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New York Resident Pleads Guilty to Operating Secret Police Station of the Chinese Government in Lower Manhattan. Chen Jinping, 60, of New York, New York, pleaded guilty today to conspiring to act as an illegal agent of the government of the People’s Republic of China (PRC), in connection with opening and operating an undeclared overseas police station, located in lower Manhattan, for the PRC’s Ministry of Public Security (MPS). Lu Jianwang, 61, and Chen Jinping, 59, face charges of conspiring to act as agents of China’s government without informing US authorities and obstruction of justice. They were released on bond following an initial appearance in Brooklyn federal court. Chen Jinping and Lu Jianwang sit with attorney Susan Kellan after the two New York residents were arrested for allegedly operating a Chinese “secret police station” in Manhattan’s Chinatown, part of a crackdown on Beijing’s alleged targeting of US-based dissidents, during a hearing at a Brooklyn courthouse in New York, US, April 17, 2023 in this courtroom sketch.

ChenJinping

Skanda,Chen Jinping,Jinping,Chen,Guilty,Secret Police Station,Operating Secret Police Station,Police Station,Secret,Police,Station,Chinese Government,Govt,Govt.,Government,Chinese,China,PRC,People’s Republic of China,Republic of China,Republic,MPS,PRC’s Ministry of Public Security,Ministry of Public Security,Public Security,Security,Lu Jianwang,Jianwang,Lu,Spy

https://www.ft.com/content/083e32a0-1dee-449b-9fc0-f76f2f4de036

https://cambodianess.com/article/china-warns-us-against-trade-deal-with-taiwan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn7KDQQXAbk

>You WILL not post extreme racism >You WILL not post hardcore pornography >You WILL not post anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) >You WILL not post pictures of your friends or enemies >You WILL not post someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) >You WILL not post inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. >You WILL not post any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. >You WILL not post blatant copyright infringement >You WILL not post complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show >You WILL not post anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) >You WILL not post finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs

MaxJak

max,soyjak,terms of service

Made it.

Google.

Scribble sounds.

A burning cat

Fucknedtburn

Nedm,Funny,Illegal

Ogrish

Same as foreground ogrish

The new rick rolld (wtfradio1000)

It sounds like an actual person, but it's recordings of "that guy" (Richard Whats-his-face?) being run randomly because Billy Crowell will not come on the frequency illegally. Or it might be Billy playing with soundboards. March 4, 2021, 10:30 to 10:35pm. KFS WebSDR

soundboardnonsenseon3840

3840,William Crowell,soundboards,dead air

"The Mother Hubbards" Blogspot blog from 2014. Screenshot of their libelous content.

KFS WebSDR off air.

When i see the Most Cringiest and the most Ferocious and Bad YTMND Sequel To Knuckles Makes A Meme

knucklesmakesyourmemeillegal

Knuckles,Sonic,YTMND,Illegal

Another Gif I got

Sonic Boom

partyy mouse robs a kfc

kfcmouse

partyy mouse rob kfc eat

partyy mouse robs a kfc

Artist-illegal

Bernie Sanders was controlled opposition and doesn't care about Americans. He's a supporter of the illegal Iraq war and Bush policy, he is funded by George Soros, he is 100% behind Hillary despite running against her because she is a monster but apparently he isn't, he votes yes for war and bailouts and no for American sovereignty and due process. YOU'VE BEEN HAD!

chump

al pacino,devil's advocate,chump,delusional,deluded,delude,bernie sanders,controlled opposition

unknown

FBI is destroying the internet

only guns for the tyrants

Will Trump become president???

trumpdon

Trump,president,illegal,aliens,mexicans,2016,election

vote for

donald trump

Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job. After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga. Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him. When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded. Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.

reservoirs

VOTE 5

Reservoir Gay Niggaz, Aight?

By Chadton BALLINtino

HEY ITS A FULL HOUSE fun fact the color around the pic w/ the house full of illegals, came from somewhere in the middle of that poofy headed one's head sitting in the middle there.

perfectstrangers2016

mexicans,immigrants,illegals,perfect strangers,balki

the internets

the music in my head was on still

Euphoric green powder, (incense) not for human consumption. Illegal in over 20 countries. Research purposes only, according to SWIM, tbh fam smh i can't even

kratomworld

kratom,ketum,high,drugs,drug,legal,powder,euphoria,euphoric,green,tribute,first,indonesia,malaysia,thailand,thai,malay,indo

no foreground pic m8

google images

Audiomachine - Ice of Pheonix

In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City. On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy. Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief. The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo. On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs. Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.

autobot

LOL!,VOTE 5

Nick Daddy hunts down the BALLINbots in Tampa. 50 Cent fails to awaken the PSTriple's powers and is dismembered by the Super Smash Brothers. Nick Daddy, no longer willing to serve the Wii, steals dat Triple, intending to make the Wii his slave. The remaining BALLINbots are harassed by hostile Mexican niggaz until Anthony Perez's party arrives and befriends them. The Mexican niggaz repair the Dreamcast and provide a Caddy to help the BALLINbots' fight against the Wii. Nick Daddy attempts to subjugate The Wii using the PSTriple but is unable to unleash its power. The Wii transforms into a planet-sized dildo, and attacks H-Town. Nick Daddy opens fire on the Wii, but The Wii swallows him. Nintendo attempts to counter The Wii's attack, to no avail.

