thanks for that... awesome to hear with headphones on. gtfh

i wish max would blow my brians out

not only do you hat eme even though i tried to be your f*cking friend, but max probably will hate me too even though i love him like a brother, but he doesn't know it because he sits on his f*cking throne somewhere and he dictates and he pushes buttons and my f*cking existence iwll f*cking blink out tin in a f in a f*cking second because he say soh here is a f*cking douche bag GONE f*cking gone... what the f*ck is the point of all this sh*t? i f*cking buy stuff from wal-mart and then it's gone next day

ROTTEDE ON TH EF*CKING TOILET becaus enobody every god damn visits me b ecause i hav eno friends... my parents they say oh you are a nice person, but guess what..... where are all the people who like me ? oh that's right nowhere i hhave no friends because not only did my girlfriend break up with me, she tried to f*cking kick my f*cking car's panel in because i "almost hit her cat" when i was backing out? yeah i f*cking did butit wasn't intentional... that's what I'm dealing with

so the other day i talking to a girl and i say to her hey girl, how would you like to have xes with me and she says to me ... oh maybe we're not right for each other, mi i think you shoudl be friends with me because i dont think we aqre right for each other... guess what, she's right... she's go ddamned right becaus ei am a f*cking loser and maybe when sheis married i will see her name in the marriage section of paper and i'll beat off on the paper and the f*cking fire dept will find my corpse rotted up

"THIS IS A DOWNVOATE" because i hate you sick f*ck, you ruined my life and i'm f*cking sick of life and but i am sort of happy that you did that because all my voted sites ithat you voted on are DOWN VOTED and i f*cking hope they go to 0 yeah i know they can't go that far i just hope they do because i f*cking hate no GOD DAMN FRIENDS AND I DESERVE TO F*CKING GET VOTED TO 0 BECAUSE NOBODY F*CKIGN LIKES ME ... i'm f*cking crying now i hope you enjoyed f*cking ruining my weekend

i once thought about having sex w/my cat because it would always sit in my crotch and purr and i'd get a hardon sometimes, but i'm not a sick f*ck and i dont' f*ck animals... guess what, if you were sitting my my lap i'd not only avoidj hiding my hardon, i'd press it up against your stomach and try to massage your kidneys or liver or something... love that alcohol? yeah i love it when i get f*cking stoned on vodka and f*cking putting my f*cking gun up against my head and trying to cinvince myself to do it

there was a guy back oh a while a f*cking ago, and his name was something von neumann... and he is responsible for the way computers f*cking work on a motherf*cking basic level... that's the reason computers work the way they do, by affecting locations in memory and such, and guess what.l? I f*cking wish he never existed the c*cksucker i hope this f*cking world blows up by a f*ckiing meteor or at least something hits my f*cking houseu and blows my god damn bed up and i f*cking die instantly... love you lexe

god bless you.. oh yeah f*ck yoru mom I want to bang her up in her snatch but the herpes get in the way of my massive schlong as it tries to enter her nasty hole... i'd love to bang you too but i'm not gay, you wish i was ... now you're going to call me a f*g? guess what that was all a trap A F*CKING TRAP to make you think ilove you just like jenny did in high school an dthen she laughed at me and said "you wish f*g" and then her boyfriend f*cking broke my nose... f*ck you douche bag grease queer. i'm sorry

the trip to finland was oversold and didn't turn out well at all, just like this f*cking ytmnd

racist. 1 star

...like your sexual identity (snap)

holy sh*t 1 star... this is a disgrace to humanity

the funny thing is i thought beating tht sh*t out of your sites after you downvoated all mine woul dget old after about 7 or something, but i just keep doing it and it makes me feel better about myself every time... you are my therapy, i hjope we can become friedns and one day i can meet you and we can joke about this and i can impregnate you or your mom and then we can bie like sh*t thats f*cked... i hop ei die NOW

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ looks lik eyou downvote people a lot you coxxuker... like you did me.... so that means the retributive downvoates are probably responsible for your f*cking low *ss average on your sitez... i'm up in your sitez dowvoating your sh*t because you f*cking downvoated all 4 of my sites you f*g... enjoy the f*cking wrath of my f*cking fat motherf*cking hand as it quiversw each time it downvotes one of your filthpiles of sh*tc*ck

what is you and me and a bottle of tea? that's three things, and the bottle of tea is going up your *ss while you fellate my dog... yeah that's 4 but i'm just the cameraman and i am going to put my dog down since he caught the aids from you that you got from me when i shot my load all up in your sniz

what in gods f*cking name were you thinking when you made this? i mean... it's not even remotely interesting or funny... holy f*cking sh*t i want to blow my f*cking brains all over my wall rihght now because i have no life and no girlfriend and nobody f*cking likes me and i have no god damned friends... i take my hate out on you, but i really hate just myself... hope i f*cking die in my sleep tonight and that there is no afterlife and i f*cking cease to exist and the f*cking world ends

i suck at making ytmnds and i have no life... was it really worth it to downvote all 4 of my sites seeing as i just come around and downvoat ealll 70009723907842393247923 of yours? exponentially more damaging to you since you spend all f*cking day here and i blow your sister while you're doing it

this is how you convince yourself you're not gay, but i know you are since you suck my penis every night. and you love it... i only do it to demean you, i dont love it, i have aids and general herpes

i may be downvoting all your other sites because u r a f*g and i hate you and hope to one day impregnate you, but... this is a winner.. 5 stars

1 for incorrect attribution. you embarrass yourself and your people... (f*gs) llol owned i called you a f*g by implication... it's a f*cking tautology

holy sh*t its a gameboy and bill cosby, you deserve a blow job.

watching this reminds me of a guy i knew in high school who always used to cheat on exams... he'd eventually end up copying everything i had written on my paper, only later to find out that i didn't write that, he wa sjust a f*g who makes ytmnds that make me want to blow my brains out because, even though this is quite obviously humanity's lowest denominator, the fact that it exists makes me sick to my stomach and want to cut my hemorrhoids off and stab my throat with a f*cking shiv. f*ck ur mom, i did

this ytmnd is like the david spade of gay ytmnds... it onkly doesn't make sense if you don't enjoy shoving your fingers up your dog's ass.

the other day I was beating off and i came all over my keyboard and then you licked it off because you like it that way. i have aids

here's an idea, i banged your dad's butt and you are a f*g... own

1 star f*g

what's wrong with the recently created section? don't all ytmnds get created at some point?

drop in some sweet tunes on this bitch & I'll up my rating to 5 stars.... i am thinking david bowie or queen because i like it like that

1 star. f*ck you. UP THE IRONS