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The Soviet Commute to BadPun

HailToPun

russia,soviet,communist,anal

google

In spite of Russia's nonsense, they finally did it. ;_;

lithuaniadeveloped

Lithuania,developed,nation,developed nation,developing nation,2015,success,congratulations

Neon Genesis Evangelion, final episode, recorded from YouTube using Audacity.

Влади́мир Влади́мирович Пу́тин you truly are the king of kings ;__;

repent-of-your-dekadent-western-ways

putin,russia,moscow,kremlin,cga,ussr,soviets,pravda,vladtheimpaler,komraads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTuKCiyn-7U

total russia

trumplerecall

trump

watts

LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production. Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75. Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year. It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November. China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there. Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd. Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market. “In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.” Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”. “Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.” The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia. On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production. U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday. “Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.

oilsteady

news,oil,US,drilling

news

Heleena Häyhä was born July 8th, 2015 making her 27yrs old as od 2042. She was born in Finland. Her father remarried to her mother who immigrated from Turkey. She had four half brothers from her fathers first marriage. Her father was a harshly abusive alcoholic and her brothers regularly harassed her over being from a different mother. Her mother ran off when she was 14 not being able to handle the abuse any longer. Heleena developed a very strong constitution due to fighting her father and brothers all the time. When she was 17 she too had enough and ran off. Wandering the streets without any idea what to do. Until a Gypsy ran circus that toured Europe came around. She joined them taking any odd job she could get. Cleaning up mostly. One day a very large Russian man, Ivan Svorsky approached her and offered to train her noticing her reslove and stone attitude. First training to be the Strong Woman of the show since he began to be a bear wrestler. When Ivan was brutally injured by a bear during a show she took the beast on herself and accidentally killed it. Rather than being angry Ivan was proud and made her the new bear wrestling attraction while he recovered. When she was 24 she began finding new paths into professional fighting and wrestling to make more money. When Ivan passed away from cancer when she was 25, she left the circus and moved to the US to pursue her new fighting career. Now she hops promotion to promotion for MMA and Professional Wrestling. Wanting to be an example to all that no matter the struggle you experience, so long as you keep fighting, you never truly lose. You never lose until you quit and give up. Height : 5.8 ft , Bust Around : 3.5 ft (38DD) , Underbust Around : 2.8 ft , Crotch-Hip Around : 3.4 ft , Shoulder to Crotch : 2.0 ft , Knee - Crotch to Knee : 1.3 ft .

Heleena

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https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1830675699461681259

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

America is now communist!

communistamerica

Communism, communist, atheism, atheist, christ, jesus, christianity, religion

Russia's National Anthem

Yeti Simmons takes a chubby pickle

YetiSimmons

Richard,simmons,yeti,omg,wtf,sasquatch,bigfoot

i hate russia they are worst then nazis(nazis are not realy that bad to tell you the truth my family lived in nazi germany and it is not as bad as it sounds(until the russians came in and raped us and killed)

death-to-russia

i hate russia they are worst then nazis(nazis are not realy that bad to tell you the truth my family lived in nazi germany and it is not as bad as it sounds(until the russians came in and raped us and killed)

nazi band

In Soviet Russia, fungus finds you!

russianfungus

soviet russia, fungus finds you

YTMND assets

Thought it was funny

Videoswatchyou

Soviet, Russia, Video, Myspace, Watch, you, in, videows

Other Soviet Fad Sites

cheat wallhack hax aim aimbot lucky noob bot skill skilled online hero russia mix cheaters

mixrus

cheat wallhack hax aim aimbot skill online russia mix cheaters

www.pushnoy.ru

Forward, die facing the enemy or die as traitor to the motherland

liveinrussawuerdelos

russia,germany,WWII,World, War,2,Red,Army,Red Army,Stalin,Lenin,Marx,Engels

Full Glukoza song

einszweidreischikix2schweine

glukoza,nazi,pig,secret,secret nazi,hitler,SS,SA,germany,russia,Antifa,WWII,Soviet, Sovietunion,

Glukoza - Schweine

K, I suddenly ran out of Insuline and I decided to make a psycho site K LOL? VOET FYV ROFL ZOMG!!!

NEDMinvadesrussia

NEDM,Moskau,Craptmnd,I_am_a_N*gg*r_Who_Likes_Getting_Downvoted_Kthx_bai,n*gg*,lol,internet

ADN RILY BAD NOIS!!!

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!

tvwatchesyou

Soviet, russia, TV, watch, you

Dschinghis Khan - Moskau

THIS JUST IN

breakingnewnews

germany, russia, world war, breaking f*cking news, holy sh*t world war

GAY FUEL REMIX

Hurry everyone, comment and make Russian jokes!

robotnikrussian

robotnik in russia tetris science penish lolwat

no description given.

languagebarrierfail

fail, soviet russia

ytmnd

ORLY? YA RLY. NO WAI!!!

heavyiscommie

www.youtube.com

OH PLZ.

dpxgypsy

Jewtube

This is my first site... I hope you like it.

inrussiaskateboardrideyou

in russia skateboard rides you

http://ytmndpwnsyou.ytmnd.com/

no description given.

matreshka

soviet, russia, matreshka

Soviet Anthem

Pizza hut has taken Pizza Hut and called it their own.

truthaboutpizzahut

Pizza, Hut, Pizza Hut, Russia, Moskau, Flag, Truth, Country

are you happy noa?

niggaownsyou

obama, n*gg*, russia, ussr, usa, flag, whitehouse, president, mccain, sand n*gg*, i told you once you son of a bitch im the best theres ever been

ytmnd russian anthem

Our cause is just

stbaschsfarleftistcommunistparty

basch, communist, indonesia, queen, god, leftist, russia, motherland, mother, land

http://www.homestarrunner.com/homester.html

My shifty eyes

myshiftyeyes

shifty,eyes,my,moo,lol,wtf,ryan,c00lryguy,moskau,moskou,lmao,rofl,boobs,tits,nude,naked,pussy,vagina,cool,awesome,nigga,stole,vader

RUSSIA!

Bryan Peppers gets stalked

lilblackkidmolestsbryan

soviet,russia,bryan,bryanpeppers,molest

freeaudioclips.com

My apologies for the poor sound quality; couldnt find a better one.

bushlenin

Bush, Lenin, Communist, Soviet, George, George Bush, Russia, President

In Soviet Russia, Sound originates You!