Malf's recent comments:

August 30th, 2006
His face makes it perfect.
August 26th, 2006
Windows XP tried to do this to me earlier while using Ad Aware, so I pulled the epic manuever. Works like a charm. Thank you.
August 21st, 2006
It's not blood, it's roofie juice. Believe it!
July 15th, 2006
Bringing back the old school.
July 15th, 2006
I get the feeling someone's gonna edit this with Vader and Luke.
July 8th, 2006
I didn't know ring cock went out of style.
June 30th, 2006
The world would end before Snakes on a Plane come out. :(
June 28th, 2006
I'm tired of all the shizzly-boop.
June 1st, 2006
Music fits it perfectly.
May 28th, 2006
f*ck that. I'm black, and found this hilarious.
May 16th, 2006
Ossum.
March 22nd, 2006
On on the site ?Too much bling!
It's time to umpimp the auto.
December 29th, 2005
On on the site ?you CASHED my CHECK
:D
November 27th, 2005
Good job, clitcookie.
October 15th, 2005
On on the site ?Mario Party
That's Ossum.
October 1st, 2005
There's no toilet in that wheelchair. ;_;
September 26th, 2005
I remember that show. It was f*cking impossible. "The Shrine of the Siiiilver Mooooonkey" I think the Green Monkeys always lost.
September 22nd, 2005
Classic.
September 10th, 2005
Betty O'Brian, get your fingers out of the icing. You want a paddling?
August 27th, 2005
Kinda looks like theyre slapping eahc other on the ass.
August 25th, 2005
On on the site ?(nsfw) seenit
Then you do something like this....and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF [/bias]
August 24th, 2005
On on the site ?(nsfw) Johnny Extreme
I came here to drink beer and mingle....TO THE MAX
August 17th, 2005
On on the site ?Those were the days
Suddenly.....I'm not half the price I used to be.
July 15th, 2005
On on the site ?Not My Baby, Bitch!
AHAHAHAHA
July 15th, 2005
On on the site ?Crossfire Gear Solid
f*ck gun control, CROSSFYAAAH!
July 10th, 2005
On on the site ?Mike Jones Mike Jones
It still hasn't looped yet.
July 10th, 2005
On on the site ?Trapped In The Closet
lzol
July 4th, 2005
lzol @ your breast lumps. Cancer, foo.
June 14th, 2005
On on the site ?This sucks. Badly.
Gorillaz - Rock Da House
June 14th, 2005
On on the site ?This sucks. Badly.
Also, notice the hip rubbing action.