?Ramen King |
PH03N1X |
(3.00) |
1,107 |
2016-02-19 |
description:
お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。
I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then i got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now thats a real education fuck books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.
domain:
ramenking
keywords:
ramen,filthyfranktv
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?HiDrew |
Teknotic |
(5.00) |
986 |
2016-01-10 |
description:
Drew's mom
domain:
HiDrew
keywords:
drew, mom,pussy,rofl,galaxay
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?(nsfw) CainWestonStormUK |
stormUK |
(5.00) |
1,953 |
2016-01-01 |
description:
CainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUKCainWestonStormUK
domain:
CainWestonStormUK
keywords:
CainWestonStormUK,CSGO,FUNNY,BANNEDD,MLG,NOSCOPE,420,BLAZE,IT,PUSS,PUSSY,FUCK YOU,FUCK,YOU,SHIT,AHA,HAH
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?Fist of the North Cat |
Robogem |
(3.67) |
1,450 |
2015-12-14 |
description:
Atatatatatata!
domain:
FOTNC
keywords:
cat,fist of the north star,funny,pussy,fighting,cats,stupid
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?(nsfw) butterfly |
infinityguitarz |
(1.50) |
1,050 |
2015-11-14 |
description:
sexy
domain:
butterflyhunnie
keywords:
kitty,p,ussy,pussy,twerk,charli xcx,drop ur kitty,grimes
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?(nsfw) Miley Cyrus Dares You to Eat Her Cat |
scefing |
(3.00) |
783 |
2015-11-10 |
description:
Help control the pet population!
domain:
pussayy
keywords:
pussy,cat,miley,cyrus,miley cyrus,eat,this is a really stupid idea but whatever
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?Chadformers™ |
DarthWang |
(3.92) |
2,388 |
2015-10-13 |
description:
In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City.
On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy.
Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief.
The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo.
On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs.
Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.
domain:
autobot
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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?(nsfw) mattschaeferfortexasrep |
mypussyscrewsinaligh |
(1.00) |
1,515 |
2015-09-20 |
description:
Matt Schaefer loves shooting skeet
domain:
gayrepublicans
keywords:
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?(nsfw) Rem's lazer pussy |
Ebb1993 |
(4.33) |
2,369 |
2015-07-25 |
description:
Japan is weird... O_O
domain:
lazerpussy
keywords:
Dream Hunter Rem,pingas,gay
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?2 GIRLS 1 ORGAN & HARDTECHNO |
JasonShadowX |
(3.80) |
1,486 |
2015-07-15 |
description:
gibe the pussy b0ss
domain:
two-girls-one-hardtechno
keywords:
filthy frank,pussy,b0ss,2 girls ,1 organ,hardtechno,2 girls 1 organ and hardtechno,dirty chicks
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?(nsfw) yep |
omsthechef |
(1.00) |
1,547 |
2015-06-08 |
description:
Omar Rap Mixtape - Slick Stylish Cool - U Fucking Pussy - Track 3
Full Music Video - https://youtu.be/CVDsLPtfryU
More Rap Here - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw4y4WSFpaWXrgt233u4ZyQ
www.MarlboroughHigh.com
domain:
ufuckingpussy
keywords:
u fucking pussy,omar,slick,stylish,and,cool,slick stylish and cool
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?(nsfw) fuck her right in the pussy |
Recent |
(2.33) |
827 |
2015-03-25 |
description:
testing this thing you call ytmnd
domain:
fhritp
keywords:
fhritp,youtube,test
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?(nsfw) Pillowy White Mounds of Cocaine |
Speshil |
(3.71) |
9,616 |
2015-03-19 |
description:
Okay reload already
domain:
wholetownisapussy
keywords:
whole,town,,pussy,scarface
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?random gif compilation vol. FUN |
Famery-Gai |
(3.83) |
4,472 |
2015-02-01 |
description:
keep your fucking horse out of my new cans
domain:
skibbles
keywords:
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?Pussy Destroyer |
thisisdog |
(1.00) |
1,099 |
2015-01-19 |
description:
Puny God
domain:
NewfoundIntelligence
keywords:
fedora,tipping,pussy eater,i don't fucking know so I'll just enter a random keyword like this,jesus christ i don't fucking know,stop,please,kek,lel,feminism,sjw,brony,furry,living manifestation of reddit
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?pop that pussy for a real nigga |
ismellpussy |
(2.40) |
453 |
2014-12-06 |
description:
252
domain:
udun
|
?Static Shock Begins |
Wesyeed |
(1.33) |
824 |
2014-12-02 |
description:
Going to make the best trailer EVER EVER EVER EVER IN HISTORY bitch.
