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?(nsfw) BALLIN' | duckhunt | (3.00) | 519 | 2023-10-24 |
description:
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas.
Wh-pow, pow
Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit.
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
domain:
cwizzy
site text:
BALLIN!!!! // //
keywords:
cwizzy,chaddaddy,ballin
fg image origin:
https://ytmnd.com/assets/250077a81b274551eb9819ba85126975
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Y8mTEl4UM
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7VJTjqo_bg
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?The ABAPtrix | DarthWang | (4.33) | 427 | 2023-09-23 |
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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?A0 | A-0 | (4.78) | 763 | 2023-08-16 |
description:
A0. A0 A 0 a I be to of in it on he as do at by we or my so up if go me no us. marvel vs. capcom clash of super heroes megaman rockman mega man rock man.
domain:
A0
site text:
A0 // //
keywords:
A0,A,0,a,I,be,to,of,in,it,on,as,do,at,by,we,or,my,so,up,if,go,me,no,us
fg image origin:
Marvel VS. Capcom
sound origin:
Marvel VS. Capcom - Megaman
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?(nsfw) Introduction | malcolmtnight | (3.00) | 1,155 | 2022-01-28 |
description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
keywords:
moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk
fg image origin:
Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
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?Oh Snap | KERSED | (1.00) | 767 | 2022-01-03 |
description:
Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally gave you my friend's mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer, I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great. I am sorry about that, and hope it didn't affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up.
domain:
andrewerickson
keywords:
oh snap,andrew erickson,pedo,porn,swansea,cum town,cum,encyclopedia dramatica
fg image origin:
Andrew Erickson Email
bg image origin:
Andrew Erickson
sound origin:
Biz
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?UNNECESSARILYLONGAUDIOTMND: Asiacopte... | DarthWang | (3.67) | 826 | 2021-12-27 |
description:
I bet you thought this fad was dead
domain:
lollongasiacopter
site text:
LONG AUDIO COPTER // //
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Stolen
sound origin:
The entire song sped up, because, for those of you unfamiliar with the history of the fad, when I first made these, there was an error that caused the audio to be sped up, but we all decided it was funnier that way, so now I do it on purpose
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?ned flanders can dance | assdong | (4.43) | 1,671 | 2021-10-26 |
description:
it's too late, homer. you cannot run from him.
domain:
nedflanderscandance
site text:
come and diddly doodly // dance with me, homer //
keywords:
simpsons,anime,mashup,dance,kesha,ned flanders,loop,cursed,hare hare yukai,die young
fg image origin:
- "https://gifdanceparty.com/dancers/dancer_ned.gif" but sped up
- "https://www.deviantart.com/matt159/art/Homer-Screaming-66058785" and make it transparent
- "https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/Wk2XhMDkj4dFlUEKuwCFFVEGSQk/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2020/04/08/956/n/1922507/5b76eee404090c1b_The_Simpsons/i/Simpsons-Zoom-Background.png" and cry about it being a long ass url
bg image origin:
google "ned flanders transparent". that's it.
sound origin:
jan Misali - yukai young
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?Merciful Short Tune Jamming of the Hi-Fivers, earl... | Heywood12 | (1.00) | 437 | 2021-10-17 |
description:
A minute and a half recording of the ham radio Hi-Fivers net which runs before the WARFA net, possibly one of Billy's Children tuning up to jam things or just be a lid operator.
October 3rd, 7:15pm
Off KFS WebSDR website
domain:
hifiverstuneupjammer
site text:
Sunday on 3908 Kilohertz!! // //
keywords:
Hi-Fivers,WARFA,jamming,3908kHz
fg image origin:
Hi-Fivers Facebook page.
sound origin:
Off-air.
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?Each queen honeybee shipped via air transportation... | SmilingRob | (3.50) | 282 | 2021-08-17 |
description:
According to the USPS rules 526.21b:
"Each queen honeybee shipped via air transportation may be accompanied by up to eight attendant honeybees."
