS later.
Any attempt to make something transformative based on *anything* that has *ever* been seen on this site results in condescending, elitist venom. All that's left is users bitching about how no one ever produces anything, and users making sites about other users. THIS is what killed YTMND.
"I find myself with a desire to work on YTMND more often."
Your most clever April Fools' Day prank yet. If only you'd take that joke and string it out for a year like you did with the horrible purple wallpaper layout, then people might actually start coming back.
Whatever, it's from the character acting he did that was the exact same schtick as the SNL Buckwheat character. Semantic arguments like that are pointless.
I don't really get it...it's just clips of Eddie Murphy doing his "Buh-Weet Sings" skits from SNL. The background audio is swapped out for a real record commercial but the context is exactly the same.
She must have had some connection to him since it's definitely the same girl (note the hair in the upper right) and she's the model for the merch. Maybe it's max's infinitely cooler and more attractive brother that brought his gf in.
It's not the same shirt but it has similar lighting and the same color walls. I'm guessing it was max's girlfriend back when he was a young and attractive guy who went out and made friends before his life turned to...this.
She had agreed to pose for him in the YTMND merchandise after he finally put together a plan for generating decent revenue - instead of just spending all day bitching about his declining traffic while shooting down anyone whose gif+sound mashups weren't artistic enough for his standards. Hoping this would be a turning point, she happily put on the outfits in the hope that she could finally stop looking at the last two years with him as an embarrassment and he might make something of himself. (Afterwards, she decided to fool around with him for what would be the last time, which is when that pic was taken.)
However, things didn't pick up, and instead of brokering a deal with the fledgling Web 2.0 sites that are now worth millions, he fell back to his old pattern of begging for donation pennies to keep the site running. Seeing his inability to make adult business decisions to monetize the notoriety his site had once generated, she became frustrated and broke up with his answering machine. max then decided to get revenge but by this point his human interaction had dwindled, so he lashed out at her in the only way he could - he made a YTMND site of his ex-girlfriend's cooch.
After taking a massive shit, max realized his mistake and deleted the site he had created 10 minutes prior - but not before a few users had saved the jpg externally. Since he had kept the YTMND community insulated from his prior personal life (just as he had become insulated from the outside world), the risk of damage was pretty minimal. After all, the odds of it surfacing again were pretty small, and even if it did, it might make him feel a bit better.
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Oh you were so wrong it hurts.
You get free imaginary internet points by repeating the same washed-out jokes satirizing racism that stopped being even ironically funny over five years ago.
Also, Moon Man replaces replaces the grease at KFC with battery acid ol ol ol kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Did he even get a Lando site?
OL OL OL JK MOON MAN IS AWESOME KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
You know what's really makes someone a hipster? It's not wearing a newsboy cap, a prison pussy goatee, wayfarer sunglasses, plaid scarfs or even those huge ear holes the size of golf balls. It's getting defensive over being called one and being so passive-aggressive that you still bring it up TWO YEARS later.
Holy fuck.
Your most clever April Fools' Day prank yet. If only you'd take that joke and string it out for a year like you did with the horrible purple wallpaper layout, then people might actually start coming back.
She had agreed to pose for him in the YTMND merchandise after he finally put together a plan for generating decent revenue - instead of just spending all day bitching about his declining traffic while shooting down anyone whose gif+sound mashups weren't artistic enough for his standards. Hoping this would be a turning point, she happily put on the outfits in the hope that she could finally stop looking at the last two years with him as an embarrassment and he might make something of himself. (Afterwards, she decided to fool around with him for what would be the last time, which is when that pic was taken.)
However, things didn't pick up, and instead of brokering a deal with the fledgling Web 2.0 sites that are now worth millions, he fell back to his old pattern of begging for donation pennies to keep the site running. Seeing his inability to make adult business decisions to monetize the notoriety his site had once generated, she became frustrated and broke up with his answering machine. max then decided to get revenge but by this point his human interaction had dwindled, so he lashed out at her in the only way he could - he made a YTMND site of his ex-girlfriend's cooch.
After taking a massive shit, max realized his mistake and deleted the site he had created 10 minutes prior - but not before a few users had saved the jpg externally. Since he had kept the YTMND community insulated from his prior personal life (just as he had become insulated from the outside world), the risk of damage was pretty minimal. After all, the odds of it surfacing again were pretty small, and even if it did, it might make him feel a bit better.
Or maybe it's just some random camwhore, I dunno.
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Is this photoshopped? Or is there an actual female that was convinced to wear a YTMND logo and if so, how much was she paid?