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A snippet of a Chris Cunningham piece entitled "Flex".

flex

Group X - Idioth

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Black stripe, yellow paint Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake Suede insides, my engine roarin' It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it And I got the petal to the metal Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level Hear them haters talk But there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million Got another million on my schedule No love for a nigga breakin' hearts No keys, push to start Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Got a call from my jeweler, this just in Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends Not a lesbian, but she a freak though This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is Got a pocketful of big faces Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Stay high like how I'm supposed to do That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you And my car look unapproachable Super clean but it's super mean She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap I let her get high, she want and she feel that Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is You already know what it is, man And if you don't, you should by now Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow

goml

Youtube.

anybody remember this kid? he would go up to the boards before the face-offs occasionally. i always wanted to smash him into the boards..

nhl94kid

nhl94.com (sega theme song)

The plan is simple, GAK the FOX Security guard in the face and escape just in time to join Avengers Infinity War

wolvneto

Beer Nuts

Someguy: you know what naruto can do to someone's face Nin10doman? Someguy: http://knn.50g.com/naruto3.jpg Nin10doman: wow holy crap.

wowholycrap

ddr

Psych! This is actually a film still from the set of the new lifetime original film strip entitled, "Ghostbusters 3: This time they actually ARE exterminators!" And yes it is one hell of a cockroach, bite yer head off man, as you can imagine. George Cloony does a cameo where the "sterminators" (short for exterminators) are balls busy in a termite invested outhouse, when he walks in to take a shit and Venkman puts down his beer and says, "Shit man, you got like a rat on your head." Cloony says, "WTF I thought it was something. Would you mind hitting me with one of them protons?" "Sorry dude, best I can do is spray it in the eyes with this weed killer. but it's probly just piss it off real bad and well you'd be in trouble." "I don't care damnit just give me the damn treatment!" Then Louis steps in and says, "Hey you, you can't talk to the Orkin Man that way!", and throws a yellow corn chip with really hot nacho cheese on it right in the mink's eyes and it goes crazy. Cloony runs out with shit running down his leg. The termites eat his brain. It's really gay though because he comes back at the end of the movie and he's like, "Oh hey guys, turns out the stink of hot cheese and the smell of human shit was too much for the little guy and he ran off. So I have like a court order here for you guys to get sued by me, so you guys gotta go to court and face that judge, you remember, from Ghostbusters 2, and he's gonna like, throw the book or whatever. They all just looked at each other and there was a long silence, and then a bunch of termites started eating through his stomach from the inside. He was dead that time for sure. Should be a good movie, it's gonna be shown in Cloony-Vision whatever that is.

punxsutawney

That way I can prevent them from being titillated or aroused or in any way confused by the counter-culture.

no description given.

captainoftheUSSYtmnd

Daft Punk - Face to Face

My chocolate bunny got its face melted. A Shadow Priest is surely to blame.

meltedfacebunny

Modern English - Melt With You

Created LONG BEFORE the "doesn't change facial expressions" fad. Everyone ripped me off. One guy on MySpace who cannot seem to move his face. http://tinyurl.com/8loto

johnnydarko

Stole off another YTMND

A grue never changes facial expressions. Then again, no one ever gets the chance to see its face and lives to tell the tale. (Animation needs alot of tweaking)

gruedontchangeface

YTMND asset.

I felt this face needed a YTMND, even though I reckon it will only be funny to people who know Mystery Science Theater and even then... :D

mst3kbenmurphy

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode 814

Private Pyle has 3 seconds to wipe a pylon off his face.

pylepylon

self

Go quietly amid the noise and waste, and know what comfort is found owning a piece thereof. Never fall in love; it will stick to your face.

