Now this is a site I can get behind, because if I were in front of it I'd get manly Irish-green Guinness spooge all over me

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?  WHAOUGHT

yeah :(

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Max accidentally deleted all my sites a while ago and when he restored them they didn't retain their viewcounts, which explains why a lot of my sites are like that

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This sounded real, and I had to log in to say that

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18-1

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Overt sexual reference / Terrible acting

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That was so goddamn funny.... also, does anybody else turn on the Olympics and think that all the swimmers look like Sgt. Cortez with their goggles on?

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This reminds me of the Canteen Boy skit from SNL, only instead of sexual come-ons it's enticing sandwich offers

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I can't believe you pulled off while I was finishing

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?  LOLUMAD

Effort points +++

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Your sister's curves make her look like my penis

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3 cheers for the Internet Archive!

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?  Doug's Torture

The only thing that stops me from rating this any higher is the fact that you could put literally anything in place of the Mind of Mencia clips. However, Doug + DKC + Mencia Bashing = :D

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Let's all embrace the stupidity

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As a fellow crusader to expose the truth in a land of bullsh*t commercials, I salute you

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This explains everything

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Well, it's more because I hear this song on the radio a lot, not necessarily because I like the band ;P

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I almost went for the mute button once I saw Marv's face

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In your opinion

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It works

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Too busy looking at his gas

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lol oops

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No, MMS: Manly Sausage Syndrome

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Seriously, wow

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This was a 5 when they started to chant and then a fave once he actually said "sausages." This is flawless.

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American Football is actually an amazing band

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I can't help but love this

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For a second I thought it said "Vista" in the title and was expecting a joke about UAC, which would have also worked in this scene. How pleasantly wrong I was.

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lol

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No, it works. Also, sick first comment, especially since I don't understand it :D

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