- https://pe.usps.com/text/pub52/pub52c5_008.htm
domain:
beeshipping
site text:
each queen honeybee // may be accompanied by // up to eight attendant honeybees
keywords:
bees,usps,honeybee
fg image origin:
https://images.radio.com/aiu-media/GettyImages1191515191-3e072492-8083-49d0-a549-445ecc4ec23a.jpg?width=800
sound origin:
https://www.salamisound.com/1920781-humming-of-a-beehive-swarm
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?why lol | Pollux-S | (4.13) | 702 | 2020-12-29 |
description:
More different after a seizure means a definite change has occurred. And it might have been up to, many things. Me=30s. Not changing would be something.
good for me not falling too far in. An example might be, being qualified for something I submitted after being viewed, seeing I can still do more. A lot couldn't be done by me before, the needed human necessities...
domain:
lex-dex-rex
site text:
Louie // BR // CX
fg image origin:
This sites access to this sound is possible by searching the net and inputting the AUDIO file.
bg image origin:
Refer to my Foreground data, else I plead the NDA clause.
sound origin:
Refer to my Foreground data, else I plead the NDA clause.
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?Vesselwerk: 67th Reality War | venkatesh | (4.50) | 410 | 2020-09-11 |
description:
I rise from the demise of the falsehood which challenges my existence. May hE [The FalseOne] be cursed again, and again, and again. Cherish the chalice in my palace which is thy vessel [soul]. Jehmounehji! From which small atom's weight of arrogance do you dare even contemplate to challenge His? Our invertebrate blessing from the mouth down. We are all blessed, we must all accept this reality.
domain:
hisvessel
site text:
// // B E N K I
keywords:
Venkatesh
fg image origin:
As one gazes into the Benki, one must not see thyself. The Benki must be presented with items of ritual sacrifice. An empty vessel yields an empty response. Potent items for sacrifice include: Chalk, balloons, large amounts of paper, celery and of the purest form; the inner callings of one's body.
bg image origin:
Eli remained motionless in the night, fearing for his life. Whispers of light began to enter the ruins of where he hid, forming a holy aura bounded by three points of colored light. The first light spoke, "I am Alex, agent of entropy and whisperer of the wind.". The second light emitted flashes of visions, spelling the words "I am Monty, the wizard of the 48th parallax, seeker of wisdom." The last light did not speak but moved swiftly towards Eli and embraced him with warmth and strength. In Eli's head, a voice bellowed, "I am Venky, Lord of the Benki. Your call for help has been received, and we, as the holy trinity will guide you to the light." Eli woke up, drenched in toilet water. He had been blessed.
sound origin:
Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Caramel Color, Phosphoric Acid, Natural Flavors, Caffeine.
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?Ray William Johnson does your Mom as you cry i... | Cervisiam | (2.17) | 1,562 | 2020-07-15 |
description:
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your momv=Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom I'm doin' your mom. Yes, yours! First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?" She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again How many times I tap that ass? Over 9000! Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it 'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your momDoin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you I'm having sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
domain:
RWJDoesYourMom
site text:
HE'S // DOIN YER // MOM
keywords:
Ray william johnson,RWJ,doing your mom,mom,Crying,asmr
fg image origin:
Ray willaim johnson from a earlier video.
bg image origin:
Pic of my room
sound origin:
A combination of generic moaning and the song "Doing your mom" By ray william johnson, crying supplied by me
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?Hey God Warrior, who's your favorite DC ... | DarthWang | (3.92) | 937 | 2020-07-13 |
description:
Darkseid (Uxas) is a fictional supervillain appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Jack Kirby, the character first made a cameo in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 in November 1970 before officially debuting in Forever People #1 in February 1971.[1] He is the tyrannical ruler of the planet Apokolips whose ultimate goal is to conquer the universe by eliminating all hope and free will in sentient beings.[2] A New God and one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, Darkseid serves as a staple Superman villain and the archenemy of the Justice League.
