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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

Skanda,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,00,000,01,10,1000,100,777,77,888,88,999,99,666,66,69,069,420,44,444,555,55,333,33,222,22,111,11,720,619,61,19,45,65,35,85,15,75,95,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,(,),_,-,+,=,},],{,[,|,\,",',;,:,'',?,/,>,.,JK,GG,GIG,GIF,FF,CC,C,XX,XY,ZZZ,ZZ,Z,MN,LOL,L,K,KEK,Q,R,TY,YT,DD,3DD,3D,2D,D,S,SS,USSR,USA,FIG,Cute,Film,Movie,Mov,WWW,W,Soviet,Russia,Russian,Seduction,Platinum Blonde,Platinum,Blonde,Aryan,Arya,Slavic,Slav,Jackerman,KittenVox

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

Heleena Häyhä was born July 8th, 2015 making her 27yrs old as od 2042. She was born in Finland. Her father remarried to her mother who immigrated from Turkey. She had four half brothers from her fathers first marriage. Her father was a harshly abusive alcoholic and her brothers regularly harassed her over being from a different mother. Her mother ran off when she was 14 not being able to handle the abuse any longer. Heleena developed a very strong constitution due to fighting her father and brothers all the time. When she was 17 she too had enough and ran off. Wandering the streets without any idea what to do. Until a Gypsy ran circus that toured Europe came around. She joined them taking any odd job she could get. Cleaning up mostly. One day a very large Russian man, Ivan Svorsky approached her and offered to train her noticing her reslove and stone attitude. First training to be the Strong Woman of the show since he began to be a bear wrestler. When Ivan was brutally injured by a bear during a show she took the beast on herself and accidentally killed it. Rather than being angry Ivan was proud and made her the new bear wrestling attraction while he recovered. When she was 24 she began finding new paths into professional fighting and wrestling to make more money. When Ivan passed away from cancer when she was 25, she left the circus and moved to the US to pursue her new fighting career. Now she hops promotion to promotion for MMA and Professional Wrestling. Wanting to be an example to all that no matter the struggle you experience, so long as you keep fighting, you never truly lose. You never lose until you quit and give up. Height : 5.8 ft , Bust Around : 3.5 ft (38DD) , Underbust Around : 2.8 ft , Crotch-Hip Around : 3.4 ft , Shoulder to Crotch : 2.0 ft , Knee - Crotch to Knee : 1.3 ft .

Heleena

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https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1830675699461681259

Description: A former ballerina and Russian super-spy, Black Widow wears wrist-cuffs with an electrical blast called the "Widow's Bite". Team: None. Playable: Agent Only. Cost: 1,000 Silver. Voice Actor: Laura Bailey, Marvel Lore: + 2. Fight Style: Melee. Movement: Double Jump. Basic Combo: First: 7 Damage, jumps and kicks an enemy. Second: 5+5 Damage, jumps and kicks an enemy twice. Third: 5+5 Damage & Knockback, front handsprings into an enemy. Fourth: 18 Damage, dashes and strikes an enemy. Fifth: 34 Damage & Knockdown, kicks a group of enemies into the air. Total: 79. Power 1: Widow Strike -1 Star- Dashes into a group of enemies, dealing 31 Damage & Knockdown. Power 2: Widow's Grapple -2 Stars- Grabs and drags an enemy at range to you, dealing 6 Damage & Knockdown. Power 3: Widow's Bite -3 Stars- Zaps an enemy with electricity, dealing 51 Damage & Stun. Hero Up: Throws several dozen bombs that explode at surrounding enemies several times, dealing 24 damage & Knockdown per bomb. Pro Tip: This closer the main target is to you, the more times this attack will hit.

BlackWidowSHSO

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSR3E44jahw

Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff) is a playable character in Marvel's Avengers. She also serves as the main protagonist of the prequel comic MA: Black Widow #1, and the tritagonist of Reassemble campaign operation. Raised in the top-secret Soviet Red Room program, Natasha Romanoff is a super spy & master in espionage, subversion, and combat.

