| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
497 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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| ?Real American Hero |
bobphilips |
(1.29) |
497 |
2007-01-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Hero666
sound origin:
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| ?Tossing and Turning like waves in the sea |
Sonki |
(2.67) |
498 |
2007-12-28 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
headoverheals
fg image origin:
I made it
sound origin:
Blue Rodeo- Head over heels
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| ?zambo FUCK YEAH |
nebsnebsnebs |
(1.00) |
498 |
2013-11-05 |
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description:
zambo
a real american hero
domain:
zambo
keywords:
zambo
fg image origin:
ZAMBO FLAG HEH
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
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| ?Sabrina has another night |
Clarissa |
(5.00) |
499 |
2016-02-24 |
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description:
Sabrina
domain:
anothernight
fg image origin:
Sabrina dances
bg image origin:
teenage witch
sound origin:
real mccoy
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| ?Deans' real agenda revealed!! |
rickshaw |
(1.40) |
500 |
2006-03-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
inDCforareason
sound origin:
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| ?Robotnik finally won |
Thunderwing |
(2.50) |
502 |
2020-04-15 |
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description:
Robotnik finally won
domain:
ripsonicsuckmypingas
keywords:
sonic the hedgehog,dr robotnik,dr eggman,crayola,blue,crayon, ashes,contest,sonic,sega
fg image origin:
Crayola's Twitter Account
sound origin:
Enya - Only Time
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| ?Everyone Loves Blue |
goomba94 |
(2.80) |
504 |
2008-08-13 |
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description:
WTF?
domain:
bluelovers
keywords:
blue rules love it gloomba
fg image origin:
MS Paint
sound origin:
Eiffel 65 - Blue
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| ?COME FIST FIGHT MEH!!! |
bennitobasciano |
(1.00) |
504 |
2008-10-25 |
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description:
COME FIST FIGHT MEH, BRAH!
domain:
ineversmile
fg image origin:
www.facethejury.com
sound origin:
NWA - Real Niggaz Don't Die
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| ?(nsfw) testing this shit yooooooooooooooo |
allylasser |
(1.00) |
504 |
2015-11-05 |
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description:
its a test
domain:
testingthisshityooooooooooooooo
fg image origin:
Gif found on tumblr editied by me
sound origin:
clip of ladlocked blues by brighteyes
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| ?Real Miami Housewitch |
kitfraz |
(1.00) |
505 |
2011-06-02 |
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description:
Elsa, the drunk witch.
domain:
miamihousewitch
keywords:
Real Housewives of Miami, witch
fg image origin:
The Real Housewives of Miami (Bravo) via Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdvP3xb9kN8
sound origin:
The Real Housewives of Miami (Bravo) via Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdvP3xb9kN8
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| ?(nsfw) HulkMovie™ VI: HoganFucks™ |
officialunofficial |
(4.40) |
505 |
2022-07-05 |
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description:
HulkMovie™ VI: HoganFucks™ is a Porno™ so real Hunch Hoagie will sue YTMND to get it removed.
domain:
HulkMovieVIHoganFucks
keywords:
HulkMovie™ VI: HoganFucks™
fg image origin:
HulkMovie™ VI: HoganFucks™ RealSex™ PornoGifz™
sound origin:
HulkMovie™ VI: HoganFucks™ RealSex™ FuckSoundz™
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| ?"[Did you have a good hunt? You know all the... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.91) |
506 |
2007-08-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
beauties
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
uncited
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| ?Drive Thru Beauacracy |
DriveThruBeauacracy |
(3.50) |
506 |
2011-06-20 |
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description:
ZE VOICES TOLD ME TO DO IT!
