Then tell them something like HOLY sh*t I GET LASER VISION?
and yeah
they're rude as sh*t, though.
if you ask too many questions, theyll tell you to stop talking and go buy the book....
me and my friend call them all the time. I hope zenu doesnt show up.
anyways, have fun.
one of these days im going to record it and make a ytmnd but I'm sure someone will beat me to it.
Dianetics Hotline: 671-800-367-8788
Ok. So I have that number saved in my phone.
What you do is: call them and act serious about it.
Get them to talk about it for about 5 minutes then ask, "So when do I get to talk Zenu?"
or say something like ,"So what's with the volcano on the cover of the dianetics book?"
they will say some sh*t like oh well it symblifies the power you receive when you learn to love yourself (im not making this up) and you say , "So I get power?"
and they will agree with that..
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