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get to the picnic table before all the meatballs are gone

watchdogs

savory bbq sauce

alright, who took a shit in the cooler?

I thought it was okay, all they had was pepsi..

heres where valve violates the internet anonimity law. depriving people of the so called, FUN, they claimed to of put in Team Fortress 2, when they stole the game from users who paid for it in cash, at wal-mart, and got free users in the game not a free game, free users, to give them money for a gambling habit. which now they force your information to get you into their thing on something they never made. violating my internet anonimity, with their greey and absolute worthlesss contribution to anything. The game was stolen so this is an attack. Next they'll force you in everyting else to do this, the ENTIRE INTERNET destroying it in the process whilst violating the internet anonimity act. NO they wont destroy the internet by some agreeing or some thing theyll ever vouch themselves, they actually done. theyll force everyone on to it, actually destroying it in the process. the lest that will come out of it, will at best, be a shitty ass old tv they want you to pay 50,000 dollars for. good to see you guys.

valveviolatesinternetanonimity

valve,violates,internet anonimity,steam,law,gaben,fatfuck,team fortress 2,tf2,tf2,arrest

This crap is like gambling. FOrced on you. quick explanation, its supposed to be the way you FUN now in this game, i mean trade. fun is a 3 day wait, the games are over. I could think of so many ways this could be applied. Cant the esrb rate this online experience? its not gambling as they claim. right for the ability to not say their the biggest pieces of shit doign that. right? soo, cant, the esrb rate this online experience? hahaa.

editted it- frank zappa- titties and beer

A monster! A monster will set fire to the city, and trample on the people who try to run away!

namisprophecy

A monster! // //

godzilla, godzilla vs. mechagodzilla

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (TriStar 2004 DVD)

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (TriStar 2004 DVD)

A tribute to a funny autistic guy who worshiped me and a motivator for my return to YTMND (though JohnnyLurg was the main motivator). Farewell Suzanne, may you find peace on your next voyage.

wellmissyousuzanne

Suzanne,Suzanne Cohen,Leonard Cohen,Goatse,Goatse Marathon,Hello Goatse,Matt and Tom,Ska,SamuraiClinton,Leonard Cohen is a Goatse Addict

Leonard Cohen whom, according to Suzanne, is a Goatse addict

Goatse Marathon

Matt and Tom - Hello Goatse

Who is John Connelly? The short answer is, nobody knows.

johnconnelly

Who is Johnnn // Connelllyly // who he is who is he

John

John

John

Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up". Background and recording With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out. R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements. The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing. Music In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward". Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.

datarem

It is Green. // //

r.e.m.,green,it is green

itisgreen.ytmnd.com & pitchfork.com

itisgreen.ytmnd.com

LOL!

nervy

VOTE 5

A very nervous kid, perhaps aware that he is about to be accused of a crime he committed

A man who is gasping in shock, perhaps at discovering the crime committed by the nervous kid

Particle eel a Yoda something in Anna can Now you Feel Screeocupar! LO PAN! LO PAN! LO PAN! LO PAN! LO PAN!

In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City. On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy. Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief. The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo. On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs. Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.

autobot

LOL!,VOTE 5

Nick Daddy hunts down the BALLINbots in Tampa. 50 Cent fails to awaken the PSTriple's powers and is dismembered by the Super Smash Brothers. Nick Daddy, no longer willing to serve the Wii, steals dat Triple, intending to make the Wii his slave. The remaining BALLINbots are harassed by hostile Mexican niggaz until Anthony Perez's party arrives and befriends them. The Mexican niggaz repair the Dreamcast and provide a Caddy to help the BALLINbots' fight against the Wii. Nick Daddy attempts to subjugate The Wii using the PSTriple but is unable to unleash its power. The Wii transforms into a planet-sized dildo, and attacks H-Town. Nick Daddy opens fire on the Wii, but The Wii swallows him. Nintendo attempts to counter The Wii's attack, to no avail.

When the BALLINbots arrive Anthony crashes their Caddy through one of The Wii's controllers and they find themselves separated within its ass. The Mexican Niggaz fight back against The Wii, but The Wii crushes their Caddy. Inside The Wii, Anthony confronts Nick Daddy while the lil fat bitch and the other BALLINbots rescue the survivors of The Wii's assault on H-Town's moons. The BALLINbots and Nintendo work together to fight The Wii. Nick Daddy tries to assist Anthony, knowing that The Wii is a greater threat, only for The Wii to force Nick Daddy to run up on a nigga. Anthony recovers the PSTriple and unleashes its power, transforming him into A BALLIN' True Nigga. Anthony throws Nick Daddy into space, then unleashes the Triple's true power, obliterating The Wii. Anthony leads the BALLINbots out of The Wii before it explodes. The BALLINbots reclaim H-Town. The Wii's deal-dough orbits H-Town as a new satellite.