TelevisionEverywhere

talkdemonic

He was first to pop his collar, wear purple and pink shirts, and listen to pop music targeted at girls. He lied down in strange positions and always had a fruity smile on his face.

gay80s

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B72rgvlsq_c

www.ziosys.com ... you can't make this kind of stuff up!

dominateyourface

Paul Stanley - Live to Win

I have a Play button on my face and that makes me happy! I feel safe inside my Play button and nothing bad can happen inside! I'm so lucky to have you as a friend, Play Button! When I grow up I want to marry you! We will build a house in the countryside and we will have a dog and we will call him Bill! I want to hug you so much that you become a Still button!

playbutton

Makaha by Coda (http://coda.s3m.us/2011/02/26/makaha/)

Anakin Skywalker has to turn and face the strange changes...

anakinchanges

Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.

navysealsong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp

Non-Sequitur moment of an image of a cartoon of Putin's various facial expressions to a serene piece. With descriptions of each face in respective order against a gray background.

themanyfacesofputin

personally played it once, recorded it on MP3.

Moon Man's continues his search for the refugees that escaped his last visit to Africa. This week: he interrogates a mentally challenged Japanese woman he suspects of sheltering them. Does the future hold face-melting and/or rape for this young woman? Stay tuned...

moonmaninterrogation

The Moon Man.

I had to do it ;) and i'm sorry for the smiley face but i couldn't think of anything else.

hphjm

see above

This is an image taken from two players working together to force the camera inside the helmet of the master chief in Halo 3. Surprisingly, there is a very basic and shadowed face under the mirrored visor. It matches the descriptions of the books, spec

MasterChiefFace

Resident Evil: Extinction

Kirk's face on Sark's head on Sean Connery's body saying what it thinks about Tron. (Yes, it's supposed to look that bad.)

YTMNT

Edited Finding Forrister, Tron, Star Trek 2

"You don't need to be in the pew every Sunday" - Rick Perry

Superchristian

Permission to skip church from Superchristian, in your face POPE!

About 2 weeks ago I accidentally cut my fingernails too short and became extremely hungry. So I strolled down to McDonalds to get some double cheeseburgers and fries. When I began eating my fries, something horrible happened--the salt got all over my freshly cut nails and stung like a bitch. The fries were so damn good that I couldn't stop eating them despite the pain. Later on in the night, my hands began trembling in agony. The following morning I went to see the doctor for help, and when he finally got in and inspected my fingers his face turned ghost white; he lowered his glasses, stared me straight in the eye and said, "I'm... I'm sorry Famery-Gai, but there was just too much damn salt on those fries..." The doctor then turned around and got a sawzall out of the cupboard and jazzle-fuckered my arms off in a bloody mess. Needless to say, I can no longer use a computer without assistance. Luckily enough, I was able to hire an old woman from a homeless shelter--hopefully Grace will be willing to help me continue my ytmnd adventures. Or at least give me dirty handjobs.

exerciseTMND

There Isn't Any Time For Meatballs

After the Great Cleansing, Isla Portada has become almost inhospitable. Much to their dismay, the surviving residents of the flood find themselves in a dire position without a reliable home to call their own. And so, with hope and determination in their hearts, in the face of almost sheer hopelessness, they set out across the great expanse--the much fabled Great Ocean of Serendipity--in search of salvation, leaving the only home they have ever known. What lies across these waters? Does the ocean give way to a n impassable network of islands that the stormy waves cannot penetrate? Is there even an end, or are the azure waters simply the eternal backdrop of a cruel God's domain? Can they ever find a new place to call home, or has their journey at sea become their final unrelenting torment?

unchartedwaters

Dragon Roost Island (from Zelda_ Windwaker) ft. Alex Culang

The internets have gathered and joined to raid Habbo Hotel. Now we are now facing something bigger. -=+=- SPREAD THE WORD -=+=-

webvssci

Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride

During a live performance of bmtl, Amy Lee moaned out a "yeah" after "see into my eyes like open doors" and she made a moan like face in the lithium video shoot. Add them together to get this.

amyleefinishes

live performance of "bring me to life" by evanescence

the title pretty much captures it. Also i know that's not milk on her face, it's baby formula.

iwoulddodolexibelle

the best parts of the teletubbie theme song

Newman knows how to blast a face-melter...on his truck.

newmanmelt

Face-melter ytmnds