?j-101 crucifiction day |
Emori |
(2.60) |
21,162 |
2006-02-03 |
description:
jesus, terminator
domain:
j101
keywords:
jesus, terminator
fg image origin:
made
sound origin:
T-2 soundtrack
|
?The Terminator stares into your soul... (better music... |
Quikraptor |
(2.60) |
1,799 |
2006-01-27 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
terminatorsoulstare
keywords:
terminator, soul, stare
fg image origin:
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/movie-terminator.shtml
sound origin:
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?Arnie sees He-Man and Teela (and is shocked) |
sweathat |
(2.60) |
1,957 |
2006-07-08 |
description:
Arnie sees He-Man
domain:
arnoldandheman
keywords:
Arnie, Arnold, Terminator, Conan, conan the Barbarian, barbarian, He-Man, Teela, He-Man sees
fg image origin:
Original He-Man YTMND + Conan the Barbarian = crap!
sound origin:
Conan the Barbarian
|
?Cyndre is watching you |
wattage |
(2.60) |
2,252 |
2006-10-15 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
cyndre
keywords:
cyndre, psychic-doom, psychic doom, stalker, peppers
fg image origin:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Cyndre
sound origin:
Terminator Theme
|
?Arnold's Crusade |
Kuji |
(2.60) |
1,002 |
2008-10-14 |
description:
crappy photoshop crap
domain:
arnoldcrusade
keywords:
Terminator T1000 Arnold Schwarzenegger Robert Patrick Crusade T1 T2
fg image origin:
Terminators
sound origin:
Immediate Music - Crusade
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?DAFT FURLONG |
truck |
(2.60) |
1,060 |
2010-03-15 |
description:
Daft Punk loves Edward Furlong
domain:
daftfurlong
keywords:
Daft Punk, Terminator
fg image origin:
Getty Images
sound origin:
Jive Records
|
?Back to the Start (dew u know wat sean said??) |
Booked |
(2.60) |
1,925 |
2010-04-03 |
description:
I was in YTMND forums and looked up Finding Forrester to crop and paste a YTMND to celebrate it's historical PAST!~ Happy Belated Birthday YTMND!
domain:
Back2tehstar
keywords:
History, You're The Man, Sean, Connary, YTMND, Forrester, FInding, B-day, Birthday, 6 years, W00t, Britney, chains, SOAD, GTFO, naruto?, scandal, obstruction, Todd, Echo, cone, Cynical, cyclical, structural, friction, sensor, terminate, typewriter(can be typed in the first row of your keyboard)
fg image origin:
Finding Forrester Movie Trail-or
bg image origin:
ORIG Ytmnd site
sound origin:
MY OWN CRAPY EDITING!
|
?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,810 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
|
?Tech Noir |
Detour |
(2.62) |
5,209 |
2005-12-01 |
description:
Arnold when he was cool; now he's just a political tool.
domain:
technoir
keywords:
terminator, arnold, fart, gas, killer, t2, t3, spinnaz, lol, internet, cyborg, robot, los angeles, california, oc, beach, nuclear, tech noir, bar, gay, disco, lights, fashion glass, albert, nazi, secret
fg image origin:
custom
sound origin:
http://tinyurl.com/88pgs
|
?NEDM Judgment |
vantblood |
(2.63) |
1,118 |
2006-07-30 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
daynedm
keywords:
NEDM,terminator,cats,black,badass,bad ,ass,
sound origin:
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?(nsfw) d) FUCK YOU ASS-HOLE terminator |
fascistpony |
(2.63) |
4,125 |
2004-06-15 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
fuasshole
sound origin:
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?Charity for Terrorists |
anti-you |
(2.64) |
1,035 |
2006-07-10 |
description:
Know the truth.
domain:
petarrorists
keywords:
peta, terrorism, ALF
fg image origin:
Animal_Crackers, PETA, MS Paint
sound origin:
Terminator 2, Rise Against (for irony)
|
?Terminator Arrival |
Detour |
(2.64) |
2,777 |
2005-11-30 |
description:
I hope this is funny.
domain:
t1
keywords:
terminator, arnold, fart, gas, killer, t2, t3, spinnaz, lol, internet, cyborg, robot, los angeles, california, oc, beach, nuclear, nazi, secret
fg image origin:
custom gif
sound origin:
dvd rip
|
?the terminator - vader is noooo match for him, potte... |
BigDaddyMars |
(2.65) |
4,676 |
2005-07-18 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
temrinator
sound origin:
|
|
?Snape Terminates Dumbledore! |
Tuck |
(2.67) |
1,401 |
2005-08-27 |
description:
Snape Terminates Dumbledore!
domain:
Snapeinator
keywords:
Snape, Terminator, Dumbledore, Snapeinator
fg image origin:
Terminator / Harry Potter
sound origin:
Terminator
|
?Terminator Stole My Bike |
Ocelot626 |
(2.67) |
1,618 |
2005-11-13 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
terminatorstolemybike
keywords:
terminator arnold schwarzenegger judgment day nigga stole bike
fg image origin:
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
sound origin:
Punch-Out
|
?Hercules Muses Yell while they Sing |
Omochaosucks |
(2.67) |
3,036 |
2006-02-20 |
description:
Hercules DVD, idea came from terminal boredom.