The character was ranked as the 6th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time by IGN and as the 23rd Greatest Villain of All Time by Wizard magazine.[3] Darkseid has been substantially adapted into various forms of media, most notably being voiced by Michael Ironside within the DC animated universe, by Andre Braugher in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, by Tony Todd in the DC Animated Movie Universe, and as the main antagonist in the final season of Smallville. After being referenced multiple times in the DC Extended Universe, he will make his feature film debut in Zack Snyder's Justice League.
ublication history
Jack Kirby returned to DC Comics with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 and immediately began establishing characters that would lay the foundation for his newly conceived Fourth World epic. The chief antagonist would be the villain Darkseid who had a cameo in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 (November 1970) with a full first appearance in Forever People #1 (February 1971) . The character was originally designed to be the chief antagonist of the titles Forever People, Mister Miracle and New Gods, but after the cancellation of these titles, he continued to appear as a major villain in many DC Universe comic books, fighting both Superman and Batman. According to writer Mark Evanier, Kirby modelled Darkseid's face on actor Jack Palance, while the villain's personality was inspired by Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon.[4][3]
Fictional character biography
The son of King Yuga Khan and Queen Heggra, Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, plotted to seize power over the planet.[5] When his brother, Drax, attempted to claim the fabled Omega Force, Uxas murdered him, and took the power for himself. The power transformed him into a rock and demon-like creature, upon which he took the name Darkseid.[6][7][8][9] At some point in time, he fell in love with an Apokoliptian scientist and sorceress named Suli, with whom he had a son, Kalibak; however, Suli was poisoned by Desaad on Heggra's behalf, as she believed that Suli was corrupting her son.
Following Suli's death, Darkseid's heart grew even colder, and he ordered Desaad to poison Heggra, and as soon as he did, Darkseid finally became the supreme monarch of Apokolips. Darkseid had briefly been forced by his mother to marry Tigra, with whom he also had a son. After murdering his mother, Darkseid ordered Tigra to eliminate their son, Orion, who was switched with the Highfather's son, Scott Free, so as to keep peace between New Genesis and Apokolips.[10]
The destructive war with the rival planet, New Genesis, was stopped only with a diplomatic exchange of the sons of Highfather and Darkseid. Darkseid's second born son was surrendered to Highfather, while Darkseid received Scott Free. This eventually turned out to be a setback for Darkseid, with his biological son growing up to value and defend the ideals of New Genesis as a powerful champion in opposition to his father. The prophecy foretold that Darkseid would meet his final defeat at the hands of his son in a cataclysmic battle in the fiery Armaghetto of Apokolips.
domain:
uxas
site text:
DARKSEID // //
keywords:
Darkseid,DC Comics,Jack Kirby,God Warrior,Trading Spouses,Ungodly,LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Her favorite villain
sound origin:
The God Warrior repeating the name of her favorite villain
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?happy fathers day | qualityboob | (1.50) | 257 | 2020-06-18 |
description:
this is a fathers day gift for my stepdad. he enjoys ytmnd :)
domain:
aspecialsurprise4jus
site text:
happy fathers day // justin //
fg image origin:
I looked up "Worst Vietnam Massacres" and I found this image.
bg image origin:
It was supposed to be Jason Vorhees, but it didn't show up. I've had that image on my PC for years.
sound origin:
Overkill by Motorhead, converted to mp3.
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?Rap Snitches | kaybli | (2.67) | 348 | 2020-06-06 |
description:
Rap snitches, telling all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years
Rap snitches, telling all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years
domain:
rapsnitches
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Rap Snitch Knishes - MF Doom
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?(nsfw) TAG GANG FUCKING TICKIL ASSNESS ... | DJsomemong | (2.00) | 727 | 2020-05-26 |
description:
Cocky Galue! Cocky Galue!
Why would you do this to me?
