Schnabelewopski's recent comments:

"FAIL". That's the best part. I'd like to see this win.
I'd recommend losing the IE logo before all the hypocritical firefox bitches start whining about "-4 for IE". Or, of course, you say to hell with them and leave it there. Which would mean that you rule.
No, L&S has in fact been milked just as hard as every Disney movie. Point nullified.
"yes ziggster, but that kid looks abused" The kid -looks- abused? That's just pathetic. STFU.
^lol @ zuljin for completely missing the point.
Oh, and perhaps get an apology ready. You can just use your old letter: "I am truly and very sorry for my actions, I had no right to viewhack the SOAP contest; however easily it was. I had totally forgotten that behind these accounts, there are real people who probably take the contest very seriously. Had I known that so many people’s lives would be shattered by my actions, I would have refrained from doing so."
"So I can't be a hacker and a legitiment player? I have a site that gets 100 000 hits from members every day" With that kind of spelling? Unlikely. Go warn your parents that they're about to get another one of those neopets letters.
Failure to understand the interpretation fad. 'Goofin zoofin doofin' isn't interpretating the german with english lyrics, it's just phonetically writing what you hear. You're supposed to find nonsensical lyrics -but with real English words- that sound like the german version. 2 for effort, try again.
How incredibly lame. This -has- to be some project by some pseudo-intellectual art students. Gauge the public's reaction? It would've been fun if it had been an ARG or some creative way to generate hype for something, but this is such an anticlimax.
"think about what this day means in history" ...Indiana Jones's birthday?
"crap thats worse than the internet shutting down!!! time to go kill eric bauman!" All content erased from Ebaum is worse???
"Lex Luthor owns infinity" makes little sense.
Absolutely hilarious, the various comments and the ending are genius.
On on the site ?MATH IS PWNED AGAIN!
Would've been fun if it had been an actual assignment and not so obviously written with your frickin' mouse. 2 for idea, though.
Incredibly lame ripoff.
5'd for dumbasses who don't realise that it really is 'Jock'. Just change it back, and screw them.
April 27th, 2006
Still great, but.. why on earth is this suddenly in the top 15 again?
April 27th, 2006
On on the site ?The Prince is Behind
"Anything with Katamari being cooler than the show "Signs" is worth it." The show? Anyway, awesome.
April 18th, 2006
Great, I go to check these results, and I get a picture of a decapitated baby on the first page.
March 12th, 2006
"It isn't the NAZI swastika... the Nazi swastika goes the other way..." No... no it doesn't. Who's the fool now, dog?
March 12th, 2006
5'd for addition of flashing hitler. The people who say that it's not secret since it's in a Nazi board game are hilarious, and apparently blind.
March 11th, 2006
This could be funny if the photoshop was done better.You could at least have made the mushrooms fit in better. Maybe change the text. And get a better shot of peach. And generally do everything again, but better.
March 11th, 2006
Good find! I'd 3 this for no flashing hitler and far too long audio clip, but zomglolwtfzor completely not getting the point got you a +1.
March 10th, 2006
That's no pool.. it's a bathtub. Also, images go way to fast to read and watch the pictures.
March 10th, 2006
Awesome, but.. I expected captain Kirk's KHAAAN face, and the song makes little sense.
Boomaga wins yet again. News reel + announcer voice == win. For great justice!
February 28th, 2006
On on the site ?Old Music Owns
I hate old music.