The worst part about the whole thing is that if you look at the cake it is clearly bone dry. The indent in the bottom of the plate is empty, the crumbs are not soggy mush.
you know what, it actually makes a lot of sense. Say you have an std. You can't have sex with people because you will give them your std. So you want to find someone with the same std because you can't do sh*t to them anyways.
That guy isn't wearing a f*cking nametag like all the tagf*gs around him. That makes him ALMOST as badass as the guy in the background with the epic beard and propeller hat eating a bagel. This site is lame but 5'd to propagate the image.
Meh, the concept is accurate but the description is ignorant. The upper atmosphere would do that, yes, but as there is nothing for the heat to dissipate into in space, you won't become frozen until well after you've suffocated. The most immediate threat is if you made the mistake of trying to hold your breath, in which case your lungs will rupture.
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