You should've added the "Shut up!" after the "You're a f*cking liar!" Not sure why people are downvoting this, it's the best top site right now. Everything else is pretty much sh*t and YTMND is dying.

Substance abuse is an official mental disorder, actually, it's in the DSM-IV. Alcoholism is a disease, too. Your definition of disease is wrong and made-up. Also, you're retarded.

Stop spamming your retarded site. No one's going to it.

I had a suspicion the They Might Be Giants song was going to be used for this.

Seriously, Uncurcumcised, shut up. Your conspiracy theories are warped logic that make up just as much fact as you claim is made up for the public. You're buying into false facts. They're made up for people like you to buy and advertise. Stop being brainwashed.

That's a hallucination, not a delusion. >_>

It's humor to say birds are M's when they're birds? Alright.

Dude, what the hell is with the praise? The commentary wasn't funny. Those M's are obviously birds, idiot.

It sounds like Akrom's joking, girls.

A few too many f*ck-ups with the reading for comfort, and way too monotone, but you got the end right, in particular the DDDDDD and looooooves. and it would have been funnier if you didn't occasionally crack up.