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Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

no description given.

iwishiwasabittaller

wish,rap,midget,short,fad,conan

google

skee-lo - I wish

jesus lol zomg jesuslol kraftdiner bus bafoon heyitsjesus knock knock

JesusLawlz

Jesus is God, Hey its Jesus lol, knock knock

google

blueballfixed music

Budnick pushing it to the limit...

budtraveler

bud, camp, anawanna, anawana, annawana, annawanna, salute, your, shorts, time, traveler, mullet

Salute your Shorts, http://www.timetraveler.ytmnd.com/

Scarface

no description given.

mikegyver

my freinds

my enemies

so shortly lived

dphally

hally, halberd, UO, Ultima, Online, DP, deadly, poison, poisoned

Ultima Online screen shots

Deltron 3030 - Mastermind

no description given.

magicschoolbusporn

magic,school,bus,porn,nude

internets

The theme for The Magic School Bus

Principal Skinner has lost it.

skinnergoesmad

skinner, simpsons, principal, bus, drive, driver, insane, bus, angry, mad, road, street

The Simpsons

The Simpsons

Kelis ft Too Short - I'm Ballsy

ballsy

Kelis, Too Short, Ballsy, Bossy

Kelis ft Too Short - I'm Bossy

www.myspace.com/redmachined In short, forum troll that trolled Penny-Arcade. Is immense.

redmachined

red, machine, RMD, Red Machine D, Fails at, Fails

Self

The Price is Right

Epic domain name grabbing is going on. This is from the short-film Rockstar shot for GTA 2.

GTA2

GTA 2, GTA

GTA 2 intro movie

Futuro FM

so is this the dumbest/best GIF in the world or what?

thebeastles

beatles, beastie boys, beastles, bus

me

dj BC and The Beastles - Watcha Want, Lady?

Random "adjustment" made to an Ipod bus station ad I found one day.

coocooforipod

ipod

me

woody woodpecker

Eats my shorts.

eatmyshorts1

Breakfast Club,Eat,My,Shorts,porn,pron,pr0n,p0rn

Breakfast Club + Google

Breakfast Club + A Microphone

Text is an awkward way to have a conversation.

circlejerk

1'd, for, preloader, response, to, conversation.ytmnd.com,

circles

Super Furry Animals- Short Painkiller

I did not make this model. Search for it on garrysmod.org/downloads. The rave music was from War of the Servers, cut short and looped by me.

forgreatlolpatriotism

Mingebag,War of the Servers,MacGyver,lol,gmod

Mingebag Elite

War Of The Servers

I don't know, I'm high.

thisisabadytmnd

I, was, high, when, I, made, this, YTMND

Made It

Oh snap I forgot!

short clip of the tex avery show, feat. famous running in the 90ies music

averyinternet

internet, lol, tex, avery, ronald

tex avery show

running in the 90ies

Its that time of the year again for kids to go back to school.

schoolkiddies

School bus, school

http://www.jna.org/Services/Bus/bus.htm

http://www.songsforteaching.com/happalmer/wheelsonthebus.htm

no description given.

vengarave

venga, bus, rave

Google with editing by me

loop by me

This site plays on the fact that Christopher Walken's last name sounds like an active verb, linking this fact with the Police's song about nuclear holocaust. After that, it's a short road to A View to a Kill, the James Bond movie where Walken played the b

policewalken

walken,in,your,footsteps,christopher,police,

2692187 (md5 8844a71070bba06bc79806d2a72f7baf)

2692188 (md5 11a0c1d97d9a4ac38da3daa02bd40ec3)

for /tv/, improved The synchronization feature is f*cked up so a short loop instead of desynchronized audio

glaustaples

Glau,Summer,staples,Cameron,4chan

Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles show rip

Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles Promo Intro

no description given.

canniBus

weed, pot, herb, trees, joint, Mr. Show, Bus

Mr. Show

Sublime

Riding the invisible bus to VICTORY.

busgoesvoom

invisible bus vengabus

Venga Boys

I'm just a little short on cash...

latenightwithdrawl

atm, #?!

Me

Alias - Grey Days

The Magic Schoolbus Attacks... In Slowmotion replay...

magicattacks

magic,school,bus,attacks,lol

Dawn of the dead, magic schoolbus

Magic Schoolbus

Deep poem

Notsane

Deep,poems,poem,short,psycho

people.uleth.ca/~cleada/courses/cinema2.htm

http://soundamerica.com/sounds/themes/Movies/

waltz sofa

waltzsofa

waltz sofa

google

Humming Urban Stereo_Very Very Nice! And Short Cake_08_Waltzsofa

no description given.

theselifelessthings

I zoomed out of my 'sites' tab using IE and took a printscrn the

I took a short clip from the GooGooDolls song Iris and played it

I hope this will help you unwind from a stressful day.

enjoytheview

view, enjoy, aphex twin, film, relax, chill

Snowden, Wales - photos by short recoil

Aphex Twin - Film