BigX's recent comments:

March 25th, 2015
The 9's should be maintained for posterity.
February 1st, 2015
2/1/2015
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Oh you were so wrong it hurts.
October 13th, 2014
Like Ace & Gary kind of gay? I can live with being a young ward if the bills are taken care of.
September 4th, 2014
I can't believe I actually agree with gr33nscr33n, but this isn't /r/TumblrInAction. You don't get free imaginary internet points just by making the same washed-out jokes that have been going on for a couple years aimed at the lowest-hanging fruit of the world.

You get free imaginary internet points by repeating the same washed-out jokes satirizing racism that stopped being even ironically funny over five years ago.

Also, Moon Man replaces replaces the grease at KFC with battery acid ol ol ol kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
August 24th, 2014
My namesake is dead. :'(

Did he even get a Lando site?
June 26th, 2014
Make a site about a user = guarantee that user will 5 the site just to show how he "doesn't care"
June 16th, 2014
I don't know what I was expecting...
April 30th, 2014
Clearly you remember it since you bring it up to me every time you respond to me. Can't believe an off-the-cuff remark struck that much of a nerve.
April 29th, 2014
On on the site ?What do I want on YTMND
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Why do you leave multiple iexplorer windows open while browsing on opera?
April 29th, 2014
This isn't reddit. People don't keep laughing at the same shitty joke that was never funny to begin with years later.

OL OL OL JK MOON MAN IS AWESOME KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
April 29th, 2014
The way you follow me around and toss in the word "hipster" all the time because I once called you one is hilarious.

You know what's really makes someone a hipster? It's not wearing a newsboy cap, a prison pussy goatee, wayfarer sunglasses, plaid scarfs or even those huge ear holes the size of golf balls. It's getting defensive over being called one and being so passive-aggressive that you still bring it up TWO YEARS later.

Holy fuck.
April 20th, 2014
For some reason I was expecting the martian guy from Mars Attacks! to butt in
April 17th, 2014
On on the site ?I'M IN HERE™
"™" instantly makes you intellectual and artistic. In an edgy teenager sort of way.
April 10th, 2014
Any attempt to make something transformative based on *anything* that has *ever* been seen on this site results in condescending, elitist venom. All that's left is users bitching about how no one ever produces anything, and users making sites about other users. THIS is what killed YTMND.
April 5th, 2014
Reply to GaryGnu's comment on the news post Amazing Grace.
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Why is the period on the right side? Hebrew reads from right to left.
April 1st, 2014
On on the news post Amazing Grace.
"I find myself with a desire to work on YTMND more often."

Your most clever April Fools' Day prank yet. If only you'd take that joke and string it out for a year like you did with the horrible purple wallpaper layout, then people might actually start coming back.
March 25th, 2014
Whatever, it's from the character acting he did that was the exact same schtick as the SNL Buckwheat character. Semantic arguments like that are pointless.
March 19th, 2014
Reply to prairiedogeric10's comment on the news post Freebird.
That's just like, your opinion, man.
March 19th, 2014
I made this particular account in 2009. Clearly that means I had never before been to this website in any of the years prior.
March 16th, 2014
I don't really get it...it's just clips of Eddie Murphy doing his "Buh-Weet Sings" skits from SNL. The background audio is swapped out for a real record commercial but the context is exactly the same.
March 11th, 2014
Ah yes, 2005-2006, the Golden Era when people bitched about how much the site had gone downhill and they wished for the Golden Era of 2004-2005.
March 7th, 2014
Reply to prairiedogeric10's comment on the news post Freebird.
The EXACT same color, highlights and hair length? Not to mention the lighting is almost identical. I'm pretty sure they're the same.
March 3rd, 2014
Reply to prairiedogeric10's comment on the news post Freebird.
She must have had some connection to him since it's definitely the same girl (note the hair in the upper right) and she's the model for the merch. Maybe it's max's infinitely cooler and more attractive brother that brought his gf in.
March 3rd, 2014
Reply to prairiedogeric10's comment on the news post Freebird.
It's not the same shirt but it has similar lighting and the same color walls. I'm guessing it was max's girlfriend back when he was a young and attractive guy who went out and made friends before his life turned to...this.

She had agreed to pose for him in the YTMND merchandise after he finally put together a plan for generating decent revenue - instead of just spending all day bitching about his declining traffic while shooting down anyone whose gif+sound mashups weren't artistic enough for his standards. Hoping this would be a turning point, she happily put on the outfits in the hope that she could finally stop looking at the last two years with him as an embarrassment and he might make something of himself. (Afterwards, she decided to fool around with him for what would be the last time, which is when that pic was taken.)

However, things didn't pick up, and instead of brokering a deal with the fledgling Web 2.0 sites that are now worth millions, he fell back to his old pattern of begging for donation pennies to keep the site running. Seeing his inability to make adult business decisions to monetize the notoriety his site had once generated, she became frustrated and broke up with his answering machine. max then decided to get revenge but by this point his human interaction had dwindled, so he lashed out at her in the only way he could - he made a YTMND site of his ex-girlfriend's cooch.

After taking a massive shit, max realized his mistake and deleted the site he had created 10 minutes prior - but not before a few users had saved the jpg externally. Since he had kept the YTMND community insulated from his prior personal life (just as he had become insulated from the outside world), the risk of damage was pretty minimal. After all, the odds of it surfacing again were pretty small, and even if it did, it might make him feel a bit better.

Or maybe it's just some random camwhore, I dunno.
March 2nd, 2014
- Me in 2008.
March 2nd, 2014
Reply to prairiedogeric10's comment on the news post Freebird.
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How old is that, and are any of them still active?
March 2nd, 2014
Reply to FormerlyFeaturedFagg's comment on the news post Freebird.
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Let us know when you find it.
February 25th, 2014
On on the news post Freebird.
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0003/7441/products/ytmnd_sticker_mode
l_1_large.jpg?v=1256324113

Is this photoshopped? Or is there an actual female that was convinced to wear a YTMND logo and if so, how much was she paid?
February 5th, 2014
Can't expand comments in firefox, what did he say?
January 29th, 2014
On on the news post 54-46 Was My Number.
Hey.