OMGZ U R 2 HERT MAH FEELINGZ.

...You have a dubious scoring system.

condolences.

Hahaha. Doc Holiday ftw.

great.

5'd for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

music plz.

f*ck downvoters...the music makes this god-tier.

Everyone, take some f*cking responsibility for your own intuition and paranoia.

There's nothing to be ashamed about. Everyone was curious because we are bored with the intrawebs. This doesn't really prove a f*cking thing sociologically.

LULZ. Overloaded.

Ground Zero, Y'all!!!

It'll f*cking say "Happy Canada Day" Bet. 4 to 1 odds.

"I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you." LOLcoptermus-prime...Airplane, ftw.

Stop quoting the goddamn bible plz. KthxBye.

a.) Duke Nukem was released July 1, 1991, or 15 years ago. b.) The timer ends at midnight Eastern Daylight Time, 7/1/06 (as we all know). c.) The server for eon8.com is based in Dallas, Texas, at ThePlanet.com. d.) 3D Realms is developing Duke Nukem Forever; 3D Realms is based in Garland, Texas, a suburb of Dallas. e.) If you don't count the development time when 3DR was using Quake in late '97, it has been 8 years since development REALLY began for DNF -- 98-present. f.) Noticed this on the wiki

I can't access the unfunny truth comment page because there are too many searches...did everyone see this? http://unfunnytruthabouteon8.ytmnd.com/

Nevermind. There is a my computer logo in the bottom right corner of the screen.

http://img324.imageshack.us/my.php?image=eon87ad.jpg

What's on BBC news?

sgt mcmuffin: I've left mine on since this morning, so I couldn't tell you. I'm worried I won't be able to open it back up again.

Whoa...good work Spiffo. Also: James Bond f*cking sucks...That would really piss me off.

Oh...I didn't know that. I'm a dumbass. Just trying to help.

start googling the ppl on that list of php credits, I suppose...

Nevermind. You were being sarcastic. I failed.

I don't think so...there are several different options if you google the name. Music, gaming, etc...

How is eon8 = eon productions?

woot.

Actually, I circled it, not underlined. whoops.

No dummy. If you read the the beginning of the paragraph I underlined, you'll understand why her age is listed as 14.