(cont.) a rubber hose. Also, perhaps I'm a little pickier about this sort of thing (being female), but I've often found that hentai artists have a poor sense of female anatomy. The bits are inaccurately drawn, and the methods depicted of stimulating those bits are equally poor. It's as though the people who draw or animate these things have never touched a woman in their lives. And they probably haven't.

Proving that drawn images have merit as pornography doesn't prove that hentai is good pornography. The vast majority isn't, not because it's drawn, but for a number of other reasons. For example, why does almost all hentai have a rape or domination subtext? Why do all the females have horrible squealy voices? I understand that Japanese women have higher-pitched voices, but the noises those hentai chicks make while they're doing the nasty is *ridiculous*. It's like listening to a cat being beaten with

Er, um. What I meant to say was you win, Xav.

D'you want a cup of coffee?