| ?Reservoir Gay Niggaz |
DarthWang |
(3.74) |
3,134 |
2016-09-24 |
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description:
Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job.
After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga.
Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him.
When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded.
Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.
domain:
reservoirs
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Reservoir Gay Niggaz, Aight?
sound origin:
By Chadton BALLINtino
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| ?Phantom of the Kombat |
MajinPiccolo |
(2.46) |
3,124 |
2006-02-23 |
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description:
It's the Phantom of the Kombat.
Choose your Destiny
domain:
phantomofthekombat
keywords:
Kombat, phantom, mortal kombat, phantom of the opera
fg image origin:
Me, with Photochop
sound origin:
MegaHassi Mixing Skills, thanks bud!
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| ?MORTAL KOMBAT BABIES! |
fetcher |
(2.80) |
3,120 |
2007-12-11 |
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description:
brother and sister.. who will win?
domain:
mkbaby
keywords:
baby, mortal, kombat, fight, spear, tekken, ad, apple, brother, sister, win, finish, him, her, he, mk,
fg image origin:
from tekken 4 ad animated by me
sound origin:
MK
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| ?(nsfw) Kabal is yet again ridin spinnaz |
Baathpartyfindsyou |
(3.25) |
3,111 |
2008-03-24 |
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description:
Three cheers for an other tired, beaten to death meme thats also been done before. But what the f*ck do you care, i mean look at you. Dressed only in a barrel with suspenders and covered in jam you cower in your basement waiting till the clock strikes fiv
domain:
fuckingtheskullsofthedead
keywords:
Mortal,Kombat,Fatality,Kabal,Ridin,Spinnaz,Rant,In,The,Description
fg image origin:
Mortal Kombat Deception
sound origin:
raidin' spamwhores
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| ?AHA! Fatality! |
xpirate16 |
(3.66) |
3,107 |
2006-08-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
ahafatal
keywords:
fatality, mortal, kombat, 4
fg image origin:
http://mkw.mortalkombatonline.com/
sound origin:
will find later
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| ?Dont Click, just checkin something |
Zerofire0 |
(3.88) |
3,101 |
2005-12-21 |
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description:
I was just gonna delete this after i checked to see if it worked but within 5 minutes it got like 4 5 star votes so i thought id keep it.
domain:
fdsa
keywords:
Don't Click, Just Checking, Parappa, Mortal Kombat, MK, Parappa the Rapper, random
sound origin:
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| ?Fatality: Chuck Norris OWNS a pirate |
the-heklor |
(1.33) |
3,097 |
2005-12-14 |
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description:
Fatality: _____ Owns _____
domain:
norrisvspirate
keywords:
Chuck,Norris,vs,pirate,mortal kombat,fatality,flawless victory,owns
sound origin:
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| ?AND I DON'T CARE |
Blasterdude |
(3.69) |
3,095 |
2006-11-05 |
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description:
peewee's big dongventure
domain:
jimmycrackcornandidontcare
keywords:
Hobos, ham sandwiches, icees, uhhhh farts, dogs, dog farts, sub zero, metallica, mortal kombat, farts, farts, farts, stink
fg image origin:
PeeWee's Big Genitals
sound origin:
PeeWee's Big Little League
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| ?The Original nWo |
ExarKoontz |
(3.64) |
3,094 |
2006-07-24 |
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description:
THE ORIGINAL nWo!
domain:
illuminati4life
keywords:
nWo, franklin, washington, jefferson, illuminati, freemason
fg image origin:
photoshizop!
sound origin:
nWo theme
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| ?Liu Kang |
curiosa863 |
(4.43) |
3,088 |
2006-10-08 |
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description:
Liu Kang, as he are
domain:
liukangzombie
keywords:
liu kang, liu kang zombie, embrace looking as you are, mortal kombat, jamestown was the first,
fg image origin:
wikipedia
sound origin:
Looking As You Are -Embrace
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| ?Christmas Crunk! |
mattron2021 |
(1.00) |
3,086 |
2011-12-12 |
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description:
Our boy Superman cuttin' it up on the dancefloor. Merry Christmas, mortals!
domain:
SupermanDemHoez
keywords:
The Art Project,,Crunkness,Superman dem hoez,Christmas
fg image origin:
Superman doing what he does best!
bg image origin:
Superman doing what he does best!
sound origin:
David Guetta ft. Kid Cuddi - Memories
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| ?Steve Irwin vs Stingray |
otimus |
(1.85) |
3,059 |
2006-09-04 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
stingraysarentverynice
keywords:
Steve Irwin, Potato, Mortal Kombat, Pie, Potato
fg image origin:
Google Image Search and Photoshop
sound origin:
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty - RAY Escapes
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| ?Medieval Mortal Kombat I |
MaxxTheSlash |
(3.80) |
3,059 |
2007-03-04 |
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description:
A remake of Shang Tsung's arena from the original Mortal Kombat.
domain:
medievalmk1
keywords:
Mortal Kombat, Shang Tsung, Medieval, Maxx
fg image origin:
Created with Historic Tale Construction Kit
sound origin:
Other YTMNDs
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| ?Things that make you a man 2 |
piggy |
(3.18) |
3,055 |
2005-08-07 |
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description:
more tips on being a man.