When the BALLINbots arrive Anthony crashes their Caddy through one of The Wii's controllers and they find themselves separated within its ass. The Mexican Niggaz fight back against The Wii, but The Wii crushes their Caddy. Inside The Wii, Anthony confronts Nick Daddy while the lil fat bitch and the other BALLINbots rescue the survivors of The Wii's assault on H-Town's moons. The BALLINbots and Nintendo work together to fight The Wii. Nick Daddy tries to assist Anthony, knowing that The Wii is a greater threat, only for The Wii to force Nick Daddy to run up on a nigga. Anthony recovers the PSTriple and unleashes its power, transforming him into A BALLIN' True Nigga. Anthony throws Nick Daddy into space, then unleashes the Triple's true power, obliterating The Wii. Anthony leads the BALLINbots out of The Wii before it explodes. The BALLINbots reclaim H-Town. The Wii's deal-dough orbits H-Town as a new satellite.

Transcript of Chad Daddy's e-mails to Mario and his Illegal Mexican Niggaz

e-mail

LOL!,VOTE 5

2 minutes of editing

4 hours of editing

Cracko addiction would lead the US government to make Crackos illegal, but it failed to stop the crimes associated with Cracko dealing and usage.

corncrackos

Corn Crackos,Post Cereal,talking birds,ads

Krakow, Poland

Cracko corn, I don't care

VOTE 5!

illegalcherry

Nirvana,Cherry Flavored,illegal

The Courtney Crunch

Nirvana-Pennyroyal Tea and illegal,ytmnd.com

A young man enters the Kingdom of the Lord too soon.

thishasgoneonforfartoolong

illegal drugs,weed,despair

A LosNegrosBonitos original.

John Tavener - Funeral Canticle

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

High iso camera snap

Mister softee

Yams yams yams yams Yams yams yams yams

worldofpiss

yams,JOE DON BAKER

The Bank of England governor Mark Carney says "UH BEH DUH, DUH BUH DUH BUH DUH, MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH, MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH BUH DUUUH"

The continuing wet weather leads some papers to kill and kill and kill

music video time look blind or deaf or dumb. pffffffff

movievideonin

nine inch nails,sin,music video,music video time,trent reznor,nin

pics

didnt this shit used to be illegal? well, as long as noone sees.

partyy muse rapes miinie mosue against her will

rapemousedisney

partyy mouse minnie mouse disney funky

partyy want sex from minnie mouse

partyy mouse time

artist-illegal song-back in the day

Heard this was legit. Sure enough it is. It's a sad day for America and indeed, the world.

whywouldyoudothistome

illegal,sick,horrible,hillarious,god,no,star,wars,return,jedi

IMDB.com

The Office

My favorite scene in the 1994 family film, Trading Mom, where Sissy Spacek grounds her kids for doing illegal things.

tradingmom

Trading Mom,Sissy Spacek

Trading Mom

Trading Mom

Trading Mom

partyy mouse hstaes cops cause they keep trying to mess with her illegal drug dealing activity

coppiss

partyy mouse fun gangsta pimp cop thug

partyy mouse hates the cops

artist-lenchmob song-you and your heroes

THE ULTIMATE FAGGOT PSA INSULT!

angryhomokid

LOL!,VOTE 5

(See description)

(See description)

LOL! KHANTMND: Vote 5 or else you'll get arrested by the KHAAAAAAN Police!

polity

Dog,Police,Nobody,Knows,Who,You,Are,Khan,KHANTMND,Best fad ever it would be illegal not to love it which is why the Khan Police exist to arrest people who don't love it because it's illegal not to,LOL!,VOTE 5

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN Police

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN Song

extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with)

complete-lack-of-creativity

asdf,asdfasdfasdf

asdf

asdf

adsf

On today's episode of Win, Lose or Drone!, U.S. Government drones invade Manhattan, New York! Will aviators be able to avoid these tiny terrors or will this pave the way for a whole new era of illegal government surveillance in the United States of America? Tune in for the answer to this question, Thursday on WIN, LOSE OR DRONE!

winloseordrone365

no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,win lose or drone,manhattan,new york,drone,drones,new world order,nwo

No Agenda Podcast Episode 365 http://nashownotes.com/2011/12/na36520111215

No Agenda Podcast Episode 365 http://nashownotes.com/2011/12/na36520111215

Moon Man is awesome

moonmanisawesome

moon, man, is, awesome

moon man

moon man

moon man

This took 2 hours to make, so enjoy!

illegalsinmyyard

Moon, Man, Illegals, In, My, Yard, Felizm Navidad

Moon Man

Moon Man

Obama is an illegal alien from Kenya

illegalobama

obama illegal alien kenya

Found the gif online

First song off Veil of Maya's album, all things set aside.