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mariotrent

Original Artwork of mine

Super Mario Bro video game

The club can't handle how spooky this is.

spookypumpkin

the club can't even // handle me right now //

spooky,pumpkin,dance,club can't handle

pumpkin dance

none

florida

LOL!

depress

VOTE 5

An animated gif obviously

Something else

A song

i can't believe yourethemannowdog still exists. it's still around. it's still functioning right now, in the year 2013

unclebuckcoughlers

john candy fartlers,coughers

fart

http://unclebuckthatsawrap.ytmnd.com/

uncle buck coughlers

Looks like Luigi didn't want to wake up this morning.(i should be asleep right now,too) Nintendo has really outdone themselves.Mario and Luigi Dream Team is living proof.GO BUY IT NAO~ *WARNING-CONTAINS EXTREME AMOUNTS OF KAWAII* Everything used in this YTMND is either from the game itself,or the MarioWIki entry~ I am a random space. KTHXBAI GAISE

nintenwin

mario,luigi,rpg,mario & luigi,lol,internet,dreamy,kawaii,sleeping in,kthxbai

Mario & Luigi:Dream Team(MarioWiki entry)

Mario & Luigi:Dream Team(The game itself)

I'mma tell you right now y'all mo'fuckin listen Breakin hockey news, fuckers thinkin I'm slippin

yobobby

tsn,bob mckenzie,yo gotti,yo bobby

Bobby Mac

Jeezy - Act Right

the club kaan't even handle me right now

clubkaantevenhandleme

arg arg aer g

g erg eg eargera gag arg

agag ewrge

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

High iso camera snap

Mister softee

Wishmaster movie -- A homeless man (George 'Buck' Flower) argues with the pharmacist and then has a run in with The Djinn (Andrew Divoff), who grants him a wish of revenge. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA)

cigarettehandshake

Cigarette 'n' a // handshake's about all // I got right now, pal.

wishmaster,cigarette,handshake,about,all,got,right,now,pal,george,buck,flower,homeless,man,djinn,jinn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA

Looks like Grandpa got caught selling car insurance to fundamentalist jihadists with no clothes on again.

nickfrost

Anne Heche Browns,Fried Pool Tables,simon pegg domain was already taken

this is a breakfast ytmnd

hi. we can't come to the phone right now. we're eating breakfast.

Lowell George - Thanks I'll Eat It Here

It's happening right now!

dees

Bohemian Grove,2014

Bohemian Grove

MGS4 - Guns of the Patriots

Picard is in a hurry

kack999

NOT RIGHT NOW // YOU // DON'T

Picard is in a hurry

Picard is in a hurry

Cage is 32 inches wide, 38 tall, and 21 deep. Cage height on stand from floor to top of cage is 61 1/2 inches. Door in center of cage is 10 inches wide and 16 tall. Cage is being scrubbed and disinfected right now

Ifeelsogood

love

Epitome of dance culture

80s' love

Books and Love - I make me feel so bad

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

reddit

from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers

Why you no work

dmansdevstream

On today's strim // there is no strim //

streaming,buffering,flea,twitch,fail

Twitch not loading, still not loading, this is happening right now.

Flea!

Lol

ronaldguitar

TOO COOL FOR YOU // TOO COOL FOR YOU // TOO COOL FOR YOU

Ronald McDonald,Dragonforce,Through the Fire and Flames

McDonald's

Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames

a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1 he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum, wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3 a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4 he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all

WinnyPuhhMeiecundimeesksKorsakovlkseileLtti

A Man from Our Area // a Certain Korsakov // Went to Latvia Yesterday

internet

internet

internet

Epic DJ Battle

EpicDJBattle

Epic DJ Battle

eat a dick woman

right now. eat that dick.

Finally, a long awaited sequel to rightnow.ytmnd.com!

rightnow2

VOTE 5

YTMND + edits

Right Now Theme

PARDON MY FRENCH, BUT I'LL BE DAMNED! IT'S OK ALEX, BUT I'M A MAN NOW, BUT WALKER GAVE ME AIDS...

walkergavemeaids

YOU'VE // GOT // AIDS!

YOU'VE GOT AIDS!,WALKER TEXAS AIDS GIVER,PARDON MY FRENCH BUT I'LL BE DAMNED!,WHEN WALKER TOLD ME I HAVE AIDS AND AIDS STARTS TO SPREAD RIGHT...,IT'S OK ALEX I'M A MAN NOW,ADAWIOHLEE IS HOW YOU SAY IT IN CHEROKEE,DAVID LYNCH,TWIN PEAKS

WHEN A FIRE WALKER

SAYS YOU'VE GOT AIDS, RIGHT...

