| ?Moon man cums on your face then gives you an a... |
fofofum |
(2.40) |
1,169 |
2009-10-28 |
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description:
Halloween is soon, I'm sure Moon man has a SuRprISe for YOU
domain:
mooncumeonyourfaceandinyourhair
sound origin:
are awsome
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| ?ayy rmao |
FruitSmax |
(2.00) |
1,165 |
2016-02-09 |
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description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc
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| ?OMFG DRAMACYDE |
Blark |
(2.30) |
1,159 |
2006-09-29 |
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description:
Dramacyde with his underwear to his face.
domain:
omsdrama
sound origin:
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| ?YAGHARBBLZZ |
Polskais1 |
(3.00) |
1,156 |
2008-05-14 |
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description:
Dog and sprinkler. Feel free to edit in other faces or something. I don't mind.
domain:
YAGHARBBLZZ
sound origin:
Yello - Oh Yeah
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| ?Sun Man bitches and moans to Moon Man |
fetcher |
(3.27) |
1,152 |
2013-04-10 |
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description:
After ironically listening in on a 420 related phone call Sun Man made to Goofy Clown Face, Moon Man gets scolded by Sun Man for "not listening to him", which really= Not listening to Sun Man when he talks about his 'secret' fetish.
domain:
Listen-To-Me
sound origin:
MMAA 4/10/13
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| ?im going to pig this kid right in the face! |
Webtobia |
(2.33) |
1,147 |
2006-05-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
zzzzzzzz
sound origin:
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| ?Drek will punch women |
bushgg12 |
(2.13) |
1,146 |
2006-08-23 |
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description:
Drek punch to fatgirls face
domain:
drek
sound origin:
Song by Begbe
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| ?HASSEL BEER in Austria!!11oneeleven! |
hasselboy |
(3.10) |
1,137 |
2007-07-03 |
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description:
hassel wanted a little vacation, so he drove (drunk!) to austria and met a nice guy with a fat stupid beery face.
domain:
hasselbeer
sound origin:
yodel.mp3
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| ?Wishful Thinking |
Ev3nt372 |
(1.00) |
1,132 |
2007-10-20 |
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description:
Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true
rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has
always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save
us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mounta
domain:
untrue
sound origin:
Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri, Zakharov
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| ?Ouch bullets hurt my face!! |
screamingninja |
(2.43) |
1,127 |
2006-06-29 |
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description:
Bullet to the face
domain:
BulletFace
sound origin:
team america
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| ?Energy |
woxel1 |
(2.69) |
1,113 |
2006-02-05 |
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description:
Look at Old Nobbo. His pants are made of pewter, his arms are stiff and he has surrendered control of this face to others - Tee Hee!
domain:
energy
sound origin:
Space Monkeys (Fight Club) - The Dust Brothers
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| ?Breakin' Is Immortal |
Kevolutionary |
(3.50) |
1,113 |
2015-05-24 |
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description:
Our intrepid heroes one again face the life-threatening pitfalls as they travel to the darkest parts of uncharted jungle. Will they find the Black Diamond of Ix before the insidious Captain Torlock and his army of mecha-gorillas? What horrific booby traps await everyone inside King Uxshal-Uxmal's temple of blood? Will the sun disc amulet provide protection against the great serpent of Ged, as the sacred scrolls foretold? Or were the scrolls mistranslated by Professor Winthorpe on purpose?
One thing is certain; time is running out!
domain:
vinsteachesthefunk
sound origin:
Daftendireckt Daft Punk
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| ?Sparta VS Chrises Face They Have Adapted No L... |
videoscape |
(2.80) |
1,110 |
2010-03-30 |
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description:
spartan head and chrises face head have adapted to race with out legs
domain:
spartachrisesfacerace
sound origin:
they have adapted
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| ?Ramen King |
PH03N1X |
(3.00) |
1,107 |
2016-02-19 |
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description:
お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。
I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then i got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now thats a real education fuck books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.
domain:
ramenking
sound origin:
found airhorn sound on youtube
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| ?The conclusion to Danson's Face, PTK... |
Ski11et |
(3.60) |
1,080 |
2007-10-19 |
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description:
Ted Danson has beaten the evil and recovered fully!
domain:
dansonface
sound origin:
Ted Danson Theme Song
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| ?Mothra did it! |
pestosvitcos |
(2.82) |
1,076 |
2006-08-13 |
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description:
Mothra did it!
