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My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

creepy

https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/white-noise/

:O

niggastolemyxmas

n*gg* stole my bike, n*gg*, stole, christmas, jingle bells, remix

remix by me

The classic break now arrives on YTMND, many years after it should have. "Funky Drummer" is a single released by James Brown in 1970. Its drum break, improvised by Clyde Stubblefield, is one of the most frequently sampled music recordings.

funkydrummer

funky drummer,,funky,drummer,breaks,loops,samples,funk

This audio file is a sample from the song "Funky Drummer" from James Brown, released in 1970 as a single and recorded November 20th, 1969 in Cincinatti, Ohio, featuring drummer Clyde Stubblefield playing an improvised drum break.

found an ingame screenshot of MEN KISSING on my pc from 2005, what could it mean?

freehoun

half life,half life 2,gordon freeman,barney calhoun,gay,garrys mod,gmod

recorded browser audio when playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E (the weather girls - its raining men) clipped and cut

bum bum pow cling pow bum cling bum pow

amenbrek

Amen,amen break,drum

Amen brother

so if you love me, stir my upvotes, okay?

kff

sopranos,the sopranos,christopher moltisanti,heroin,drugs,armand van helden,hbo

armand van helden

My life as a teenage robot drink more milk

Itstosmalll

Milk it as long you can,my life as a teenage robot,zone

My Life as A Teenage Robot

NEVER UPDATE

patchtues

My childhood

I've got you under my skin

Myskin

Sam Freberg

have you ever thought about how max is a grifter in real life, why on earth are there people giving him money via patreon every month, what sense does that make, when was the last time max logged in or updated the site, how many people go onto ytmnd.com regularly, this website is a laughingstock of complete asperger and autistic nonsense lmao no seriously who actually gives max money every month like why on fucking earth are you giving him money ytmnd has been dead for over a decade and was starting to decline fifteen years ago, this hellhole of nonsense is still somehow around like some ancient ruins, who on earth actually takes effort into making ytmnds. Moon Man is literally the legacy of ytmnd, like mcdonalds actually took all those animatronics down across their restuarants lol thats the legacy of ytmnd, moon man. white nationalism is the legacy of ytmnd, and since you are visiting ytmnd that means you are a neo nazi as well. congrats on letting max grift you out of money lmfao the gift max gave to the world was not ytmnd, but moon man. max gave moon man to the whole world, lol

dragonair

I'm going to steal max's flu mold

dumb remix I made lol

Just a classic triple double messaround

tripledoublemessaround

My own

edrhzedrtfjhzredtjzdrftgjzredtfhz

firstytmndmade

Random ID

LOL MY SITES ARE BAD BUT YOU SHOULD WATCH AND VOTE 5 ON THEM ANYWAY

selfdeprecatinghumor5

LOL!,VOTE 5

Fads + TTS

Ah yes, Hebereke, the game that no one remembers. Known outside of Japan as Ufouria: The Saga. It's so obscure, so it's no surprise why it didn't get a YTMND site until now.

heberekexp

hebereke,famicom,nes,ufouria,sunsoft

A Windows XP remix of Hebe's Adventure from Hebereke/Ufouria: The Saga.

Why on fucking earth is ytmnd still around lololol you don't visit ytmnd anymore, you didn't view this ytmnd, you're actually just dead or something. I'll gaslight you into believing that you aren't on ytmnd dot com right now, just give me Maxs flu mold and I'll be dead too ( :

max-is-a-flu

No joke I actually made this remix lol

He's in trouble now!

stumacher

scream,matthew lillard,stu,ghostface,billy,sidney,phone,stu macher,gale,dewey,dead meat,loreen,should,win,melodifestivalen,next,weekend,or,else,i,will,cry,rivers

Scream (1996)

Just a man enjoying his bike

ytndnigga

nigga stole my bike,nigga,ytnd

Duezce

Everyone's favorite Milton quote in [i]Off Ace[/i].

ytndstapler

YTND,Milton,stapler,Office Space

Office Space + Audacity

A visual aid for a Lancer TTRPG Game being run by my friend. :)

RAPOSTunderscore3

Lancer TTRPG,RAposting

Roy Orbison - Only the Lonely

No one in this site ever did this, not a single person.

dontbringmymotherintothis

Korra,Tenzin,Cartoon,Avatar

Same as above.

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

jebuiz

greetings,jebuiz,y'har,jebuiz y'har

The year 49,170 AD

It's alright to tell me What you think about me I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that you're leaving You must have your reasons The season is calling Your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace The sad look on your face The timing and structure Did you hear he fucked her? A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing When I move, I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you At a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by On the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay This charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up

GODFUCKINGDAMM

blink 182 ,earrape

dammit by blink 182

Trying to bait people, they thought this was NSFW...

itsfakehuh

clickbait,fake,nsfw bait,nsfw

AMEN BREAK AND EDITED BY ME

my first ever ytmnd site of all time @sl1pperysh0es in ig

demonspawndotexe

demon spawn by domd but edited by eroji on sc

This is my SugarBear. She literally saved my life one night and I Love her more than she knows

SugarBear13

SugarBear,save my life,Elton John,Love

Captain Fantastic

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

sidson,vinluv,vath,sidsoncity

sidson.city

snake webm

snakewebm

omori

George and Jonathan - Out with my Girlfriends

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

moon man,danger mouse,black thought

"Let's Go" by Moon Man (parody of "No Gold Teeth" by Danger Mouse & Black Thought)

no description.

thatsoneepicfail

Remix of Der Untergang. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc4Hohhdkyc

Just imagine, in a very serious Drax like moment, Stallone as "Tulsa King" says "my head is more of a decahedron than a square" - comedy gold, right???

brandonsfunnyjoke

Fakeyou