Oh i'm gonna do this to you, youuu better believe i'm gonna do this to you.
No, i'm gonna lick all your cheek until theres no cheek left to lick.
How are you gonna do that there will always be cheek left to lick.
NO I HAVE ACIDIC-
NO! YOU DO NOT HAVE ACIDIC SPIT YOU DO NOT!
HOW WOULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THIS TO ME?
OH YEAH YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NOW!
WEH WAWOWOWOWOW WAHWAHWAH INGEHNEHNGNAGNA ELELELILIL MMM MMM SCRUMPTIOUS
MMM MMM OHHOHHWAAW WOW THAT IS HOLY SCRUMPIOLY
Just can't even stand the scrumpioliness of this
How cou- Hou could you even do this to me?
Cuz your cheeks are de-lic-ious!
What does that mea-
It means your cheeks are SCRUMPTIOUS!
What does that mean?
It means heho my god your cheeks are just so GOOD!
What are you talking about?
GOODEST CHEEKS THE CHEEKS ARE GOOOOOOOOD!
OH MY SCRUMPTIOUS 'N DELICIOUS!
But, why me? Why, WHY MEEEEE!?
AWW YEAH GMM TASTY CHEEKS WOOOH OOOUUH MMMMM
OIOIOIII M-MMM. Now a toy just flew up my ass.
Oh you better watch out it's gonna tickil your butthole until theres nothin' left.
OOOOH there will always be something left.
No, this tickle fades away your cheeks!
NOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOO!
domain:
ASSTICKLINGGANGASSTICKLINGGANG
site text:
OH YEAH // YOU CAN'T ESCAPE // NOW!
keywords:
ATG,BOOTYASS,TICKLE,CHEEK,ASS,ASSHOE,LOUDTMND,FUCKMYASS
fg image origin:
Cocky Galue! Cocky Galue!
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Cocky Galue! Cocky Galue!
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?I'M LIKE A GOD IN HUMAN CLOTHING | WittyCognomen | (4.36) | 958 | 2020-04-03 |
description:
LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS
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saulbadman
site text:
LIKE // A // GOD
keywords:
better,call,saul
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We Had Ought to Phone The Famous Lawyer Operating Under The Professional Name Saul
sound origin:
It Would Be For The Best If We Rang Up Saul
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?Inverted Globe Society Official Website | invertedglobesociety | (1.00) | 226 | 2020-04-01 |
description:
This is the official site of the Inverted Globe Society. Our goal is to spread the REAL truth about the earths shape. As we all know, the Government has silenced our group through associations like NASA to suppress the truth. The Media props up fake organizations like the Flat Earth Society as a conspiracy to undermine our truth. We have just gained intelligence that the "Corona-virus" social distancing/quarantine crisis is conveniently on the same date when the Inverted curvature of the earth is most visible. WAKE UP SHEEPLE the Government is keeping us inside so we cannot witness the truth. On the 20th of April 2020 we will be having our first annual Inverted Globe Society Convention meeting in Detroit, Michigan. See Ya There Folks!
domain:
invertedglobesociety
site text:
This is the Home of the IGS // The Earth is not Flat or a Globe // It is Inverted.
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Flat Earth,Inverted Earth,Globe Earth,Donut Earth,Government,NASA
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google images
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google images
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuAGGZNfUkU
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?So I wanted to make a YTMND now that the site is ... | DarthWang | (4.52) | 1,230 | 2020-03-31 |
description:
LOL!
