| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
467 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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| ?Shut up |
Wreckt |
(2.40) |
464 |
2010-07-20 |
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description:
Ro says shut up!
domain:
roshutup
fg image origin:
ropic
sound origin:
rocording
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| ?Shut up |
n00bzilla |
(2.00) |
463 |
2006-02-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
shutupeddy
sound origin:
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| ?ytmnd V. |
Dyslexia |
(3.67) |
459 |
2008-02-03 |
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description:
shut up and ytmnd everyone.
domain:
scrotums
fg image origin:
howard the duck shawshank.
sound origin:
howard the duck shawshank.
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| ?(nsfw) trolled (epic fart shuts up wife) |
mtndew3000 |
(1.00) |
445 |
2021-06-28 |
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description:
cum2
domain:
cum2
keywords:
cum 2
fg image origin:
suck
bg image origin:
my
sound origin:
cock
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| ?Adam Says Ock Shut-Up |
mrcrocker |
(1.67) |
435 |
2007-12-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
AdamHyde
fg image origin:
personal photo
sound origin:
personal recording
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| ?Chiefer Sutherland |
frostywookie |
(1.71) |
431 |
2010-02-04 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
ChieferSutherland
fg image origin:
facebook
sound origin:
MSI- Shut Me Up
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| ?YOU NEED TO SHUT UP |
wowoweveryone |
(3.33) |
422 |
2020-04-18 |
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description:
funny
domain:
youneedtoshutup
fg image origin:
This is from a video where a man sas shut the f***k up
sound origin:
Same as Foreground
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| ?Shut Up, Tony |
floydbauer |
(1.80) |
420 |
2004-07-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
shutuptony
sound origin:
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| ?"What's the matter with you, Carl... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.25) |
414 |
2007-08-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
shutupandsetthetable
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
uncited
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| ?BAL |
JAAMMMEES |
(1.67) |
409 |
2007-10-15 |
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description:
bal
domain:
balbalbalbalbal
keywords:
bal BAL 1337 smell large
fg image origin:
Bal
sound origin:
Shut up
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| ?Rachel Party! |
jwitko |
(1.00) |
398 |
2013-11-23 |
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description:
The perfect essence of a rachel party
domain:
rachelparty
fg image origin:
shut up
sound origin:
fuck this
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| ?Fuckin.. Bambi |
reneemay |
(1.00) |
397 |
2012-04-10 |
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description:
bambi... shut the hell up.
domain:
shutthehellupbambi
fg image origin:
it's mine.. of me and my cat
sound origin:
it's meow mix. it's from the meow mix advert.
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| ?Shut up |
DarksidexXx |
(1.00) |
379 |
2011-12-17 |
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description:
LOLZ IdK
domain:
Darksid
fg image origin:
12
sound origin:
nine
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| ?Shut Up (and Sleep With Me) |
Repampanos |
(1.00) |
363 |
2014-08-10 |
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description:
Peñiscola nights are the best!
domain:
shutuppeniscola
fg image origin:
Original art
sound origin:
Legally allowable sound clip (shorter than 10 secs)
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| ?Shut up you big faggot face |
Jonwayne |
(2.00) |
359 |
2011-12-06 |
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description:
I'm with Leah now.
domain:
shutupyoubigfaggotface
fg image origin:
YouTube.com
bg image origin:
YouTube.com
sound origin:
YouTube.com
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| ?O Shut Up! |
cropley |
(1.00) |
353 |
2006-11-16 |
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description:
wtf
domain:
militarystfu
keywords:
O Shut Up!
sound origin:
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| ?clickcarwingame///HOWTHEHELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... |
HardvardMilkDuds |
(2.00) |
353 |
2021-12-27 |
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description:
the best racing game ever!!
"it doesnt work what is wrong with you" - satanhimself667
"do i win" - forumboy49
"please SHUT UP" - GameStop
domain:
racingcart
fg image origin:
google image
bg image origin:
my image!!!!!!!
sound origin:
youtueb sounds
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| ?Shut up! |
WhitemageMako |
(1.00) |
334 |
2005-12-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
makosezshutuuuuuuup
sound origin:
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| ?GINNY MASHES YOUR SOUL |
kalaz |
(1.00) |
320 |
2015-01-19 |
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description:
OBEY THE GINGER
domain:
weasleyhypnosis
keywords:
ginger
fg image origin:
gifmania.com
sound origin:
shut up.
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| ?ummmm? |
hwirth |
(1.00) |
313 |
2009-08-28 |
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description:
LOL
domain:
RAAAAAAAWAWAWR
keywords:
SHUT UP LUIGI
fg image origin:
Super Smash Bros Brawl
sound origin:
AlbinoBlackSheep.com
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| ?Adam Says Ock Shut-Up |
mrcrocker |
(1.00) |
296 |
2007-12-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
AdamHyde2
fg image origin:
personal photo
sound origin:
personal recording
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| ?Shut up Kevin |
qvazzler |
(1.00) |
293 |
2015-03-16 |
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description:
Kevin
domain:
kkevin
fg image origin:
Space
sound origin:
Space
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| ?ShutYourAssUp |
angelita166 |
(1.75) |
282 |
2006-05-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
ShutYourAssUp
keywords:
shut your goddamn ass up
fg image origin:
Dead Alive (1993)
sound origin:
http://www.collegehumor.com/tags/hall+of+fame/1685099/
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| ?One word: SHUT UP |
Nickelodeon |
(4.00) |
214 |
2024-06-18 |
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description:
.
domain:
percyfemur
fg image origin:
Doug
sound origin:
Doug
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| ?Mind Manifesting Self Dribling Basketball Elves |
joemamma69420 |
(1.50) |
137 |
2024-05-16 |
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description:
idk man I have aids and my poop hole got superglued shut and I cant take a dump anymore. that shit is boiling up inside of my ass and I can feel my sphincter about to tear open. 3/10 do not recommend.
domain:
mmsdbe
fg image origin:
oh yeah mr sex
sound origin:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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