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characters from Half Life dancing

dancescene

Half-Life

half life

blue monday

President Trump declared Friday that the Iran nuclear deal is no longer in the national security interest of the United States, but stopped short of withdrawing from the Obama-era pact. “I am announcing today that we cannot and will not make this certification,” Trump said during a speech at the White House. “We will not continue down a path whose predictable conclusion is more violence, more terror and the very real threat of Iran’s nuclear breakout," he continued. The president said that Iran has “has committed multiple violations of the agreement" and accused Tehran of "not living up to the spirit of the deal.” Trump ticked off a list of problems with the deal and laid out a new, tougher strategy to confront “the rogue regime” over a series of other “hostile actions” unrelated to its nuclear program. But Trump declined to completely abandon the 2015 agreement, which he derided as "one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into," or call on Congress to reimpose nuclear-related sanctions on Iran that would hasten its demise. The decision is a compromise forged out of heated internal discussions about what to do with the nuclear deal between Iran, the U.S. and five other world powers. It comes before a Sunday deadline when Trump would have been forced to notify Congress whether Iran was still in compliance with the deal and if it still fit the nation’s security interests. Trump has certified Iranian compliance twice before, but was reportedly livid over the prospect of doing so again. He has repeatedly condemned the agreement and declared Iran has violated its “spirit” with its non-nuclear behavior, including its support for Syrian leader Bashar Assad and militant groups Middle East as well as its ballistic-missile program. Although Trump last certified Iran’s compliance in July, he nearly did not after former chief strategist Stephen Bannon handed him an op-ed published in The Hill by former United Nations ambassador John Bolton that laid out the case that the deal wasn’t in the U.S. national security interest, according to a report in The Weekly Standard. Trump was convinced to go through with the certification then, but it was clear it would not happen again. Several top advisers — including national security adviser H.R. McMaster, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Defense Secretary James Mattis — worried a withdrawal would enflame tensions with Iran and spark a regional crisis. They scrambled to come up with an alternative path that allowed Trump to send a message to Tehran without torpedoing the pact. Trump argued, however, that the deal is untenable, saying it “will be terminated” if no agreement is reached to strengthen and change it. He said the revisions must "ensure that Iran never — and I mean never — acquires a nuclear weapon." Trump did not call on Congress to impose sanctions on Iran for its nuclear activities, something that would effectively remove the United States from the deal. Instead he asked Congress to pass new benchmarks Iran would need to meet in order to stave off nuclear-related sanctions in the future. That includes revisiting sunset provisions that allow Iran to ramp up uranium enrichment activity after 10 years.

trumpmakesmove

Trump,Iran

Trump

speech

amy hall the scientist from kim possible wants to be fucked

amyhallfucked

amy hall disney kim possible fat scientist

amy hall is a sexy girl

artist-blue magic song-sideshow

Morpheus says to be real!

bereal

Matrix

The Matrix

be real

If this was a real show I'd watch it

randomidea

Scientology,Xenu,Power Rangers,Tom Cruise,Greta Van Susteren,Will Smith,Kirstie Alley,John Travolta,LOL!,VOTE 5

Power Rangers + Google Images

Power Rangers + South Park + DZK + boomaga + L. Ron Hubbard audio recording + LOL!

.Real talk

DearCurrentYTMNDuser

max,goldberg,ytmnd,mad season,wake up

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Real Rocco Fartz™ from his BotteHole™

realroccofartz

Real Rocco Fartz™

Real Rocco Fartz™

Real Rocco Fartz™

CNN reports the news as they see it, it's more real than what we see in Fargo or Big Daddy. Donald Trump's presidency sure is a topic to debate religion on since the Pope thinks that Trump isn't Christian

refusestodebate

CNN,Fargo,Pope,Christianity,Donald Trump

Jerry Falwell Jr. on CNN

Big Daddy

Fargo

partyy mouse eats all of your cheese

Partyycheese

partyy mouse cheese eat hungry

partyy mouse eats all of your cheese in your house

artist- the real half pint

an old JohnnyLurg site from 2015, reposted. I remember back when I used to talk about Leonard Cohen's famous Suzanne song almost every time I logged into YTMND, and then other Leonard Cohen sites made by my buddy popped up too.

cohn

Leonard Cohen,VLC,Media,Player,Cone,Coneheads,Famous Blue Raincoat

Leonard Cohen + VLC Media Player cone

Red Hot Chili Peppers + Coneheads OST + Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat

a real rap genius

rapgod

Swagchat

Audacity

This Murdoc guy has nothing on William Murdoch!

murdochmysteries1885

macgyver, murdoc,murdoch,cbc,csi,detective,william murdoch,murdoch mysteries,canada,canadian,bicycle

Some Murdoch Mysteries photo they all look strange

Murdoch Mysteries

Osaka's real name is Ayumu Kasuga.

ayumukasuga

azumanga,azumanga daioh,osaka,new license

Superbad + Azumanga

Superbad + Azumanga

When the jaywalking gets too real.

CharlottesvilleMove

Just a Saturday Stroll in Cville.

