Twin‑Uzis' recent comments:

September 12th, 2016
No shit. That's why I called it that.
May 7th, 2011
Fuck you, my mom only carried me 8 1/2 months. She doesn't deserve a gift.
May 16th, 2009
Oh my god that was terrible.
August 22nd, 2008
The gif loaded before the sound, so all I saw at first was her playing, and the first thing that popped into my head was the begging of "Stuck in the Middle with you." Huh.
August 20th, 2008
Hmm... since I would never actually pay for it, I just downloaded the Yotsuba scanlations, and that's what she actually says. I just doubt that's in the "official" translation aimed at children. Heh.
August 13th, 2008
Too long, obviously fake, f*ck WoW, I like cheese on toast. As Adam Sessler would say: 1 crappy WoW story... out of 5.
August 13th, 2008
On on the site ?Lusty Argonian Maid
Eww... scales are even worse than fur, and that's REALLY saying something.
August 13th, 2008
On on the site ?Imperial Guard, wtf?
I just spit Code Red all over my monitor, damn you!
August 13th, 2008
Obviously a joke, but still representation of 99% of failchan.
August 5th, 2008
I encourage it, too. Although, I played Phantasy Star IV before I played the others, so compared to IV, they were unplayable. I've missed out.
August 5th, 2008
I got smashing pumpkins. That's it. I've read other peoples posts and I've never even heard of a lot of those.
August 5th, 2008
oh my god thats funny i hate furries so much
July 30th, 2008
No. No no no. Who listens to this sh*t? Do KIDS even like Kidz Bop!?
July 30th, 2008
Ach mein gott. That was painful.
July 30th, 2008
On on the site ?(nsfw) Pedofield 1942
Is this site DESIGNED to crash my internet when I try to view it?
July 30th, 2008
On on the site ?Marv betrayed the law
What in the f*ck was I just assaulted with? Whatever it was, it made me laugh.
July 29th, 2008
On on the site ?(nsfw) Midna hentai
Yes, Midna is hot, in a "I'm ashamed of myself for saying that" kind of way, but still, not a good YTMND idea.
July 29th, 2008
On on the site ?R.I.P. Adam Sandler
That's actually kinda scary.
July 29th, 2008
Sure, I'm late in saying this. But f*ck the Wii. F*ck the PS3, too, but f*ck the Wii more.
July 20th, 2008
Pathetic? Yes. But I'd buy one.
July 18th, 2008
On on the site ?Kill the furries
Sure, I'm very late posting this. But best GIF ever. Seriously.
July 9th, 2008
I don't know what just happened... but it made me laugh.
July 9th, 2008
On on the site ?Fur ree fay shul!
Hentai = Yay Furry (And YES I consider catgirls, dog girls, or anything else with animal parts to be furry) = Not yay
July 6th, 2008
I know a lot of people have said this, but 5'd for O.J.
July 3rd, 2008
On on the site ?HEY ANDY SWEETIE
I can agree that Peach is HOT, but that's just sad. Plus the audio makes me laugh every time.
June 30th, 2008
I don't own a Wii. I don't like the Wii. I, in fact, think it's a retarded concept. But this is the funniest Wii joke I've ever seen.
June 28th, 2008
On on the site ?RIP Lil Wayne :(
Boo f*cking hoo. ALL rappers need to just die.
June 24th, 2008
F*ck cat girls.
June 24th, 2008
I hate the remix of that song. Funny, though.
November 12th, 2006
I get it, but you should really point it out better.