3-0

stillundefeated

yo

yo

Yup! I'm back in this bitch! I know I'm a little late for this, but who cares? (Just to let you know, I'm neutral on the whole Suzanne shit that was going on)

suzanneisded

vote 5 // //

suzanne is dead

RIP

RIP

RIP

yeah... I aint got nothin

dancecobracommander

Who Gives the Orders here? // All Right! //

dance,cobra,commander,gijoe

https://38.media.tumblr.com/e17546d29a244d8b1e2cb6c270b6e94e/tumblr_myfidk0XdR1so930no1_400.gif , gi joe

https://38.media.tumblr.com/a7408f6d35397930ce1fd8d4668bbc6c/tumblr_mukzz8riLT1s97jmdo1_400.gif , gijoe

Electric Six- Dance Commander

LOL!

gesturing

VOTE 5

Picard and Riker reacting to the guy - Riker is annoyed at his immaturity, but Picard finds it amusing

A guy who is very upset at Picard and Riker and makes a rude gesture in their direction

A song to accompany the action taking place in this site

Darth Stapler and Ugoff introduce Boredpedo to Chris Hansen, who, upon seeing his pedofaggotry, deals with him in the most decisive manner possible. What is this manner, you may ask? He first tells him to take a seat, but upon seeing the extent of Boredpedo's depravity, he decides to instead... well, you'll just have to watch the site to find out. But trust me, it isn't pretty (both because it is quite violent, and because I deliberately didn't draw it very well)

way-back

LOL!,VOTE 5

Darth Stapler and Ugoff laughing as Boredpedo meets his doom at the hands of Chris Hansen

Boredpedo being introduced shortly before his demise

The things Boredpedo said to the actress who plays Stephanie when she was 12 years old and Darth Stapler's response

This one time in Band Camp, I farted so hard that my balls exploded. Everything turned out OK thanks to Thom Skanks, who performed Emergency Testicle Re-attachment Surgery on me in front of the whole camp! We learned to fish, tie a knot and re-attach exploded nuts all in one crazy weekend I will never forget!

canyoufartsohardyourballsexplode

CAN YOU FART SO HARD YOUR BALLS EXPLODE?,MANSWERS,BOMB RANKS,SHIT ONMEE,THOM SKANKS,EXTREMELY LOUD FARTS: THE MOVIE,EXTREMELY LOUD & INCREDIBLY CLOSE 2: FART HARDER

Extremely Loud Farts: The Movie

Well, can they?!?

The most important question ever asked to mankind...

Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough". A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant. Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy. Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch. Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along. Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy. Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.

thelastfaggot

LOL!,VOTE 5

See Description

Same

A dumpster, some donuts from a dumpster, and the guy who said the line in this site. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zm_l7lfviA

favoritedonut

WHAT'S MY FAVORITE DONUT? // THE ONES I GET // OUT OF DUMPSTERS!

donut,doughnut,Chicago,Dunkin Donuts,Punkin Donuts,Wild Chicago,WTTW

Donuts and Dumpster Donut Guy.

Dumpster.

Dumpster Donut Guy

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 is an American animated television series based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3. It aired on NBC with Captain N: The Game Master in a programming block titled Captain N & The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 from September 8, 1990 through December 1, 1990. It is the second of the three TV shows based on the video game, with the others being The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Super Mario World. Unlike its predecessor, this series has no live-action segments and features entirely new voice actors, with the exceptions of John Stocker and Harvey Atkin, who reprised their roles as Toad and King Koopa. DIC Entertainment produced this series while Nintendo provided the characters and power-ups. (Source:Wikipedia)

theadventuresofsupermariobros3

The,Adventures,of ,Super,Mario,Bros.,3,Nintendo,Dic

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

From the Assholes who brought you 'Peach Button Surf Muffins' and the teen-dramedy hit 'Rebecca Gets It Done', comes a new show where BUSINESS is the only thing THIS MONKEY knows how to get done!

banana-wheels

Detective CHIMPS,and,Agent SCOOTER,Robert Downey Jr.

