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Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

Doomguy goes for a walk

doomguy

Doom,Carpenter Brut

"What the monsters of Doom actually saw" - Styke - Tumblr

Carpenter Brut - Disco Zombi Italia

its a dinosaur

holyfuckdinosaur

dinosaur,barney,dino,park,movie,pussy,girl,hair,hairy,monster,holy f*ck,omg,omfg,

image

ytmnd

hes a monster

imamonster

monster, tv, arrested, development, arrested development

Arrested Development

Arrested Development season 2 trailer

no description given.

cookiecumber

Kanon, cookie, Cookie Monster,

ICL

Kanon gif - Intertron

Cookie Monster - also Intertron

Mantor takes innocent victim and runs wild threw the city! RUNNNNNN!

Mantor

tori,zachass,mantor,mantori,monsters,ARRGHGHGHHGGRRHRHH

me

chewbacca

what is it?

tribismonster

monster,llama,what,haha

no description given.

onislaveraveslikedeathonapowertrip

magic the gathering, rave, monster, demon, NEDM, PTKFGS

internet

ytmnd

Nazi monsters in d2!

lold2monster

Nazi, d2, diablo, god, lol, internet, blizzard

My friend matt

Cookie monster on drugs

nocookiemonster

cookies monster, drugs, cookies

Sesame street

curstis mayfield- pusher man

Random Idea I had while listening to the song.

nessieftw

Loch, Ness, Monster, Dinosaur, Nessie, Nessy, FTW

Surgeon's Photo

"Dinosaur" by Hank Williams Jr.

no description given.

fsmcontrolsjesus

Who Really Controls Jesus, who really controls, who controls jesus, controls jesus, really controls jesus, fsm, flying spaghetti monster, spaghetti, monster, flying monster

www.jesusisaliberal.org, www.venganza.org

Pete Wain - Sitar Drone

Once upon a time there was an ugly man. He lived in the Jungle. He was half man half monster. He ate green gorillas. When he was 3 he was very nice. Then when he was 12 he turned into a monster! His name is the purple graveyard monster. His planet w

limitedtoa-z0-9and-

Once upon a time there was an ugly man. He lived in the Jungle. He was half man half monster. He ate green gorillas. When he was 3 he was very nice. Then when he was 12 he turned into a monster! His name is the purple graveyard monster. His planet w

EVIL satan

PIANO

It's so cute. It thinks it's people!

cuppycakedoomdrops

silent hill, worm, monster, horror, cuppycake, gumdrop, catbread

Silent Hill 3; gif by Pimp Productions

Cuppycake Gumdrops

OMG!!! MEGA OLD MONSTER BATTLE!!!!

monsterbattlepast

1920,monster,battle,

The Nazis got a lot of practice. The Jews are n00bs

jewishmonsterkill

Nazi, Dead, Jew, Owned, Monster, Kill

no description given.

youguysarenazis

cookie monster, family guy, nazi

family guy

mike jones

fuzzy

fuzzy-wuzzy-monster-massive

I found this on a myspace acount sponsored by godemperor23. I am speechless.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile

me

Rare has made kameo, now it has unleashed it's evil side.

RareMonster

Rare, Monster, Kameo

me

ualuealuealeuale

ualuealuealeuale

cmualuealuealeuale

ualuealuealeuale, Cookie Monster, Sesame Street, batman

f*cking stupid

mongoloidend

retards, world trade center, the begginging of the end

me

monsters

Seisureriffic.

ohshi2theunofficialsequaltoohshi

anime, nurse, oh shi, cthulhu, mythos, horror, stalker, monster, silent hill

Iichan, don't know the anime

Silent Hill

no description given.

wishymonster

Wishy, Wishbringer, Cookie, Underlight

watch this professional race car driver peel out!!!!

loltoilet

lol, toilet, monster, monster truck, lol toilet, truck, toilet truck, old man, old, man, man toilet, old toilet

Google

Initial D - Running in the Nineties

XD just enjoy..

eatoutoften

Eat out cookie monster sesame street funny

sesame's street

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oreorunaway

dew, oreo, nabisco, cookie, monster, sesame street, run, run away

nabisco, sesame street, some editing

Run Away - Real McCoy

Gotta love site title sarcasm.

scarymonster

Scary Monster, Monster, MSpaint

My computer-illiterate brother

Simpsons

no description given.

fromon

Camera

Gnarls Barkley - St. Elsewhere

Elmo and Cookie Monster. Alone.

elmovscookie

Elmo, Cookie, Monster, Puppets, ass

video clip from home

that girlfriend wanting kid