BWidow

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj4nKbsI3WE

Profile: - Natasha Romanoff was a young Soviet citizen when her government chose to train her in espionage. During her time in the infamous Red Room Academy, she became the master spy known as the Black Widow. Early in her career, the Black Widow clashed with Iron Man, but her loyalty to her country waned and eventually she switched sides and joined S.H.I.E.L.D. She later joined the Avengers and has served with distinction on that team many times. About THE Game: - Marvel Heroes was a free-to-play massively multiplayer online action role-playing video game developed by Gazillion Entertainment and Secret Identity Studios. Characters such as Iron Man, Captain America, Deadpool, and Wolverine were playable characters that could be unlocked in the game. The story was written by Brian Michael Bendis. Players who pre-purchased a game pack received early access to the game on May 29, 2013. The game was officially launched on June 4, 2013, on Microsoft Windows. An OS X version followed in November 2014. The game was renamed to Marvel Heroes 2015 on June 4, 2014. The game was renamed Marvel Heroes 2016 in January 2016. On April 5, 2017, a console version was announced to be in production at the time for both the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One that was branded as a free-to-play game under the title Marvel Heroes Omega. This version was released on June 30, 2017. On November 15, 2017, Disney announced that it was ending its relationship with Gazillion Entertainment and that Marvel Heroes would be shut down at the end of 2017. The game and the website for Marvel Heroes were taken offline on November 27, 2017, and Gazillion was shut down.

NatRomanoff

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQXrud-bDwg

Trained in the dark arts and wielding her mighty Soulsword, Magik leaps through portals to navigate the arena with ease. Once Illyana transforms into the demonic Darkchylde, all who dare stand against her will fall before her merciless blade. Magik is one of the playable heroes in the game Marvel Rivals. She has team-up abilities that work in conjunction with Black Panther. Voice Actor: Abby Trott

Darkchild

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https://x.com/MarvelRivals/media

Natasha Romanova is the world's most elite spy in any era. Her mastery of the sniper rifle eliminates targets from afar, while her shock batons neutralize close-range threats. Black Widow is locked, loaded, and ready to deliver a fatal bite! Black Widow is one of the playable heroes in the game Marvel Rivals. She has team-up abilities that work in conjunction with Hawkeye.

BlackWidowMR

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE17tg5M7kw

On 8 December 2024, the Syrian Arab Republic under Bashar al-Assad collapsed amid major offensives by the Syrian opposition (led by Hayat Tahrir al-Sham and supported by allied Turkish-backed rebel groups in the Syrian National Army) as part of the Syrian civil war that began in 2011. The fall of Damascus marked the end of the Assad family regime, which had ruled Syria as a totalitarian hereditary dictatorship since Hafez al-Assad assumed the presidency in 1971 as a result of the Corrective Revolution. As the Southern Operations Room, a rebel coalition, encroached on Damascus while attempting to find the former president, reports emerged that Assad had fled the capital on a plane. The Syrian rebels subsequently declared victory against the Assad government on state television, while Russia's foreign ministry announced Assad's resignation and departure from Syria. Russia subsequently reported that it had given Assad and his family asylum.

Bashar

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHg68ZNnC1A

Found at random at 3797 kHz (3.797 MHz) on the Tambov 80 meter band WebSDR in Russia. Is it a test? I don't hear somebody responding. https://80m.radiorubka.org/

russianmorse80m

Morse Code,Russia,3797 kHz,Tambov,off-air utility shortwave,digital,CW,ham radio

Recorded off 80m.radiorubka.org

Russia will not win at life I like tractors

RussiaWillNotWinAtLife

See above

Everyone's favorite lunar man spouts some wise words.

mmwiotuw

moon,man,moonman,moon man,ukraine,russia,war

Moon Man Weighs In On The Ukraine War

Jon Arbuckle does a russian squat dance

jonarbuckle

jon arbuckle,garfield,russian ,dance,dschinghis khan

Dschinghis Khan

Mig 15 BOIIIIIIII.

sovietengineering

soviet russia, ussr,plane,jet,aviation,katyusha,mig 15

Katyusha as sung by the Red Army Choir.