WHAT!? HANGIN' WITH CHIMPS AND SCOOTER gots CANCELED? Ffffffffuuuuuuckjajjasjdjajasjdjasjjsfjhsfhasjsda. But honestly, the show did kind of jump the shark when Chimps and Scooter got high on LSD flavored ice cream and went to Uncle Gary's Clam Shack and shot all those kids because they looked like evil Jennifer Lawrence clones eating kittens. Her tits were out and pet adoption negotiations were off the table. Also, Chimps is pregnant with Scooters baby the whole time. Why did this show have to end? Now we'll never know Who's the Boss? [spoil]The Boss is Dragon Slayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough[/spoil]

shut up. don't judge my family. i mean, you act like you've never eaten McDonald's before.

Paul Newman was in SpacePauls

Whois Whoami

whoami

WHO AM I // LET T HE PRESIDENT HANDLE IT // COMING APART AT THE SEAMS

ed,roy,obama,gnaa

Photoshop

Audacity

VOTE 5!

bravest

HE WAS THE BRAVEST // // OF THEM ALL!

the man who shot,giant enemy crab

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence plus Giant Enemy Crab

Gene Petney- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence plus Giant Enemy Crab

Picard gets fired by the Federation and meets Q in the past causing an EPAC PARADOX Time Dilation Alternate Multiverse thingy that ends in a fucking cliffhanger until next season, and then everything all turns out OK except Data loses his Cock in the future, which is then rescued by the cast of Sliders who Quantum Leap into ...oh fuck it.....

strongbow

SO SORRY // SIR PATRICK! //

STRONGBOW,EPIC PACARD,PICARD,U.S.S. ENTERPRISE,STAR TRACK,YOU'RE FIRED!,MAKE IT SEW!,HOW DAR...STRONGBOWWWW!,SO SORRY SIR PATRICK,SLIDERS,QUANTUM LEAP,DATAS COCK

All Good Things (Director's Cut)

Cause and Effect (Director's Cut)

QuanTumsAntacidz Sliderz™

So what are you doing alone on Christmas Eve? You did something wrong?

whatareyoudoingalone

Who Turned Out The Lights? // //

home alone,earthworm jim

google

google

earthworm jim

Who let the dogs out ?

wholetthedogs

Who Let the Dogs Out ? // //

dogs,,deep dream,lsd

Google Image Search

CD Rip

The top 1% of all YTMND characters and artists are brought to TOP YTMND school to become better than "the best of the best." Will we ever know who the best is?

topytmndgun

Khan,Kirk,McDonald,Zordin,Cosby,Batman,Picard,McFly,kassius,DarthWang

Top Gun, Star Trek, Cosby, Big Trouble in Little China, Back to the Future, Kassius, DarthWang, McDonalds

Top Gun, Boomaga, Kirk

Big bird has an uncanny ability to sing the blues (albeit off key).

bigbirdsingstheblues

Please come back babee please // I need you back I got them blues // designed by BIG SPACESHIP

big bird,blues,sesame street,children of the corn,who ate my penis.com

photobucket.com

photobucket.com

FBR

LOL!

contrasts

VOTE 5

A guy who is very enthusiastic about this site

A wrestler who is disappointed at the fact that the other guy is very enthusiastic about this site

An awesome song that goes along with the action of this site

The guy who made this video gave 3 internets to whoever made this a YTMND: therefore made it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMOp-3hDEA8

musicalwepon

john freeman,,half life full life consequences

Gif created from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMOp-3hDEA8

A sped up version of "Call On Me" by Eric Prdyz. Sourced directly from the video.

LOL!

saintbernard

VOTE 5

A man who is very mad about this state of affairs and expresses said anger by throwing a chair across the room

A dog nearly suffocating a kitten

A song that creates a jarring dissonance with the action of this site

Rays in Arizona

wayoftherice

movie starring the guy who was in laura palmer

100% WAY

twine beaks

Greatest Drug Kingpin in History. 1959-2011

ripheisenberg

Breaking ,Bad,Breaking Bad,Walter White,Heisenberg,I am the danger,I am the one who knocks,pokemon,Tribute,Jesse Pinkman,Gustavo Fring,Skylar White,Walter Jr.,Science,AMC

Breaking Bad

Breaking Bad

Tears After The Cloudy Weather By Pokemon