Walton Simons: "You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors."
JC Denton: "That makes me one ugly son of a bitch."
As a YTMND, this is not that original, so 3, but +1 just for the music.
"Boston, you're on the air, good morning. We're doing open phones."
"Hi, am I on the air?"
"Yep!"
"F*ck."
"...Thanks."
It's the perfect conversation. It's like a little slice of heaven.
What... the... goddamn... flying... F*CK! Who needs a Death Star? Just airdrop a few thousand copies over the rebel bases and they'll be begging to be enslaved by the Empire. F*ck it, I bet Palpatine is Santa Claus in the Star Wars universe. 4'ed because no creativity is involved, but still a brilliant find.
Yes, let's compare him to Jacques f*cking Cousteau. Douchebags. Also -- JACQUES F*CKING COUSTEAU. Irwin handled wild crocodiles. Cousteau probably had crocodile leather shoes.
Puzzle, Puzzle, L. Ron Hubble, fire burn and cauldron bubble... Err, I mean Hubbard. The sheer ZOMGWTFBBQ factor of this... John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone's brother? Truly there is no God, or he would have smoted everyone involved in the production of this torture device good by now.
Funkydirt, you talk too much. Let sites speak for themselves and don't respond to every halfwit who makes a drive-by comment; it makes you look desperate for attention. (Almost everyone here is, but just don't show it.) Eh, also c*cks, NEDM, loved the hidden Peppers in the background, +5 for excellence, -1.14 for phase of the moon, -1 for typos... meh, no vote because I don't care.
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