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lethargy
keywords:
VOTE 5
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One of the many animated gifs I have stored up on my PC and yet had no use for during the time that YTMND was down
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Yet another of the many animated gifs that I collected over the past year for no reason as I didn't expect YTMND to ever actually be up and running again
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One of the many songs I collected that I never intended to use in a YTMND because I thought there would never be any new YTMNDs made
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?The Brumari | TimeTravelThroughThe | (3.78) | 987 | 2019-04-28 |
description:
The Brumari are a wise and ancient alien civilization consisting of three sliced Super Marios fused together into one being. They could further link themselves up in infinite mario lines, becoming a collective consciousness.
domain:
brumari
keywords:
The Brumari
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The Brumari
bg image origin:
The Brumari
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The Brumari
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?Freddie Mercury Stole My Bicycle | mario4life | (4.23) | 2,156 | 2019-04-13 |
description:
Hey, YTMND, you still alive?!? OK, good, 'cause I'm gonna breath new life into you with this new upload. It's a mashup of an old (really old) meme with a "Queen" song. I thought up this new meme mashup not long after seeing the "Queen" biopic, "Bohemian Rhapsody". I don't feel I need to explain this one, seeing as this is the home to the original meme. Both involve bikes, I'll tell you that. I severely doubt that someone else made this meme idea before me, but if they did (I'm too lazy to check), I am terribly sorry. This is my first upload to this site (not sure if I'll upload another thing afterwards, although, from what it sounds like, this might also be my last upload. :'( ) Anyway, please enjoy (and I'm sorry.)
Go check out where this original meme came from: http://mybike.ytmnd.com/
(I just noticed, this is, like, bringing everything full-circle.)
domain:
freddiestolemybicycle
keywords:
queen,freddie mercury,bicycle,punch-out,meme,mashup,stole my bike
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Freddie Mercury face - Google Images
NES "Punch-Out!!" "Bicycle Training" cutscene
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"Bicycle Race" - Queen
"Ni**a Stole My Bike" - Duezce
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?felicia the cat | chlfan201 | (2.25) | 358 | 2019-01-22 |
description:
felicia wants to be covered up
domain:
feliciathecat
site text:
don't just stand there you // pinhead cover me up // now
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youtube .com
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youtube.com
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?gay nigger i have an idea | duce | (2.43) | 1,052 | 2018-10-30 |
description:
we make minitmnds with only 1 image that pop up on hover
http://www.dynamicdrive.com/style/csslibrary/item/css-image-gallery/
https://css-tricks.com/examples/SoundOnHover/
sites can be labelled in a separate color
and two site creators will exist, that way you can make mini shitpost sites
without a preloader entirely
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tshaefaef
site text:
AOC'S // PUSSY // LICK
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?why does anyone ever say its leeroy jenkins, its ba... | ldrancer | (2.00) | 533 | 2018-10-14 |
description:
listen to it. its leeroooy .. mmmbaaggins
why does anybody say jenkins?
He plainly says leeroy Baggins
I remember that's all I ever knew of it, and when i'd look it up, id look up leeroy baggins. now it doesnt give you a answer. i had to search more stuff to find it, and its listed jenkins? wtf? why its baggins and sounds baggins. FUCK
domain:
leeroybaggins
site text:
leerooyyy // baggins // listen
keywords:
hardcore extreme racism,Leeroy baggins,leeroy
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a video of a fake scripted thing paid for by blizzard
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he plainly says leeroy baggins. after years of not watching or seeing this, i went to look it up. i see everyoone listing it as leeroy jenkins. Im like wtf. is this the same thing what is this. i watch it and its the same thing i heard andd seen and knew it was baggins. lot of things i knew were seemed to been changed by blizzard to ruin what was originally original fun.
my theory is blizzard changed this and have memory holed this after using up the real fun people had with this and changed all the original sites and listings of it.
also you used to be able to drink enough in the game to throw up. that disappeard in a patch while I was playing. you cant find any infromation on that. im pretty sure i done that because there was no other reason to get drunk or drink in the game. all refrences to fun or any kind of degeneracy which is normal have been removed from the game by them. when you threw up, from being drunk, yu would end up from wasted to tipsy instantly
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?Tinkuru Sutaa Supuraitsu | Faltru | (3.75) | 756 | 2018-08-03 |
description:
Twinkle Star Sprites is a 1996 competitive scrolling shooter arcade game originally created by ADK. It was ADK's last production for the Neo-Geo platform. The gameplay, which can be characterized as a combination of a fixed shooter and a versus puzzle game, uses combinations of shots, as well as timed power-ups to attempt to damage the opponent. These attacks also serve as counters to the opponent's attack.
