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Master Chief for President! Hail to the chief!

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Hail to the Chief

President Trump declared Friday that the Iran nuclear deal is no longer in the national security interest of the United States, but stopped short of withdrawing from the Obama-era pact. “I am announcing today that we cannot and will not make this certification,” Trump said during a speech at the White House. “We will not continue down a path whose predictable conclusion is more violence, more terror and the very real threat of Iran’s nuclear breakout," he continued. The president said that Iran has “has committed multiple violations of the agreement" and accused Tehran of "not living up to the spirit of the deal.” Trump ticked off a list of problems with the deal and laid out a new, tougher strategy to confront “the rogue regime” over a series of other “hostile actions” unrelated to its nuclear program. But Trump declined to completely abandon the 2015 agreement, which he derided as "one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into," or call on Congress to reimpose nuclear-related sanctions on Iran that would hasten its demise. The decision is a compromise forged out of heated internal discussions about what to do with the nuclear deal between Iran, the U.S. and five other world powers. It comes before a Sunday deadline when Trump would have been forced to notify Congress whether Iran was still in compliance with the deal and if it still fit the nation’s security interests. Trump has certified Iranian compliance twice before, but was reportedly livid over the prospect of doing so again. He has repeatedly condemned the agreement and declared Iran has violated its “spirit” with its non-nuclear behavior, including its support for Syrian leader Bashar Assad and militant groups Middle East as well as its ballistic-missile program. Although Trump last certified Iran’s compliance in July, he nearly did not after former chief strategist Stephen Bannon handed him an op-ed published in The Hill by former United Nations ambassador John Bolton that laid out the case that the deal wasn’t in the U.S. national security interest, according to a report in The Weekly Standard. Trump was convinced to go through with the certification then, but it was clear it would not happen again. Several top advisers — including national security adviser H.R. McMaster, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Defense Secretary James Mattis — worried a withdrawal would enflame tensions with Iran and spark a regional crisis. They scrambled to come up with an alternative path that allowed Trump to send a message to Tehran without torpedoing the pact. Trump argued, however, that the deal is untenable, saying it “will be terminated” if no agreement is reached to strengthen and change it. He said the revisions must "ensure that Iran never — and I mean never — acquires a nuclear weapon." Trump did not call on Congress to impose sanctions on Iran for its nuclear activities, something that would effectively remove the United States from the deal. Instead he asked Congress to pass new benchmarks Iran would need to meet in order to stave off nuclear-related sanctions in the future. That includes revisiting sunset provisions that allow Iran to ramp up uranium enrichment activity after 10 years.

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Jesus, the convicted pedophile from the most amazing film 'The Big Lebowski' catches a slightly decapitated Vaders eye.

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Kill Bill

Alot of people are using the fact that McCain is old against him. What does it might that he's old? Hugh Hefner is older than him. And trust me, if Hugh was running for President, you guys would vote for him.

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Ice Cube - Check Yo Self

Election 2008, a contest between stooges

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Rick Perry is one gun-totin son of a bitch! Lets git him to the white house!

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The Iranian president actually came into the U S and A to make a speech at Columbia University and the United Nations

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Nixon resigned as president on August 9, 1974 so he could keep his presidential pension and other perks

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Thanking Barack Obama for 8 years of service to the United States of America as our 44th President, and congratulating Donald Trump on becoming the 45th President.

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do you want brian peppers for president

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President Bush does not like RISK for this (Among other) reasons.

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Hooray international respect for President Bush!

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In 2008 Hitler's clone will run for president and be victorious

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THIS IS EPIC DEMOCRACY IN ACTION. ALONG WITH DIGGERY AND 4TCHAN, WE WILL WIN THE ELCECTION. EPIC DEMOCRACY FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SODA FOR PRESIDENT, DEMOCRACY IN ACTION

VOTE FOR SODA FOR PRESIDENT

Brian Peppers for President!

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Christopher Walken is running for President!

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CARY

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Housin' -- Rage Against the Machine

Odd photo of Hillary. I found it, added the text, and that's it.

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Aqua / Aquarius / Halloween

vote five or Hillary will get elected

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vote five or Hillary will get elected

PAUL

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Wesker's campaign is still going. He's got my vote, what about yours?

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Excerpt from "We Will Rock You"

keith olbermann gave pretty much the baddest *ss rant ever tonight on countdown; i present to you the entire 15-or-so minutes in a nutshell. and of course, he's speaking of bush

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may 14th 2008 countdown special report

John Cox is running for president and he needs your help!

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The Pope calls upon the last three presidents of these United States for advice in exchange for funding secret wars in Iraq. This is a deep conspiracy! Why isn't the news talking about it!?

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