Paintings people. They are paintings, not posters. Any bozo can order a poster and hang it in their office. It takes a talented bozo like me to paint this crap and live with it on a daily basis... 8 to 9 hours a day... 50 hour work weeks... at the bottom of the totem pole... holy crap. The people who are still working during this great depression are on the other end of the employment spectrum. Doing the work of three people, stripped of vacation time, under the constant threat of loosing their job.
Jews have it going on. I wish I was Jewish... except for the holocaust, their equally ridiculous religious practices, the persecution, weird grooming guidelines, funny hats, and the lack of ham. Basically, I'd like to have a Jewish girlfriend, but have zero participation in any of their religion, culture, or history aside from challah bread, bagels, and excellent legal and financial advice.
I saw this on opening night with Alyson Archer. It was our first date. Then I got baptized as a Mormon so we could get married in the LDS Temple. Then she dumped me and went back to BYU. Then I found the Pale Blue dot YTMND and became an atheist.
Parents and friends, when I die, please immediately cremate my corpse. No viewing, no burial, no (IRL) Robert Paulson eerily smiling next to an embalmed shell. However, if the technology exists, please download my brain into a universal emulator so I can live forever playing video games.
Love, Mark
It's funny, but I wanted Microwaves. Like the "STOP TIME" YTMND. Except it would have had a funny button representing gay rights, or a Twinkie setting.
Probably because the only female featured on it is Lindsay Lohan. So yes, it is somewhat of a sausagefest. But whatever, you're vote doesn't count. Just like in elections.
As far as YTMNDs go, it is definitely a departure from the norm. If you don't like it, then downvote it. However, within the confines of the YTMND format, having only an animated gif and sound to work with, I feel that it is a success.