domain:
TwinkleStarSprites
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https://youtu.be/lr-Cr999fy0
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https://youtu.be/JtlUZlnWQQs
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?North Korea details plans to dismantle nuclear test si... | jimmyshackleton | (3.00) | 977 | 2018-05-12 |
description:
SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea has scheduled the dismantlement of its nuclear test site for sometime between May 23 and 25 depending on weather conditions in order to uphold its previous pledge to discontinue nuclear tests, state media reported on Saturday.
The country’s central news agency said the dismantlement of the nuclear test ground would involve collapsing all of its tunnels with explosions, blocking its entrances and removing all observation facilities, research buildings and security posts.
“The Nuclear Weapon Institute and other concerned institutions are taking technical measures for dismantling the northern nuclear test ground of the DPRK in order to ensure transparency of discontinuance of the nuclear test,” said the announcement. DPRK is an acronym for North Korea’s official name, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
The announcement comes after U.S. President Donald Trump said he would hold a summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in Singapore on June 12. It will be the first meeting ever between a sitting U.S. president and the leader of North Korea.
It follows a flurry of international engagement with North Korea as the two Koreas held their own summit in late April and officials plan to hold high-level meetings in coming weeks.
Trump’s Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said on Friday North Korea can look forward to “a future brimming with peace and prosperity” if it agrees to quickly give up its nuclear weapons.
Officials in Seoul had said in April that North Korea planned to invite experts and journalists from the United States and South Korea for the shutdown of its test site.
North Korea said journalists from other countries, including the United States and South Korea, will be invited to cover the event, to “show in a transparent manner the dismantlement of the northern nuclear test ground to be carried out”.
In order to accommodate the travelling journalists, North Korea said various measures would be taken including “opening territorial air space”.
All international journalists will be provided with a charter flight into Wonsan, a port city in eastern North Korea, from Beijing, KCNA said. There, reporters will board a charter train to the nuclear test ground in an “uninhabited deep mountain area”.
North Korea’s six known nuclear tests have taken place in Punggye-ri, a location in the northeastern part of North Korea where a system of tunnels have been dug under Mount Mantap.
Experts have said the pledge to dismantle the test site is a big step forward but verifying it will be difficult.
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details
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north korea,news,nuclear,trump,Kim Jong Un
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news
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?Soon no more new users will be able to sign up | furrytrash | (4.00) | 802 | 2018-03-24 |
description:
Captcha is changing so no more users will be able to sign up soon
domain:
Captchaisgone
site text:
The captcha system is changing // So no more users will be able // to sign up soon
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Screenshot
sound origin:
Ink Spots - Maybe (mp3 file I found on my computer. I don't know where it came from but I downloaded it over a year ago)
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?Shiteye Becomes a Trucker | DougFukkie | (4.00) | 703 | 2018-02-16 |
description:
I was actually a trucker myself once. I got fired because I sucked at it.
