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Tarkin
September 18th, 2018
8:31:28 PM CDT
Reply to DANfan's comment on the site ?johny be fart
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On a dead website, one of the funniest jokes shoots to the top of the charts in no time flat.
Coincidence? I think not.
CircleJerk? PERHAPS.
Hotel? Trivago
Tarkin
June 10th, 2017
10:45:48 PM CDT
On on the site ?Advanced Nubian Technology
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We wuz Pleiadeans
Tarkin
May 18th, 2017
10:44:15 PM CDT
On on the site ?9 YEARS ON YTMND
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UPDATE! Nobody gives a shit, so, fuck 'em
Tarkin
November 28th, 2016
7:54:45 PM CST
Reply to MuToiDMaN's comment on the site ?Advanced Nubian Technology
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nubia
Tarkin
August 9th, 2016
4:52:48 PM CDT
Reply to ldrancer's comment on the site ?FOART
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owo what's this?
Tarkin
August 5th, 2014
8:29:56 PM CDT
On on the site ?YTMND: The Guestbook 2014 (Update 1.3)
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gainiggas
Tarkin
May 28th, 2014
1:07:13 AM CDT
On on the site ?shaqtimonious
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the instant I saw this commercial, I just knew bit of it would end up here
Tarkin
May 21st, 2014
7:18:40 PM CDT
On on the site ?Tyrion Keeps It Real
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I can break...these...cuffs.....
Tarkin
May 2nd, 2014
7:04:55 PM CDT
On on the site ?Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa™
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I wondered when this was gonna happen!
Tarkin
October 11th, 2013
10:10:00 PM CDT
Reply to soggytoast's comment on the site ?More Gwen Stefani bathroom pics
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Unfortunately, no...but I was surprised at just easy it was to find video of bananas in toilet...
Tarkin
April 11th, 2012
6:31:57 PM CDT
On on the site ?some deep symbolism
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Holy Jebus, why is this almost over 9000 kilooctets?
Tarkin
June 23rd, 2011
4:06:35 PM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) The Horn of Erotica
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And the Best YTMND most closely resembling the Human Centipede Award goes to....
This, FWIW.
Tarkin
June 23rd, 2011
4:03:05 PM CDT
On on the site ?Arnold swallows everything
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why isn't arnold eating da poo poo?
Tarkin
April 16th, 2011
7:10:00 PM CDT
On on the site ?
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LOLd. Hard. Maybe Lizzed a little.
Tarkin
April 16th, 2011
7:01:47 PM CDT
On on the site ?MAGIC!
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also,
Tarkin
March 20th, 2011
5:13:22 PM CDT
On on the site ?Rectum of the Chadmund Fitzdildo
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It's a great thing.
Tarkin
March 16th, 2011
8:04:55 PM CDT
Reply to rug's comment on the site ?Genius of Morons
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yeah, that 'leal' was suppossed to be: lea eax,0xDEADBEEF
Tarkin
February 2nd, 2011
5:42:37 PM CST
On on the site ?Scully Gets Hers
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Kinda reminds me of certain horse pr0n video i stumpledUpon in days of yore...only funnier, less disturbing, and with much more of the Scully.
Tarkin
December 31st, 2010
2:19:43 PM CST
On on the site ?Moon Man advertises for Chef Basket.
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"EASY STORAGE". I think we all know what that means....
Tarkin
December 31st, 2010
2:14:02 PM CST
On on the site ?Good Ol' Disney Racism
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Azns saying or doing something
Tarkin
November 17th, 2010
3:36:35 PM CST
On on the site ?the elusive bubb rubb
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A wild BubbRubb appears, and then boo goot shot.
Tarkin
November 6th, 2010
8:12:22 PM CDT
On on the site ?Vader, Dark Yodeler of the Sith
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wallpapers-diq.net
Tarkin
October 9th, 2010
11:54:29 PM CDT
On on the site ?Assets And Targets
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Add Meatspin.gif in the foreground matching their projected gaze for an 11
Tarkin
October 9th, 2010
11:51:51 PM CDT
On on the site ?SDS BIZNESS
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Fav'd. but it should be Palpatines theme. I mean, I get it, the Cantina song really highlights the levity, but still, It's friggin' Darth Sidious. A mofo only Darf Vadah could keeel, nah mean?
Tarkin
August 26th, 2010
8:51:34 PM CDT
On on the site ?NO ONE WILL GET THIS YTMND
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umm...milkem?
Tarkin
August 26th, 2010
8:50:19 PM CDT
On on the site ?Batfuld™ gets Owned by Adolf Hitter™
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Hitler plays Whack-A-fuld
Tarkin
August 22nd, 2010
12:08:13 AM CDT
On on the site ?Lando 5's an Umfuld site
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Awww, thanks man. Also sex.
Tarkin
August 21st, 2010
7:51:22 PM CDT
Reply to Kalahari's comment on the site ?hey guys
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That's what I'm sayin'!
Tarkin
August 14th, 2010
10:17:11 AM CDT
On on the site ?Umfuld's Cat Lives
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The ROFL is strong with this one
Tarkin
August 14th, 2010
10:14:05 AM CDT
Reply to LegoLewdite's comment on the site ?an awkward bluff
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That's no excuse. This is 100% 'LOL'