Return the bones of Godzilla to its resting place or face destruction!!
domain:
MothrasRevenge
sound origin:
Godzilla
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| ?Stephen's Banana Dance |
TrueTenorMan |
(2.20) |
1,075 |
2006-04-03 |
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description:
Yes, the face is me. I thought it'd be funny to have my face with a funny hat on the dancing banana... and the YTMND was born!
domain:
stephendance
sound origin:
Venga Boys--We Like To Party
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| ?(nsfw) GAY CARR |
eatmesheet |
(1.00) |
1,063 |
2013-02-20 |
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description:
SAY IT TO MY FACE FUCKER AND NOT ONLINE
domain:
GAYCARR
sound origin:
youtube.com
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| ?Get your ass to KHAAAN |
RubilacEx |
(2.94) |
1,063 |
2007-07-09 |
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description:
I could have just pasted the Shatner face on each Schwarzenegger face, but I decided not to
domain:
yourkhaaan
sound origin:
-
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| ?things aren't looking good for dog |
captionking |
(2.50) |
1,061 |
2006-04-14 |
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description:
kick to the face
domain:
talgfd
sound origin:
saku saura-ddr (backwards)
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| ?Don't Forget His Face |
Sololoquy |
(2.50) |
1,054 |
2020-04-03 |
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description:
Dr. Li Wenliang,
tried to save the world,
from this rampant new disease.
For his bravery they jailed him,
against our many pleas.
Don't forget his face,
Don't forget his name,
Don't forgive the CCP!
For unleashing this upon the world,
and killing Dr. Li.
Make this martyr known in every home,
his name was Dr. Li Wenliang.
domain:
DontForgetHisFace
sound origin:
Animal Farm.
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| ?what is happening to me |
Loomy |
(1.73) |
1,049 |
2006-07-28 |
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description:
I was reading this article on a chinese guy's face transplant when a porn stream I had just started began to play in the background. This audio is a rip from that stream. I didn't even notice it at the time, but something deep inside me changed that day..
domain:
whatishappeningtome
sound origin:
Some playboy uk lesbo porn scene
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| ?Contradickcheney |
Arpithicus |
(3.33) |
1,047 |
2006-03-16 |
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description:
This is a reenactment of Dick Cheney shooting that dude in the face. The only thing is I used Contra to do it.
domain:
DickContra
sound origin:
NES Bitches
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| ?FAIL |
ssquirrelmaster |
(1.33) |
1,042 |
2008-02-13 |
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description:
baseball to the face!
domain:
baseballfacefail
sound origin:
ytmnd
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| ?Lol, axe |
Muskogeee |
(2.78) |
1,042 |
2006-05-05 |
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description:
axe to the face
domain:
lolaxe
sound origin:
ytmnd
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| ?FUCK SHIT FUCK (2/fifty) |
pilleater |
(3.50) |
1,040 |
2010-03-07 |
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description:
it's hard to edit each of there faces and come up with a filler sound.
domain:
fuckshitfuck02
sound origin:
ytmnd joke that is funny
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| ?The unaired Fifth Doctor?! |
AlmostJinkies |
(2.43) |
1,037 |
2006-07-04 |
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description:
Made this as a joke for youtube - I grafted the face of Charles Rocket (from SNL) onto Peter Davison. It would've been longer, but it took me two days to make these three seconds (grumble)...
domain:
mysterydoc
sound origin:
Peter Davison's theme song
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| ?You Have Made Fun of Scientology for the Last Ti... |
handsanitizer |
(1.93) |
1,032 |
2006-10-22 |
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description:
Cut out Xenu's face and made it darker. Adding to the fad.
domain:
xenuatyourwindow
sound origin:
http://thekingscaryness.ytmnd.com/
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| ?Kiss of the DragOWNED |
Soup4Brains |
(3.00) |
1,027 |
2006-06-28 |
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description:
Balls to the face lolz.
domain:
dragowned
sound origin:
Boston - Foreplay/Long Time
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| ?Pow right In the Kisser |
orion22 |
(2.14) |
1,027 |
2010-09-09 |
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description:
Water melon to the face
domain:
Watermelontotheface
sound origin:
Family guy
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