Gopnik dancing

gopnikdance

gopnik,russia,bochka,bass,kolbaser,hardbass

Bochka Bass Kolbaser

Ukraine for the win

GoUkraine

Ukraine ,Russia ,war

max coveri-running in the 90s

Remain Calm. The Regent Endures. Alexei Lives. The Holy Russian Empire Shall Endure. There is much to be done. God save Russia - for no one else can...

alexeiisalive

TNO, history,gamers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kINLxNxTMJ0

No one can stop her, god help us all.

Bukhanka-Chan

Bukhanka-Chan,Bukhanka,Russia,Ukraine,Anime,Russian Invasion,Zunny,Z,WW3,/chug/

youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m50p-XScreM&ab_channel=katiekxxorangedot

putin is a monkey

putinmonkey

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youtube

Putin being a badass

putinbadass

Putin,Russia,USSR,Ukraine,BTFO

youtube

Zelensky dancing

Zelensky

Ukraine ,Russia,Zelensky,Dancing

youtube

title says it all

putinthehomoclown

russia,putin,fuckputin

it's from this video:https://youtu.be/zjedLeVGcfE

this callsign had me laughing out loud. so funny lol

veryfunnycallsign

LOL,callsign,ukraine,russia

http://prairiedogeric11.ytmnd.com/ + edited

From Priyom: The Buzzer, Жужжалка, UVB-76 (mistranscription of "UZB76"), UZB76 (pre 1997-2010), MDZhB (2010-2015), ZhUOZ (2016-2019), ANVF (2019-2020), NZhTI (2021-) I caught it on 4625 on Oct. 11 using a Russian WebSDR. Changed freq because it was off.

thatdamnrussianbuzzeragain

The Buzzer,Russia,shortwave,NZhTI,ANVF,UZB-76

Off-air recording of The Buzzer.

LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production. Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75. Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year. It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November. China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there. Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd. Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market. “In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.” Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”. “Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.” The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia. On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production. U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday. “Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.

oilsteady

news,oil,US,drilling

news

why dont you like,,, relax mann

coffeee

Russia,Shop,Store,Russians,Site,YTMND,YTMND features

New York Jazz Lounge - Bar Jazz Classics on YouTube

Vladimir Putin will make a deal with Donald Trump that will lead to robots ruling the land.

futurebots

robots,Russia,Putin

Im gay

trapmusic

Rasputin,Russia,USSR,Uncle,Im gay,SMDYFM,fuck you

Ra-Ra-Rasputin

WASHINGTON — President Trump is being “played” by Russian President Vladimir Putin, two former intelligence chiefs said on Sunday, responding to Trump’s statement that Putin “means it” when he denies the Kremlin meddled in the 2016 presidential election. In a joint appearance on CNN's State of the Union, James Clapper, the ex-director of national intelligence, and John Brennan, the former CIA director, both slammed Trump’s remarks as naïve and dangerous. “It’s either naïveté, ignorance, or fear,” Brennan said of Trump’s take on Putin and the 2016 election. “Putin is very clever,” Brennan said, and he is using Trump’s insecurity and his need for flattery to convince him that Russia’s intentions toward the United States are not malicious. Trump has since tried to clarify his remarks, made to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday during an extended trip to Asia. During that initial conversation, Trump told reporters that every time he sees Putin, "he says 'I didn’t do that' and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says 'I didn’t do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country." Asked to clarify on Sunday at a Hanoi news conference, Trump said, “What I said is that I believe [Putin] believes that” Russia did not interfere. Trump offered a more ambiguous answer about whether he accepted the assessment of U.S. intelligence agencies, which concluded last year that the Russian government mounted a sophisticated campaign to sway the election. “As to whether I believe it or not,” Trump said, “I’m with our [intelligence] agencies, especially as currently constituted.” Trump added that he wants to “get along with Russia” and suggested Putin could be an important ally for the U.S. “It’s very naïve and perilous to this country to make an assumption that Russia is going to behave with the best interest of the world or the United States,” Clapper said on CNN. “They’re not.” Both Clapper and Brennan said Trump’s comments highlight his self-doubt, particularly when it comes to his victory in the 2016 election. They said Putin and other world leaders are using that to manipulate Trump. “I think it demonstrates to Putin that Donald Trump can be played,” said Brennan.

playedby

Doanld Trump,Russia,Vladimir Putin

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zangief

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