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heffer's mom is feeling pretty horney oln april fool's day and she wants to celebrate by getting freaky!!

virgininaplaytime

vote 5 // //

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i really dont have toe explain the foreground origin .you know what it is.

artist-mind song-right or wrong

My Dick Clark tribute. I loved Dick Clark. Don't even try me on my love of Dick. I loved Bandstand, pyramid, shit, a nigga even done loved the other half. Do you know what that means I sat through the fat ginger head from the partridge family who beats up trannie whores, ac slater, and the milk dud head dude who killed Kanye west's mom to get my daily dose of Dick. Now tell me that ain't love.

dickstrokedoutcameanddied

perverted,porn,meme,dick clark,parody,song,awesome,died,dead,happy dew yeAR

Rockin' New Years Eve

A Kyle Jones original

Many YTMNDers know who the "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern is. What you may not know is that Jonny has had a podcast since January 2006 called "Gay Pimpin' With Jonny McGovern." In addition to Jonny, it has had a cast of other entertaining characters such as lesbian comedian Julie Goldman, actress Brandy Howard, computer expert Martin Beauchamp ("Straighty/Straight Boy Martin"), and drag queen Linda James. One of the most enduring characters is drag queen ErickaToure Aviance, of the legendary House of Aviance. Often mentioned on the show has been her numerous sexual encounters, particularly with "straight" men, and her softer, gentler side, represented by her going "behind the waterfall," a place where all her favorite beautiful things such as unicorns are. The song "Behind the Waterfall" is based on her going "behind the waterfall" to escape the stresses of normal, everyday life, both in and out of drag. I like the song because we all need a place to escape sometimes. My "waterfall" tends to be conservatively-leaning political news, YouTube and YTMND. Enjoy the song, and please remember to buy it at your favorite online music retailer if you like it.

behindthewaterfall

WORK ERICKA! // //

erickatoure,aviance,jonny,mcgovern,behind,waterfall,gay,pimp,ericka,thunderwingmusicchannel

[i]Work Ericka[/i] by ErickaToure Aviance

[i]Work Ericka[/i] by ErickaToure Aviance

Deckard: [funny look]. [pause] What's this? Bryant: Nexus 6. Roy Batty. Incept date 2016. Combat model. Optimum self-sufficiency. Probably the leader. This is Zhora. She's trained for an off-world kick-murder squad. Talk about beauty and the beast, she's both. The fourth skin job is Pris. A basic pleasure model. The standard item for military clubs in the outer colonies. They were designed to copy human beings in every way except their emotions. The designers reckoned that after a few years they might develop their own emotional responses. You know, hate, love, fear, anger, envy. So they built in a fail-safe device. Deckard: Which is what? Bryant: Four year life span.

Marvel-Avengers-Official-Movie-Site

Iron Man,The Hulk,Avengers Official Movie Site, last minute NEDM surprise site,oops, I just spoiled the site,don't read the keywords before watching please,hehehe :)

El cine de Avengers

Avengers Movie

Tiny Tim - "Having a Wonderful Time"

BOY, HIS FEET ARE BIG and you know what they say...

bigfeeteast

rex ryan feet big east brady tom,rex,ryan,rex ryan,big feet,east,brady,tom,svelios morkianglos,svelios,morkianglos,magnet,deal with it

made by self

made by self

youtube.com

if this doesn't make you a man i don't know what will

bombatman

batman,bomb,bruce wayne,run,with great power,epic

the internet

With Great Power-Immediate Music

Elias. We Still Remember.

Eliasthecup

Elias // // We know what you did to that cup

own pick

own pick

nWo

Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.

navysealsong

navy,seal,guerrilla,gorilla,warfare,copy,pasta,4chan,song

PS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp

Sign this petition by commenting on this site! Also, I appologise for calling you "pedodog"... We need you in this time of great crisis!

ericprairiedog

YOU KNOW // WHAT TO DO, // DO YOU NOT?

prairiedogeric10,Reading comments on Max's YTMNEWS,2009,nostalgia

prairiedogeric10 in 2009

crimson.ytmnd.com

Old fad with nothing new.

astaresintoyoursoulsitein2012

bullshit man,soul,stare

You know what's bullshit!? - Microwaves

Same old sonata thing.

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

Mc Hammer. <3 // //

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

I googled it :3

I googled it :3

Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.