domain:
youraman2
keywords:
Man, your, a, fight, gif, raptor, jesus, girl, hentai, pron, stapler, funny, fuel, gay, fighting, mortal, kombat, dumbledore, snape, kills
sound origin:
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| ?On Thursday's Episode of Win, Lose or Dro... |
Thunderwing |
(2.25) |
3,048 |
2011-12-16 |
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description:
On today's episode of Win, Lose or Drone!, U.S. Government drones invade Manhattan, New York! Will aviators be able to avoid these tiny terrors or will this pave the way for a whole new era of illegal government surveillance in the United States of America? Tune in for the answer to this question, Thursday on WIN, LOSE OR DRONE!
domain:
winloseordrone365
keywords:
no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,win lose or drone,manhattan,new york,drone,drones,new world order,nwo
fg image origin:
No Agenda Podcast Episode 365 http://nashownotes.com/2011/12/na36520111215
sound origin:
No Agenda Podcast Episode 365 http://nashownotes.com/2011/12/na36520111215
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| ?koMBAT oWnz |
wowiownt |
(3.00) |
3,042 |
2006-01-16 |
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description:
I looped it myself :D
domain:
kombaat
sound origin:
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| ?(nsfw) Mortal southpark |
rayonius |
(3.50) |
3,042 |
2007-01-05 |
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description:
mortal combat + southpark
domain:
mksouthpark
keywords:
south park,southpark,mortal combat
fg image origin:
weirdspace.dk
sound origin:
south park mortal combat remix
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| ?Poland Kombat!! VOTE 5!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
juiceman |
(3.96) |
3,037 |
2006-09-04 |
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description:
KHAAANN!!
http://z3.invisionfree.com/Forgot_Poland_Army/index.php?
domain:
polandkombat
keywords:
VOTE5,VOTE5,VOTE5,VOTE5,VOTE5,VOTE5
fg image origin:
b\uncited/b
sound origin:
b\uncited/b
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| ?Mortal combat! |
PornoGod |
(3.17) |
3,034 |
2005-12-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
MortalCombat
sound origin:
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| ?Alex Jones EXPOSED!! |
aryanking |
(1.92) |
3,034 |
2006-06-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
alexjonesexposed
keywords:
alex jones, nwo, shill, fraud, fake, new world order, infowars, prisonplanet
fg image origin:
prisonplanet.com
sound origin:
alex at the alamo drafthouse
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| ?Mortal Kombat 2: The YTMND Edition! |
Sparkman101 |
(1.42) |
3,025 |
2004-09-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
ytmk2nd
sound origin:
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| ?Can You Feel Your Animality Tonight? |
Tyrano2 |
(3.60) |
3,018 |
2005-05-31 |
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description:
Nightwolf sings us a love song.
domain:
eelyouranimalitytonight
fg image origin:
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
sound origin:
Elton John and Litefoot
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| ?Lara Croft, gtfo |
teamawesome |
(1.78) |
3,009 |
2006-01-31 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
larasonya
keywords:
mortal kombat, lara croft, tomb raider, sonya, polygons, stupid
fg image origin:
Mortal Kombat the Movie, some Tomb Raider poster
sound origin:
MK theme
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| ?Shang tsung has your horse dick now |
thepaintrain |
(2.76) |
3,006 |
2006-04-20 |
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description:
but, does he want to even touch it?
domain:
shanghorsedick
keywords:
shang, tsung, mortal kombat, horse, dick, horsedick
sound origin:
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| ?skrillion |
servergod |
(1.50) |
3,005 |
2011-12-17 |
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description:
dog woke me up to go outside. it's 3:30 am wtf dog?
domain:
skrillion
keywords:
skrillix,mortal combat,bored
fg image origin:
internet gif duh
bg image origin:
ubternet gif dun
sound origin:
internet sound duh
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| ?You should be Raiden |
merkler |
(4.00) |
3,001 |
2011-03-13 |
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description:
Unintentional Mortal Kombat game selection screen music.
domain:
raidenohead
keywords:
radiohead, mortal kombat, raiden
fg image origin:
Midway's Mortal Kombat (Sega Genesis)
bg image origin:
Loop.
sound origin:
Radiohead - Hail to the Thief - 08 - The Gloaming
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| ?You're Fired |
AdrianShephard |
(3.75) |
2,999 |
2006-01-18 |
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description:
the worst of em all
domain:
yourefired
keywords:
Star Wars , Mortal Kombat , Episode 3 , Vader , Trump
sound origin:
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| ?NWO behind Max's death |
GaryGnu |
(3.66) |
2,998 |
2009-11-09 |
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description:
Sorry Max, you will be missed.
domain:
RIPMAXGoldberg
keywords:
NWO, Swine Flu, Attack, Truth
fg image origin:
http://www.prisonplanet.com/swine-flu-attack-likely-a-beta-test.
sound origin:
The Theme
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| ?Hogan Knows Squat! |
talkshowjon |
(2.25) |
2,995 |
2005-07-16 |
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description:
Hollywood Hulk Hogan gets the surprise of his life!
domain:
hoganknowssquat
keywords:
Hulk Hogan, Hulkster, Hulk, Hogan, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Nitro, WCW, nWo, World Championship Wrestling, Nitro, hogan knows best, tv, television, omg, lol, funny, owned, hulkamania, simpsons, homer
fg image origin:
Hollywood Hulk Hogan
sound origin:
The Simpsons
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| ?What is Mortal Kombat |
MPax4059 |
(2.67) |
2,992 |
2005-07-21 |
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description:
What is Mortal Kombat Love?
domain:
whatismk
keywords:
what is, mortal kombat, what is love, what is mortal kombat
sound origin:
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