So very very wrong. But also funny. To those who are mad at this for being in poor taste and making fun of tragedy, ummm... this is YTMND. That's what we do. If you don't like that kinda humor, you really are at the wrong site.
Good, but it's BARTYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED!? NOT BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED. Get rid of the "do." Also, it sounds awesome to have both the sites open at once.