Megaman FTW. He'd defeat the weak ones first, such as Costanza, Gates, and the Jaffa. Having absorbed their powers, he'd work his way up the chain until the final boss, Master Chief. After their battle, the Master Chief would discard his armor, revealing himself to actually be Jesus. After an apocalyptic battle, Jesus would assume his true form, Chuck Norris. After YET ANOTHER apocalyptic battle, Megaman would eke out a win by virtue of his MacGuyver power, being able to fix himself with virtually nothing.

Watched the whole thing. No entertainment value at all. Yes, it's a positive message, blah blah blah, but that's not what anyone comes here for.

You know those shadow stars from Mario Party? We need those here NOW!

Weird. I'm using Firefox and the sound only works if I have the banner open.