| ?bacon cosby ketchup party |
Famery-Gai |
(3.83) |
5,535 |
2011-01-18 |
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description:
Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid."
Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."
domain:
myfathertouchedmybutthole
keywords:
groove is in the heart bitch
fg image origin:
kootchup pardee
bg image origin:
dr. pepper
sound origin:
tom's diner
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| ?pilleater speaks! |
pilleater |
(2.91) |
1,607 |
2011-01-17 |
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description:
this is a photo i took of him on 1/16/11. i helped him typed into at@t text-to-speech, he wanted it that way.
domain:
pilleaterspeaks
keywords:
pilleater blind real photo
fg image origin:
real photo of pilleater
sound origin:
at@t text-to-speech mike.
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| ?Basic Instinct |
fearcondom |
(4.47) |
4,489 |
2011-01-12 |
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description:
animals never had a war, who's the real animal?
domain:
basicinstinct
keywords:
science, jungle, sloth, lizard, cockatoo, threesome
fg image origin:
Discovery
sound origin:
Caribbean Dance Megamix
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| ?ADVICE MAX SPEAKS |
eightbitprodigy |
(3.30) |
2,297 |
2011-01-12 |
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description:
adviocemeax spekas
domain:
advicemax29
keywords:
kill me now
fg image origin:
WHYTEEUMENDEY
bg image origin:
YTMND
sound origin:
Electric Light Orchestra-Mr. Blue Sky
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| ?Chicken Fucker! |
k1mset |
(1.00) |
1,172 |
2011-01-11 |
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description:
"License and Registration, Chicken Fucker! BUK BUK BUKAKKKK!"
domain:
chickenfuckr
keywords:
chicken fucker rod farva police funny lol rofl roflmao halarious
fg image origin:
Real life weirdo that I know, his girlfriend took a pic
sound origin:
Movie Wav's .com
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| ?Lavender Towne, Pokemon Tower, and the Ghost I... |
HerpDerp |
(3.60) |
1,141 |
2011-01-11 |
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description:
A creepypasta detailing reaserch on Lavender Towne, Pokemon Tower, and the Ghost Image.
domain:
Letmefuckupyourchildhood
keywords:
creepypasta pokemon lavender town tower towne ghost image fffffff
fg image origin:
Bing images.
sound origin:
Pokemon Red-Blue-Green-Yellow
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| ?real house wives of vim |
mastermario |
(2.40) |
514 |
2011-01-11 |
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description:
realhousewivesofvimrealhousewivesofvimrealhousewivesofvimrealhousewivesofvimrealhousewivesofvimrealhousewivesofvimrealhousewivesofvimrealhousewivesofvimrealhousewivesofvim
domain:
realhousewivesofvim
fg image origin:
nigger
sound origin:
reggin
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| ?gr33nscr33n Discovers That He Needs To Get A R... |
arrrgh |
(3.50) |
1,194 |
2011-01-11 |
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description:
gr33nscr33n discovers that he has to do something productive in his life, and cant bear to be separated from his computer/best friend
domain:
gr33nscr33nthefaggot
keywords:
tommy wiseau, teh lulz, gr33nscr33n, faggotry, johnny, the room, AIDs
fg image origin:
the room
sound origin:
teh room
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| ?(nsfw) The Wonderful World of Sex |
LegoLewdite |
(4.19) |
12,369 |
2011-01-08 |
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description:
7:02.7
WorldofSex2.7
WhipThisOut7.5 /
Dezi Arnez10.1
Steve Brule10.8
1 in 3 Women16.5
batman23.0
tits27.5
married w kids33.5
[fade in]34.5
harvey keitel45.7
rosencrantz47.7
bale / kick ass49.9 / 52.1
inglorious basterts54.8
they live 58.0
zombieland59.7
mel gibson*101.6/102.8
bill o reilly104.6
bob sagat /shit105.9 / 107.8
home alone kevin 109.6
bill o reilly do it live 110.8
malcolm firefly off 112.7
nevermind
send the horse / charge 113.6 / 114.7
what? chappelle 115.4
walken cowbell / more 119.5 / 120.8
blue velvet hopper 127.5
kirsty alley (kicks/tert) (133.7-135.9) 137.2 (.8)
rude noises140.5
alf / listen to this141.9 / 142.4
in the loop143.4
scarface144.8
educational fuck151.9
dune155.7
ed fuck not always156.4
charles in charge159.1
tracy morgan*201.9
skippy / alex204.0 / 205.7
cnt chocula hmalne211.6
alton brown222.2
buddy hackett224.1
gary gnu226.7
austin powers228.5
gary gnu gnasty230.0
std what hppnd face233.3
jack nicolson sp?246.5 **
blues brothers247.8
mandrake strangelove248.6
archie bunker251.0
[fade]251.8
3rd Rock255.6
x-files256.1
uhf / stupid258.8 / 259.9
carlin (beethoven)*304.4
charles in charge305.6
danny glover (b joel307.7
louis ck309.0
alexis sayles312.1
billy joel313.1
lex luther314.1
/ willie wonka315.2/316.1/316.7
pooh320.1
flash gordon325.5
disney329.5
art school conf338.9
sam the eagle343.6
elmo (prince)345.1
easy rider / music351.1 / 351.4
jesse ventura351.7
shatner352.1
prince356.1
vader358.4
guten tag (whitney)401.7
mrs seaver407.6
kardasian409.5
narf409.8 / 415.5
stapler419.0
linus422.0
herman's head427.6
real genius430.3
inigo montoya431.6
o'brien star trek434.2
head candy440.1
clerks (mahavishnu)443.1
harry & the hendersons444.7
blade runner449.7
i don't think so, tim451.5
scrubs radiology453.4
dr who daleks456.6
short circuit459.1
i, claudius501.9
brain mahogany503.9pauly shore506.2invader zim / gir508.3 /509.8guildenstern510.9calcium 511.9
riboflavin cabbige513.4deniro fu514.5[...]515.8arnold dif strokes519.5wilhelm pipe / scream525.5 /528.1
pee wee530.3morgan freeman531.2sean connery531.9more-gan freeman534.7cosby540.3hey great film if high542.2my dinner w andre547.6fear and loathing550.0simpsons freakout553.5
domain:
TheWonderfulWorldofSex
keywords:
cleese python 559.6
what do i have to do 602.5
mitch hedburg 605.0
bill murray 607.6
smoke family guy 608.8
flinstones wilma 610.4
full metal jacket 612.0
glen/gary/glenross 613.2/614.2/615.9
midnight cowboy ratso 618.7
planes trains steve 620.1
bill o reilly 623.0
independence day 625.5
gary gnu 629.7
luke skywalker/yoda 630.8 / 632.0
akira 633.5
xmas story 639.7
akira getta holda/big 641.0
jeff goldblum anniehall 642.5
xmas story 644.0
whoa whoa 645.5
blossom omg 646.9
blossom bill clinton 648.0
joey amazing 648.7
blossom bbbill clinton 652.0
gob c'mon 654.3
green acres sacrilijus 658.4
blossom omg 659.0
yoda whatdidyousay? 659.9
[thisis] 700.7
david cross 702.1
picard 702.7
fg image origin:
numerous, then gave up
bg image origin:
city
sound origin:
legolewdite
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| ?But I don't want your life. |
GaryGnu |
(3.80) |
2,418 |
2011-01-07 |
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description:
If someone did this already, I can't find it.
domain:
butidontwantyourlife
keywords:
Varsity Blues, The Dawson, Your life, Football, Van Der Geek
fg image origin:
Varsity Blues
sound origin:
Varsity Blues, worst delivered line ever
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