domain:
wassupniggabich
keywords:
fuck,ass, and, fuck,pussy
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?pussy_slay3r.wmv |
Qwak |
(1.00) |
438 |
2014-11-20 |
description:
He is the real Pussy Slayer.
domain:
thepssyslay3r
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?(nsfw) On A Handstand |
m0nde |
(3.00) |
1,733 |
2014-09-23 |
description:
head down...
domain:
onahandstand
keywords:
twerk,pussy,poppin,handstand,ludacris,luda
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?(nsfw) The Überfail |
izan10izan11 |
(2.67) |
1,167 |
2014-09-11 |
description:
Living and dying laughing and crying
Once you have seen it you will never be the same
Life in the fast lane is just how it seems
Hard and it's heavy, it's dirty and mean
Motorbreath
It's how I live my life
I can't take it any other way
Motorbreath
The sign of living fast
It is going to take
Your breath away
Don't stop for nothing it's full speed or nothing
I am taking down you know whatever is in my way
Getting your kicks as you are shooting the line
Sending the shivers up and down your spine
Motorbreath
It's how I live my life
I can't take it any other way
Motorbreath
The sign of living fast
It is going to take
Your breath away
Those people who tell you not to take chances
They are all missing on what life is about
You only live once so take hold of the chance
Don't end up like others the same song and dance
Motorbreath
It's how I live my life
I can't take it any other way
Motorbreath
The sign of living fast
It is going to take
Your breath away
domain:
SitoFail
keywords:
CUMSHOT,TEEN,PUSSY,TITS,ASS,ELMO,MILK,PAJOTE,FAIL,SITO FAIL,SITASION
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?(nsfw) pussy smells like |
ballerblockin |
(1.00) |
802 |
2014-08-17 |
description:
pussy smells like
domain:
pussysmellslike
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?pop that pussy for a real nigga |
ismellpussy |
(2.00) |
604 |
2014-08-03 |
description:
88888888888888888888888888888888888888
domain:
tyh
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?(nsfw) HHYKITTPS! |
mleep |
(2.33) |
1,586 |
2014-07-19 |
description:
mickey rourke takes the pussy seriously!
domain:
mickeyrourketakespussyseriously
keywords:
mickey rourke,spun,tweeker,meth,pussy,seriously
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?Kitty in the REEEEEERS |
Timaeus |
(2.80) |
811 |
2014-06-25 |
description:
REEEEER
domain:
shotgunkitty
keywords:
shotgun,cat,sleepwalkers,sleep,walkers,1992,meow,pussy
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?Eric Pepin crushes pussy all night long |
ericpepin |
(1.67) |
960 |
2014-06-22 |
description:
240lbs of pussy crushing Alpha male.
domain:
twohundredandfourtypoundsofpussycrushingalpha
keywords:
pussy,crushing,alpha,eric,pepin,higher,balance,institute,hbi
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?What do I want on YTMND |
JAUG |
(3.89) |
50,600 |
2014-04-10 |
description:
I know, I know, I am a lazy pussy
domain:
youtmnd
keywords:
ytmnd,feature,not a bug
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?The Struggle is Real |
Simonst |
(1.67) |
448 |
2014-03-24 |
description:
Welcome to the world of feline aids
domain:
eatehkitty
keywords:
Ginuwine,pussy,homeless
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?(nsfw) pussy wiggle |
psycho-squirrel |
(2.40) |
1,561 |
2014-02-11 |
description:
its a cat!
domain:
pussywiggle
keywords:
pussy,wiggle,wiggle wiggle wiggle,cat
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?(nsfw) Stormfist Anthem Twerk |
Tytril |
(3.00) |
2,230 |
2014-02-10 |
description:
TWERKULES
domain:
orctwerk
keywords:
twerk,world of warcraft,orc,dance,wow,blizzard,stormfist,emerald dream,torwazul,forums,ass,pussy,boobs
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?max brainstorms his vision for ytmnd 3.0 |
StellaArtois |
(3.62) |
1,591 |
2014-02-03 |
description:
mind maps are for pussies
domain:
brainstorming
|