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Jesus, the convicted pedophile from the most amazing film 'The Big Lebowski' catches a slightly decapitated Vaders eye.

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Kill Bill

President Trump declared Friday that the Iran nuclear deal is no longer in the national security interest of the United States, but stopped short of withdrawing from the Obama-era pact. “I am announcing today that we cannot and will not make this certification,” Trump said during a speech at the White House. “We will not continue down a path whose predictable conclusion is more violence, more terror and the very real threat of Iran’s nuclear breakout," he continued. The president said that Iran has “has committed multiple violations of the agreement" and accused Tehran of "not living up to the spirit of the deal.” Trump ticked off a list of problems with the deal and laid out a new, tougher strategy to confront “the rogue regime” over a series of other “hostile actions” unrelated to its nuclear program. But Trump declined to completely abandon the 2015 agreement, which he derided as "one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into," or call on Congress to reimpose nuclear-related sanctions on Iran that would hasten its demise. The decision is a compromise forged out of heated internal discussions about what to do with the nuclear deal between Iran, the U.S. and five other world powers. It comes before a Sunday deadline when Trump would have been forced to notify Congress whether Iran was still in compliance with the deal and if it still fit the nation’s security interests. Trump has certified Iranian compliance twice before, but was reportedly livid over the prospect of doing so again. He has repeatedly condemned the agreement and declared Iran has violated its “spirit” with its non-nuclear behavior, including its support for Syrian leader Bashar Assad and militant groups Middle East as well as its ballistic-missile program. Although Trump last certified Iran’s compliance in July, he nearly did not after former chief strategist Stephen Bannon handed him an op-ed published in The Hill by former United Nations ambassador John Bolton that laid out the case that the deal wasn’t in the U.S. national security interest, according to a report in The Weekly Standard. Trump was convinced to go through with the certification then, but it was clear it would not happen again. Several top advisers — including national security adviser H.R. McMaster, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Defense Secretary James Mattis — worried a withdrawal would enflame tensions with Iran and spark a regional crisis. They scrambled to come up with an alternative path that allowed Trump to send a message to Tehran without torpedoing the pact. Trump argued, however, that the deal is untenable, saying it “will be terminated” if no agreement is reached to strengthen and change it. He said the revisions must "ensure that Iran never — and I mean never — acquires a nuclear weapon." Trump did not call on Congress to impose sanctions on Iran for its nuclear activities, something that would effectively remove the United States from the deal. Instead he asked Congress to pass new benchmarks Iran would need to meet in order to stave off nuclear-related sanctions in the future. That includes revisiting sunset provisions that allow Iran to ramp up uranium enrichment activity after 10 years.

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Trump,Iran

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Master Chief for President! Hail to the chief!

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halo, master, chief, commander, president

Hail to the Chief

Stop reading the description! Get to the polls!

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office space, LumberghTMND, Obama, McCain, Palin, Biden, President, anal, loli, pooper

office space

The president of the UMBC campus and the guy who can't vote for himself are the same person. Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

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UMBC,Lyndon,LaRouche,Freeman,Hrabowski

Stolen from another YTMND

Barack Obama has run for the Democratic ticket for the 2008 presidency!

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Barack, Obama, Barack Obama, 2008

CHUCK FTW

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CHUCK FTW

Walker Texas Ranger theme song

Lets start the revolution! Samuel L Jackson for president, and Snakes on a Plane is his campain!

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snakes on a plane

Venture Brothers

no description given.

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underage, drinking, alcohol, Facebook,

Shop Boyz- "Party Like A Rock Star"

first off, epic domain grab for whoever wants to make a pacard for president page lol second pacard is back in 2012 and ready to kill jews

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ur mom

I thought he looked like the president in PD back when he was running for Senate, and now he's running for prez. I'm just saying watch out for the Skedar and don't mess with the Maian.

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President, Perfect, Dark, Obama, Barack, 2020

PD

President is searching for murder suspects

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Bush, Thats my bush, Dubya, Karl, Rove, girl

Thats my bush

Dr. Napoleon for president. Vote 5, get a 5 back!

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dr. napoleon, doctor, heals, president

Internetz

Scrooge McDuck for President 2008

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Scrooge McDuck for supermod

Megaman for President in 20XX

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Megaman mega man rockman rock man president 2008 Hillary Rodham Clinton bush anti-bush indecision 2008 vote voting Al Franken Condoleezza Rice Democratic Republican independent capcom Christopher walken John Kerry Joe Biden Sam Brownback Newt Gingrich

Manami, Ogeretsu, Ietel, and Yuukichan's Papa&#

My very First YTMND. I just think the audio clip is hillarious. Hope to make much better ones soon. :P

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peter grifin, family guy, president,

family guy

no description given.

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Macgyver, president, government, for, 4, life, hail, chief, commander, executive office

LOL! I don't have any good ideas today

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WRONGMUSICTMND, Ted Danson, LOL!, VOTE5

WRONG MUSIC with WRONG SPEED

*tear* never again will i doubt him

maxrules

max ebaumsworld ebaum ebaums war

starship troopers theme

LOL!

ronlol

VOTE 5

POLLLLLLLEND

I think he can do it

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cosby black president pudding pokemon chocolate bill america

sanford and son and the simpsons

If Ted Rall were President, he'd have cartoons for his cabinet, and the witty jokes would all come out right. Ted Rall 2008!!!

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Hail to the Rall, Hail to the Chief, Ted Rall, cartoonist, funny man, sometimes poignant

USAF Band - Hail to the Chief

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:K, VOTE FOR STEELY PHIL, THE MAN WITH THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE BONER!

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Steely Phil,Hey Arnold,Arnolds Grampa,Boner,President,Red,White,Blue,Vote For Steely Phil

Steely Phil

Microsoft is not ready for a black president.

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microsoft, word, black, people, DEAD, N*GG*RS

Rage Against The Machine - Bulls on Parade

Zelda the Barbarian has endorsed Del Taco's bid for president! This is a huge coup for the Taco campaign

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Del Taco, Del Taco 2008, Zelda the Barbarian, funny political jokes

Del Taco campaign ad

You only need 1 man for the win. The right kind of man. Chuck can't be the president, because he had already been so, for 240 yoears

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Heckabee Chuck norris Chucktatorship

Chuck said he will kill me if i say!

Wife of some guy who ran for president but was a loser died of cancer today.

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Elizabeth Edwards, John Edwards, Cancer, RIP

Captain Planet pollution theme

no description given.

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Walken, Presidency, 2008, Election

Do you really want a sissy for president?

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president,football,wussy,skills,John Kerry,George Bush

Karate Kid

Mister Duklaham was the 6th President of the United Monarchy of Fiji, where he ruled with a kind heart and oversaw the construction of the Great Fijian Pineapple. Mister Duklaham was known for his love of checkers.

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Mister Duklaham™

Mister Duklaham™ Theme Song