DANE COOK GETS TAZERED AT FLORIDA UNIVERSITY AT JOHN KERRY TALK
Created on: September 18th, 2007
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Don't you hate it when you're talking to John Kerry, then the f*cking cops come out of no where, and they f*cking TAZER YOU in the f*cking chest plate! Like, don't tazer my chest plate dude, I need it for holding my heart in. Then they f*cking arrest me. What is that about? It's like -- "Oh you have the right to remain silent." I have the right to remain silent, then stop asking me questions bro! F*cking Jeezits. I'm Dane Cook BTW.
All it is is a college fraternity. The "secrets" are stupid handshakes and secret words and gay crap like that. Thats all it is. The only reason S&B doesn't have greek letters is that at the time it was formed there was a huge backlash to hazing that was going on in greek college societies. S&B gets alot of attention because there only at one college and have had lots of successful members.
that guy was an idiot. He could have asked real questions like "why is conflict resolution in Israel/Palestine such a low priority for US foreign policy initiatives if the 9/11 terrorist attacks were perpetrated for that exact greivance?" but he had to be a moron and just spew sh*t that god him removed.
The cops were overzealous in the way they handled this guy...but he was being a douche bag. I mean, it was a public forum, there isn't time for every douche bag with an opinion to spend 10 years prefacing their question...or nobody would get a chance to ask anything. So I don't feel too bad that he got tased. Nice job pointing out the Dane Cook similarity; I would pay to see him get tased.
I got tazered once. Well more like twice. Kinda. The first zap and I just stood there and stared at the undercover cop at my backdoor, like WTF? The second zap I complied and laid down. On the hour drive to the jail the cops complimented me on taking that first taze like it was nothing. Then I told them then second one was nothing, I just decided to comply. "Yeah right!" said the piss that had ran down my leg.
Cook's performance went on for longer than the management had asked him, so the club's manager and headliner (Peter Kelamis) cut off his microphone and tried to "play him off" with music. Cook thought it was simply a mistake and continued his set, but they later cut his mic and blared the exit music again. Cook then dropped the mic and walked off-stage, furious. And then he was tasered.
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