domain:
drivethrubeauacracy
fg image origin:
Wichita Kansas City Hall
bg image origin:
Wichita Kansas City Hall
sound origin:
Blue's Bothers
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| ?Sharp |
FugenRa |
(1.00) |
509 |
2013-10-28 |
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description:
These dead crabs are sharp
domain:
SharpSharpSharp
keywords:
Sharp,Blue Crab,Gumbo Crab,Claws,Pincher
fg image origin:
I took pictures of dead blue crabs dont worry though they were already cleaned
bg image origin:
same as foreground origin.. it really is a rich deep background
sound origin:
the sound of a crab sharping its claws
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| ?Dan is a real american |
shockerjoe |
(1.00) |
509 |
2015-02-19 |
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description:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROTA MAN
domain:
danoneman
keywords:
rota,nascar,freedom,merica,murica,dan hamilton
fg image origin:
google image collage of dans life
bg image origin:
HULK FUCKING HOGAN
sound origin:
DA INNANET
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| ?The real Terrorist! |
reeperawf |
(1.50) |
510 |
2005-12-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
therealterroist
sound origin:
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| ?Who would put these cones here? |
harusam3 |
(4.00) |
511 |
2009-05-05 |
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description:
F*ggotman strikes again wreaking havok on the real world.
domain:
faggotmanstrikesagain
keywords:
f*ggotman megaman x megamanx f*ggot man armored armadillo capcom
fg image origin:
Megaman X
sound origin:
Megaman X copyright capcom
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| ?itsthefearn |
paulchilli |
(2.60) |
511 |
2006-06-08 |
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description:
A mock of spongebobsquare apnts and the episode "the real squidward"
domain:
itsthefearn
fg image origin:
nalgo cricket club official website
sound origin:
self made
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| ?real akakaboto |
sailor |
(1.00) |
511 |
2006-08-11 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
trueakaka
sound origin:
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| ?Killa the real pirate |
yumehaka |
(1.00) |
511 |
2007-08-05 |
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description:
Done for laughs and lols
me wuffles my pirate friend XD
your opinion doesn't matter here, hahaha ;D
domain:
killathepirate
keywords:
pirate
fg image origin:
Killa's pic editted by moi ;D
sound origin:
illegally downloaded at some vague site ;D
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| ?bobbycatdylan |
jester1345 |
(2.25) |
511 |
2014-09-11 |
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description:
cat plays bob dylan
domain:
bobbycatdlyan
fg image origin:
?
bg image origin:
?
sound origin:
Bob dylan 1962 frieght train blues
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| ?AkarioYTMND |
akario |
(3.00) |
512 |
2009-05-30 |
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description:
The WoW-v Petition. Not even a ytmnd. Ignore this bizznaz. For reals.
domain:
AkariOX
fg image origin:
Me.
sound origin:
Valve
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| ?Wait a second, that's my bike! |
lolcatsxd |
(2.00) |
512 |
2021-09-14 |
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description:
this is a real captcha i got lol
domain:
bikecaptcha
keywords:
nsmb,bike,captcha,stole,my
fg image origin:
google captcha
sound origin:
i couldn't find it on ytmnd so i just uploaded this Punchout - Warming Up with Doc
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| ?HERMITGALLERY: super PeeWee™ has fu... |
MarioStarz |
(3.00) |
515 |
2008-03-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
revivedhermit9
keywords:
peepee wormit havin crack
fg image origin:
night at the cokebury
sound origin:
old folks
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| ?BLUE COWS EXIST |
likeahurricane |
(2.57) |
516 |
2006-06-28 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hownowbluecow
sound origin:
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| ?PTKFGS: Blue |
goomba94 |
(2.14) |
516 |
2008-08-13 |
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description:
PTKFGS version of Pink.
domain:
ptkfgspink
keywords:
pink blue ptkfgs
fg image origin:
MS Paint
sound origin:
Eiffel 65- Blue
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| ?the real fluffy |
danielprice |
(2.00) |
517 |
2007-05-02 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
wjdnnhw
fg image origin:
comp
sound origin:
comp
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| ?cool dancing moves |
Curious-George |
(2.70) |
518 |
2006-07-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
dancingfaceplant
fg image origin:
faceplant.gif (no idea of real origin)
sound origin:
Yakety Sax by Boots Randolph
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| ?dont huff ms paint |
TheHammerWillSmashTh |
(3.17) |
518 |
2007-11-10 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
gohuffycatgo
keywords:
blue death paint lol
fg image origin:
1337 ms paint skillz
sound origin:
r.f.a.d
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