domain:
shiteyetrucker
site text:
Vote 1 // //
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Shiteye,Trucker,trucking,Brak,Freddie Prinze Jr.,shit,scat,poop,feces,caca,crap,ass,butt,fat,bbw,Brak Presents The Brak Show Starring Brak,I'm Driving Down Highway 40 in my Big Ol' Pick Up Truck,Butt Expansion,BE,weight gain,wg art
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Shiteye being a "happy" trucker (as happy as a man with feces on his eye can be)
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"Too Big for her Britches" by Trinity-Fate
sound origin:
Brak and Freddie Prinze Jr. - I'm Driving Down Highway 40 in my Big Ol' Pickup Truck
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?Donald Trump: Unlikely Defender of U.S. Allies | Kapowski | (3.00) | 1,025 | 2017-11-08 |
description:
It’s been a remarkable few days for a man who once accused America’s “so-called allies” Japan and South Korea of “making billions screwing us.” A man who, as recently as last year, argued that “we’re better off” if both countries protected themselves from North Korea—by acquiring their own nuclear weapons if need be—rather than freeloading off U.S. military power. A guy who said, of a potential fight between Japan and North Korea, “Good luck, folks. Enjoy yourself.” When Donald Trump wrapped up his visit to Japan earlier this week, Orville Schell, a scholar of China and its neighbors since the 1970s, marveled, “In my lifetime, I’ve not seen the U.S.-Japan alliance more highlighted, vital, and well-fortified than now.” And in a speech in Seoul on Wednesday, Trump made a thundering commitment to defend South Korea. “The Trump administration hasn’t done anything that would weaken” the U.S.-South Korean alliance, Han Sung Joo, a former South Korean foreign minister and ambassador to the United States, told me shortly before Trump’s address. “The behavior of [North Korean leader] Kim Jong Un has only made the alliance stronger and [more] necessary.”
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unlikelydefender
keywords:
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump
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Donald Trump
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?Trump makes his move on Iran nuke deal | Kapowski | (3.00) | 1,646 | 2017-10-13 |
description:
President Trump declared Friday that the Iran nuclear deal is no longer in the national security interest of the United States, but stopped short of withdrawing from the Obama-era pact. “I am announcing today that we cannot and will not make this certification,” Trump said during a speech at the White House. “We will not continue down a path whose predictable conclusion is more violence, more terror and the very real threat of Iran’s nuclear breakout," he continued. The president said that Iran has “has committed multiple violations of the agreement" and accused Tehran of "not living up to the spirit of the deal.” Trump ticked off a list of problems with the deal and laid out a new, tougher strategy to confront “the rogue regime” over a series of other “hostile actions” unrelated to its nuclear program. But Trump declined to completely abandon the 2015 agreement, which he derided as "one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into," or call on Congress to reimpose nuclear-related sanctions on Iran that would hasten its demise. The decision is a compromise forged out of heated internal discussions about what to do with the nuclear deal between Iran, the U.S. and five other world powers. It comes before a Sunday deadline when Trump would have been forced to notify Congress whether Iran was still in compliance with the deal and if it still fit the nation’s security interests. Trump has certified Iranian compliance twice before, but was reportedly livid over the prospect of doing so again. He has repeatedly condemned the agreement and declared Iran has violated its “spirit” with its non-nuclear behavior, including its support for Syrian leader Bashar Assad and militant groups Middle East as well as its ballistic-missile program. Although Trump last certified Iran’s compliance in July, he nearly did not after former chief strategist Stephen Bannon handed him an op-ed published in The Hill by former United Nations ambassador John Bolton that laid out the case that the deal wasn’t in the U.S. national security interest, according to a report in The Weekly Standard. Trump was convinced to go through with the certification then, but it was clear it would not happen again. Several top advisers — including national security adviser H.R. McMaster, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Defense Secretary James Mattis — worried a withdrawal would enflame tensions with Iran and spark a regional crisis. They scrambled to come up with an alternative path that allowed Trump to send a message to Tehran without torpedoing the pact. Trump argued, however, that the deal is untenable, saying it “will be terminated” if no agreement is reached to strengthen and change it. He said the revisions must "ensure that Iran never — and I mean never — acquires a nuclear weapon." Trump did not call on Congress to impose sanctions on Iran for its nuclear activities, something that would effectively remove the United States from the deal. Instead he asked Congress to pass new benchmarks Iran would need to meet in order to stave off nuclear-related sanctions in the future. That includes revisiting sunset provisions that allow Iran to ramp up uranium enrichment activity after 10 years.
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trumpmakesmove
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Trump,Iran
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Trump
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speech
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