domain:
hercmuse
keywords:
Hercules, Muse, Disney, Internet, Hilarious Keywords, Yell
fg image origin:
Hercules (1997) DVD
sound origin:
Disney's Hercules
|
?Oh shit, run, run, RRRUUNNN! |
elman |
(2.67) |
2,370 |
2006-03-07 |
description:
Stay out of the goddamn forest, kids.
domain:
runkodama
keywords:
kodama, mononoke, princess, princess mononoke, run, chopper, choppah, choppa, arnold, terminator, predator
fg image origin:
Princess Mononoke
sound origin:
Predator
|
?In the year 2007... |
rhinovirus |
(2.67) |
1,533 |
2006-07-28 |
description:
A grim view on the future indeed.
domain:
terminatenedm
keywords:
NEDM, Chapstick, The Terminator
fg image origin:
Internets
sound origin:
Coburn - We Interupt this Program
|
?T-800 stares into your soul |
jaydawg7 |
(2.67) |
1,693 |
2006-11-25 |
description:
T-800 stares into your soul....from the future!
domain:
terminatorstares
keywords:
T-800, Terminator, T3, stares into your soul
fg image origin:
duh
sound origin:
Beethoven-Moonlight sonata
|
?Ultimate Level 70 WoW Character |
redsquirrel2k3 |
(2.67) |
1,490 |
2007-04-01 |
description:
I would imagine this would be the ultimate Level 70 WoW Character...
domain:
wowterminator
keywords:
WoW, Terminator, Arnold
fg image origin:
WoW Login Screen, Cardboard Cutout of Arnie
sound origin:
From Terminator 2 Soundtrack
|
?Reese can't be terminated |
Bodster |
(2.67) |
2,007 |
2007-08-15 |
description:
Kyle Reese from The Terminator simply cannot escape the Flying Hunter Killer.
domain:
reesecantbeterminated
keywords:
Kyle, Reece, Terminator, Hunter, Killer, HK, battle, forever
fg image origin:
The Terminator
sound origin:
* Rammstein - Feuer Frei
|
?Proof aliens don't exist |
metalgearpenguin |
(2.67) |
1,096 |
2007-09-24 |
description:
kinda shot myself in the foot there
domain:
omgmeninblackripoff
keywords:
aliens, cats, orly
fg image origin:
my pics
sound origin:
terminator
|
??WHAT? |
EmoKiller |
(2.67) |
1,231 |
2007-10-16 |
description:
TERMINATOR 2, WHAT DAY?
domain:
MILESWHATDYSON
keywords:
MILES DYSON, WHAT, HOLY SH*T, CYBERDYNE
fg image origin:
Terminator 2
sound origin:
Futurama
|
?Milton Ends Lumbergh |
DarthWang |
(2.67) |
1,363 |
2009-01-10 |
description:
An Office Space/Stapler site, played straight, with 40% more careful editing compared to my average and correct citations
domain:
staplegun
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Terminator 2 + Batman + Office Space
sound origin:
Rammstein + Office Space
|
?Why? |
dunklek |
(2.67) |
228 |
2009-02-24 |
description:
A machine built to ponder
domain:
TerminatorAsksWhy
keywords:
Terminator John Connor Why Arnold Judgment Day Schwarzenegger
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Youtube
|
?My Definition Of A Boombastic Jazz Style |
Radish |
(2.67) |
1,062 |
2009-11-23 |
description:
When the planes arrive at the terminal building...are they sniffing the building?
domain:
wankshit
keywords:
I'm going to hang up now sir, please don't call back here, JOE DON BAKER
fg image origin:
do you really give a fuck
sound origin:
if you don't know, FUCK YOU
|
?You could have prevented this |
Pvic |
(2.67) |
3,292 |
2014-03-16 |
description:
Doom Paul
domain:
Youcouldhavepreventedthis
keywords:
Doom,Ron Paul,Doom Paul,Republican,Democracy
fg image origin:
Terminator 2 Judgement Day - Sarah Conner's Dream, Ron Paul
sound origin:
The Dream is Collapsing by Hans Zimmer used in Inception
|
?Stinkoman 20X6 vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger |
maywalker1029 |
(2.67) |
9,415 |
2006-01-16 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
stinkomanvsarnold
keywords:
stinkoman, 20x6, terminator, arnold, homestar runner, homestar, schwarzenegger
sound origin:
|
?Tookie Terminated |
pkpthrillho |
(2.68) |
3,303 |
2005-12-12 |
description:
Tookie Gets Terminated
domain:
tookieterminated
keywords:
Tookie, Terminated, Death Row, Terminator, Hasta La Vista, Asta La Vista, Schwarzenegger, Clemency, Clemancy
sound origin:
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