Hey at least WALKER was honest and gave full DISCLOSURE about the poor fuck having AIDS!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

Hubacub // Is // Amazing

Hubacub

http://integrationacres.com/products/images/goat_1.jpg

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXV6HcTJkM

WRNLRN

leadership

WE REALLY // NEED LEADERSHIP // RIGHT NOW

regular show

Regular Show

Regular Show

lol

funnyassclip

lol,pig,cheese

need some gyaru porn right now

need my girlfriend

fly life

Ganon's message to Umfuld

bloodhound

LOL!,VOTE 5

What I wish would happen to Batfag

Ganon singing about what he hopes happens to Umfag

Ganon + Bloodhound Gang: I hope YOU DIE

heres where valve violates the internet anonimity law. depriving people of the so called, FUN, they claimed to of put in Team Fortress 2, when they stole the game from users who paid for it in cash, at wal-mart, and got free users in the game not a free game, free users, to give them money for a gambling habit. which now they force your information to get you into their thing on something they never made. violating my internet anonimity, with their greey and absolute worthlesss contribution to anything. The game was stolen so this is an attack. Next they'll force you in everyting else to do this, the ENTIRE INTERNET destroying it in the process whilst violating the internet anonimity act. NO they wont destroy the internet by some agreeing or some thing theyll ever vouch themselves, they actually done. theyll force everyone on to it, actually destroying it in the process. the lest that will come out of it, will at best, be a shitty ass old tv they want you to pay 50,000 dollars for. good to see you guys.

valveviolatesinternetanonimity

valve,violates,internet anonimity,steam,law,gaben,fatfuck,team fortress 2,tf2,tf2,arrest

This crap is like gambling. FOrced on you. quick explanation, its supposed to be the way you FUN now in this game, i mean trade. fun is a 3 day wait, the games are over. I could think of so many ways this could be applied. Cant the esrb rate this online experience? its not gambling as they claim. right for the ability to not say their the biggest pieces of shit doign that. right? soo, cant, the esrb rate this online experience? hahaa.

editted it- frank zappa- titties and beer

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

all around me are // familiar faces //

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc

when I was in New York last May, keatonkeaton999 told me that it's not very good for site owners to make their website look like it hasn't been touched in a long time, which is exactly how ytmnd.com looks right now, so I think you should at least make a new news post that at least has a 2016 post date, even if all you write is "penis" or something.

SalutationsBuds

dead gay website

the words of a sermon that everyone's heard

ding ding dong dong dong dong dung dong doing

Its Pete

fimaz

BLOWING YOU // RIGHT // NOW!

Fima, l4d2

Fima

Video for the song can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQBH9dNUu4 Lyrics: awwwwwww yeahhhh folks here we go, it's time to listen to the ultimate obscene song awwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH, o fuck yes bitch ass bitch, cock sucking btich ass penis up a whores vagina oh she has another mans dick in her mouth and a third mans dick in her anus, a fourth mans dick titty fucking her and shes jerking off two other men with her hands yeahhhhhhhhhhh, oh fucking cocksucking bitch ass bitch. ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa. oh sometimes during sex a man performs cunnilingus on his woman, oh sometimes he even licks her anus for his sake i hope theres no poo nuggets, that's right folks i hope theres no poo nuggets in her anus when he licks it ohhhhhhh fucking cocksucking bitch ass god damn son of a bitch in the ass. ahhhh fucking bastard cocksucking ass god damn mother fucking bitch ass bitch, oh a guy that fucks his mom and fucks his dad too, he fucks his parents because hes into that sort of thing, oh fuck ass btich ass cocksucking goddamn bastard bitch penis vagina fucking bitch ass bitch, fucking bastard cock sucking asshole mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch ass bitch ass fucking cocksucking penis licking cunnilingus giving son of a bitch yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh we are near the end of my fucking cocksucking bitch ass ultimate obscene song, oh yeah folks i hope you have enjoyed my fucking cocksucking son of a bitch god damn bitch ass fucking bitch ass bitch of a song, oh i know my song was penis of a vagina good, but now it has to come to an end, ohhhh i hope you have enjoyed it, awwwwwww yeah it was a fucking goooood song bye fatman AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDD AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA

fatmanultimateobscenesong

Fatman,Christopher Paul Whitney,Aussie Dossie,Folks,AWWWWW YEEEEEEAH FOOOOOLKS,Supreme Fatness,Hi Folks,fat,obese,morbidly obese,obscene,nsfw,stupid,funny,sexy,schizoaffective disorder

Christopher Paul Whitney AKA Fatman being sexy as fuck

Barney

Fatman - The Ultimate Obscene Song

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