You know what it is

ssmcw

Found

Found

Found

You know what they say....

bugs-bunny

yeah yeah

good GO

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Black stripe, yellow paint Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake Suede insides, my engine roarin' It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it And I got the petal to the metal Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level Hear them haters talk But there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million Got another million on my schedule No love for a nigga breakin' hearts No keys, push to start Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Got a call from my jeweler, this just in Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends Not a lesbian, but she a freak though This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is Got a pocketful of big faces Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Stay high like how I'm supposed to do That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you And my car look unapproachable Super clean but it's super mean She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap I let her get high, she want and she feel that Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is You already know what it is, man And if you don't, you should by now Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow

goml

Get on my level. // //

Wiz,Khalifa,Level

Google.

Youtube.

Yeah. You know what it is.

blackothello

black,othello,yeah,uh huh,you know what it is,yellow

Original content

altered snippet

its kirby up in dis bich

kirbyonthemotherfuckin64

KIRBY // MOTHERFUCKIN' // 6 4

kirby,64,nintendo,crystal,shards,music,enemy,info,cards

KIRBY

KIRBY

KIRBY

Connery. Little do you realise just how much influence he has on your soul in day-to-day life. One of his many powers is the ability to alter your vision... ...and that's exactly what he's going to do. *shhhhh! want to know what's really going on? search "blind spot"

conneryisreal

Sean,Connery,Magic,Science,Blind,Spot,Wierd,Lightning,Vision,Sight

My own

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aMQ7tKM6hOo/Tzr0tUeGJXI/AAAAAAAAGZk/WrCIJZJD39E/s1600/thunder%20lightening.jpg

http://seanconneryinterneticon.ytmnd.com/

You are the Monkey Face.. how do i know? Because when i ask "what's up monkey face?" you always answer..

WUMF

r3D BULZ M0NkyEZ // //

MonkeyFace, Monkey,Face

MemeGenerator.net

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00799/RedBull_799768c.jpg

http://mp3skull.com/mp3/five_little_monkeys.html

Balamory Remix

TomTeimouri

Whats The Story // of Tom Teimouri // Wouldn't you like to know?

Balamory

Balamory Remix

You know what time it is

DonkayNo

Donkey,Shrek

Shrek baby!

Archangel

I didn't know what to make those children say, so I put what you hear instead.

kehrichttag

GARBAGE DAAAY! // //

KEHRICHT TAG,Guten Tag

gutentaaag.ytmnd.com + editing

same

you know what day today is

shakedatshell

bday,bitch,happy

yup

you know it

hardrain

Now Jon I know what you're thinking

iknowwhatyourethinking

jon,arin,i,love,you,game,grumps,t-shirt

goop graps

grep

gumble gams

Ever wondered what Bobby Fischer was laughing at in laughtmnd.ytmnd.com? Now you know!

pressconference

I THINK YOU CAN, // YOU KNOW, TAKE // CARE OF YOURSELVES

Bobby Fischer,press conference,Iceland

Last known photo of Him

Press conference in Iceland, 3/25/2005

The Haunting. "What scares you, Theodora?" "Knowing what I really want." DCR know what you want. You already know them. They already know you. DCR will be pleasing your every sensory desire at the Red Gallery as Brad Feuerhelm presents a photographic flagellation of the macabre and uncanny, James Batley liberally smothers you in a special screening of Kneel Through the Dark & other entrails, whilst Lee Tesche and Andy Becker tickle your desires through a sound installation. With live noise from Crows and Terminal Gods and DJs fighting it out for your soul will be Algiers, This is Thunder and SALU.

DCRLONDON

DCR know what you want. // You already know them. // They already know you.

Skull

DCR

RockNRoll

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

He knows what you did last summer also.

webcam

Spiderman,Twincest,Webcam

uncited

Spiderman 2

none

soundwaves

Soundwave,Soundscapes,do you know what i mean

uncited

Oasis - D'you know what i mean (slowed)

What happens after Mario and Luigi rescue Peach.I know you were expecting something else.

supercutebros

mario & luigi,mario,luigi,nintendo,dreamy,sleeping in,kawaii

DeviantArt~

YouTube~

you know i think these japanese people might have probably looked into symbolism in religious references what do you think?

evas2deep4u

evangelion

the internet also i'm pretty sure rei is his mom here which is all kinds of amazing

http://aberrantkenosis.tumblr.com/post/36849969636/part-three-of-my-set-of-entirely-unwanted-midi