Urban Melodies.

LGRFoodz™ №1 - FunnyLunch™ - LGR makes a true Klassic™. It's a real Farter™.

LGRFoodzno1FunnyLunch

LGRFoodz™ №1 - FunnyLunch™

LGRFoodz™ №1 - FunnyLunch™

LGRFoodz™ №1 - FunnyLunch™

[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning... What happen? Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal. What? Main screen turn on... Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase All the right bomb in the wave of destruction I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop We know that shit ain't real Someone set us up the bomb If you got move Zig just raise 'em up 'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, you have no chance to survive make your time You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along What you say? Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base I'm bringin' destruction back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat, But I'm here to tell ya You have no chance to survive make your time Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction She says, move Zig move Zig You know what you doing take off every Zig You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, What you say? So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along It's you! How are you gentlemen? Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA! Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base [/code]

aaybr

meghan trainor,all about your base,remix,all your base,all your base are belong to us,move zig,set us up the bomb

nonsense

easychair + edit

dat base

Spongebob's "real" best day ever!

SpongeBestDayEver

Spongebob,Best Day Ever,Wromy

Youtube, YTP, Nickolodeon.

Spongebob Movie,

Sounds exactly like his YTMND comments, doesn't it?

chemtrailcaught

desertranger,desertrancer,chemtrails,alex jones,ldrancer

https://youtu.be/WU7U8o3jW5I

https://youtu.be/WU7U8o3jW5I

https://youtu.be/WU7U8o3jW5I

The young man stepped into the hall of mirrors Where he discovered a reflection of himself Even the greatest stars discover themselves in the lookingglass Even the greatest stars discover themselves in the lookingglass Sometimes he saw his real face And sometimes a stranger at his place Even the greatest stars find their face in the looking glass Even the greatest stars find their face in the looking glass He fell in love with the image of himself and suddenly the picture was distorted Even the greatest stars dislike themselves in the looking glass Even the greatest stars dislike themselves in the looking glass He made up the person he wanted to be And changed into a new personality Even the greatest stars change themselves in the looking glass Even the greatest stars change themselves in the looking glass The artist is living in the mirror With the echoes of himself Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass Even the greatest stars fix their face in the looking glass Even the greatest stars fix their face in the looking glass Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass

hallofmirrors

same hyde, kraftwerk,mde,milliondollarextreme

school shooter

school shooter

kraftwerk

Joshua Ballard MySpace suicide stopped!!

prevented

Real alternate history

http://www.lu.lv/fileadmin/_migrated/media/Yellow-Bright-Sun-2560x1600-wide-wallpapers.net_01.jpg

Cyua - Gundam Unicorn OST 4 - A LETTER nZK Ver.

Heppy Borthday Pukis

Riseofalfredthegame

alfred alfer,jews,william pierce,heathenwomen.com,degeneracy,counterintuitive animation,fake shit,pistachios,emily youcis,wnism,minimum wage,daily stormer,white sharia,alt-right,mike tyson of ytmnd,real unemployment hours

basically original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF8uWJgm478

Bearded Dexter marches while Russian folk dancers sing Pryalitsa

vollgas

saturday-night-fever,high-energy,dexter,beard

[code]https://media.giphy.com/media/13eeNKg29Hencs/giphy.gif[/code]

[code]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqDmD0oO-t0[/code] (0:07 - 1:53)

LOL!

violence

VOTE 5

A violent act on television inspiring a man to violence in real life (not how it actually works)

A man committing an act of violence due to being desensitized to it by television (in the fantasies of media pundits)

A song

Real talk

Melaniaistrumpsgoonette

trump,melania,plies,goonette

.

..

plies goonette

Frank the fearless.

drybone

army of darkness

real mccoy

coming to the Nintendo Entertainment System

contraisreal

a thread on /wooo/

nsf file from cart

An example of what can be done with the "Use of unnecessary violence" meme.

unnecessarystapler

Use of unnecessary violence,MY STAPLER,Milton,Office Space,The Blues Brothers,Ralph Foody,I believe you have my stapler,apprehension,approved

stapler.ytmnd.com

The Blues Brothers/Office Space

Here's what I hope will become the beginning of a new meme. Basically, what you do is replace "the Blues Brothers" with any phrase of your choice. Examples will follow

unnecessaryviolence

Use of unnecessary violence,Blues Brothers,Chicago Police,Chicago P.D.,Ralph Foody,Dispatcher,apprehension,approved

The Blues Brothers

The Blues Brothers

/pol/

Venesuala

Socalism,Spongebob,Spingebill

/pol/

Punch Out!! Wii

Meat is for men, bones are for dogs

dougfukkiesfapfolder1

bbw,fat,sexy,fap fap fap,fap,chubby,Hoshima Mika,Super Pochaco,cosplay,Marshmallow Girl,Faith No More,The Real Thing,Mike Patton,Alternative Metal,Avant-Garde Metal

The lovely Mika Hoshima cosplaying as my waifu Super Pochaco

Faith No More - The Real Thing